Lloyd Christmas @1armed1der
blm. she/her. you can take the kid out of the scene, but you cant take the scene out of the kid. all opinions are my own! • ig/sc: princessnubz • $kaiteekiller iforgot.apple.com tx Joined March 2011-
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i miss nights out 🥺 i work with the best fucking people i swear
ok i just watched a short for trap, the new m night shamalamadingdong and oh my word i’m EXCITED
I FUCKING HATE BOOMERS WITH BUSINESSES THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING RUN
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a person perfected without trials. Sober Time's message for April 16, 2024 🖤🖤
Oh we had a TIME ❤️😜❤️🤣
“you say whats up to customers?” oh im so sorry i forgot its 1894 GOOD MORROW M’LADY gtfo
when you check the schedule and it’s the hotties working together
i hate the university stoplight more than i hate pete davidson
I know this guy and he's rich now
Everyone wish @gerardway a Happy Birthday!!! Cuz it's his birthday and he's a good dude.
BYE MY LIFE IS MADE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
D&D age 14: I go to the pub and ask the wench to toucheth my wang Lol :) D&D age 34: I go to the bar and kill myself in front of all the goblins, ruining their night off work from the factory
oh to be called a good girl and get head pats
i’ve about mcfuckin had it with boomers and their dumbass questions today jesus mary and joseph
go see late night with the devil. support small movies. hail satan
how can anyone deny wrestling’s athleticism i mean
how can anyone deny wrestling’s athleticism i mean
Marcus: ironically, David Icke would make for the perfect agent for the reptilian agenda
fuck paying for parking if you work downtown!!!!!!!
Ni 🤠🍊🇮🇳 @TacosNTherapy
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Preston Franks @PrestonFranks
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Vladmir Putzyn @TwerkGawd_
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CassHole @boyharsherlvr
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carder @cards_1990
237 Followers 526 Following I share a first name with nobody I've ever met personally.
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Sammy @Sammy93362194
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a definite pokemon @PokemonDefinite
267 Followers 2K Following Jared. 23. they/them. #1 Pokémon fan since 1998. follow for Pokémon jokes of the day
Win❎Cant❎Lose❎ @Greenking4
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pizza hater @LastKingOfGhana
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beer boy @beerboy50408343
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Ni 🤠🍊🇮🇳 @TacosNTherapy
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Ba$edGod @TotaLeeTatted
8K Followers 746 Following don’t dm me something that can be said in my mentions. ALL of my notifications are off so I see what i see when I see it.
Preston Franks @PrestonFranks
380 Followers 620 Following Husband, Father, and all around lover of sports and video games. #TOLO
Vladmir Putzyn @TwerkGawd_
576 Followers 2K Following Son of a rattlesnake bite survior | Lou Bega might be my dad | Go Dawgs
CassHole @boyharsherlvr
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carder @cards_1990
237 Followers 526 Following I share a first name with nobody I've ever met personally.
Grammatically Incorre.. @SLucille1995
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❤️🔥𝙳𝚛.. @JrayBerry
3K Followers 795 Following 𝐍𝐨, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭. || 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛/𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔞
Shudder @Shudder
194K Followers 4K Following Stream the best in horror, thriller, and supernatural. So good, it's scary.
The Mutant Fam @TheMutantFam
26K Followers 4K Following Fan-run community for the Mutant Minded to find other freaky f(r)iends. A friendly, welcoming place to discuss the 3Bs & all things Drive-In!
reb @rebmasel
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lemáine🩸 @studiolemaine
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Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian
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Reed Casterlin @castereedlin
508 Followers 2K Following ; ex-goalkeeper, current Pokémon TCG trainer. 293/600 CP 2024
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6K Followers 494 Following 👼🏻tattoo artist👼🏻 i draw stuff & talk to myself thanks for visiting
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Kim Kelly @GrimKim
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Spring Heel'd Jack Co.. @HeelJack
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Animal Kingdom @AnimalKingdom
65K Followers 93 Following Catch up on #AnimalKingdom any time on https://t.co/hRwLsph79m or the TNT app. #TheFinalScore
Dilly Dally @DillyDallyTO
4K Followers 420 Following Queer punk squeel-age from Toronto 🐹 On tour rn w/ MCR 🇺🇸
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Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
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HELLOTEFI 🐇 @hellotefi
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Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson
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302K Followers 907 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere
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all these uptight losers saying kids don’t belong in bars i’ll have you know i spent my entire childhood in bars with my alcoholic dad and i forgot where i was going with this
The 1994 Danish horror thriller Nightwatch gets a surprise sequel in Nightwatch: Demons are Forever, with original cast members including Nikolaj Coster-Waldau reprising their roles. Shudder is bringing both to streaming next month: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3807359/…
@1armed1der One time I said “hey friend” to a customer and he said “we aren’t friends I don’t know you” 😂😭 like go sit on a middle finger lmao fuck you
Oh we had a TIME ❤️😜❤️🤣
we’re not doing credits like bring it on anymore
My favorite thing about bits like this is how they let them sit for a second. There is something so fun when an audience pieces together what’s happening, realizes it won’t stop, and begins to lose their minds
One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.
@1armed1der had someone get mad at me for saying “how can i help you boss?” they are not my boss indeed and would not let me forget it for the rest of the transaction
I can’t believe someone just gave me this angel. (They gave her to me bc they knew I would love her and take care of her) She is PERFECT. She is more beanie baby than cat she just lays there motor running all night
I know this guy and he's rich now
Everyone wish @gerardway a Happy Birthday!!! Cuz it's his birthday and he's a good dude.
i had this in the trunk of my e39 540 in the winter just so my tires didn’t spin in the snow
Thankful to have Cybertruck to help me with the real work and big loads 🙏
Cicis Pizza just called they want me to come on Tuesday high as fuck and eat for an hour straight
This what JoJo Siwa think she’s giving
I helped a Nazi cover-up their swastika tattoo today. Looking at it now you'd never know it was there, pretty wild what six feet of dirt can do.
every day i drive to work i feel like i’m entering dfw’s bermuda triangle and like the major street names are familiar but im generally confused on where tf i am in relation to everything else.
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