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Attorney. #LawTwitter. Iconoclast. Spooky Lawyer. White Sox. Bears. Bulls. Chicago. Costco stan. Curator of spooky and weird things. #LiminalHours linktr.ee/akbrews Chicago Joined January 2014-
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They should get time off from their sentence for creativity.
I accidentally sent this to my mom.
Another oldie but goodie!
This almost was a complete disaster.
What kind of dog is this?
Imagine being at a store and stopping a shoplifter like this. This guy is lucky. Could have gone way worse.
Holy crap, this guy... "you scared my dog..."
Today I learned about extreme embalming
AI taking orders at Wendy's
The largest landfill in the world is on fire.
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534 Followers 111 Following RETIRED. I don't follow politics or religion. I despise plastic people. I take one day at a time. I'm very thankful to be alive. I'm ashamed of Humanity.@AKBrews I want to be hitting a bong in my dead statue position
@AKBrews Wondering why each step is wrapped in plastic. I get a Dexter vibe!
@AKBrews What is this obsession with building stairs that can kill you? I only hope this is the skeleton and actual steps will be attached.
@AKBrews I'd need more than luck. My legs are shaking just looking at it.
@AKBrews Is that a trap in an Indiana Jones movie? Good grief
@AKBrews Nope. I don't know how you find the most scariest steps ever...they're unique if terrifying.
@AKBrews Omg, I just fell off watching this already 😵💫
@SurfThrash @AKBrews @taylorswift13 Real or not.. That is so funny.
@AKBrews Good luck in “disguising the smell from drug-sniffing dogs”. They’ve been using too much of their product.