Albert Scrawler 🇺🇦 💙✒📒🐓☠🇵🇸 @AbsurdScrawl
Currently writing (??) - It will be a murder mystery of sorts - It's all I scribble - Veg grower - Grandad - Pet Care Worker absurdscrawler.blogspot.co.uk Consett, England Joined February 2015-
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Can't say I've enjoyed a windows product since XP. Sick to death of this rubbish nowadays
Once again, I have no opinion on this, I wasn't there. But the potential aftershock of a miscarriage of justice has me following this rabbit hole
Once again, I have no opinion on this, I wasn't there. But the potential aftershock of a miscarriage of justice has me following this rabbit hole
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? Sorry! My fault.
Seems Eve was Adam's SECOND wife. WTF
Looks like I'm "eating out" tonight
Get stuffed. I can't even use a self service till without having to call someone. Amazon insists Just Walk Out isn’t secretly run by workers watching you shop theverge.com/2024/4/17/2413… via @verge
I think #glinner is top grade prick. But everyone needs to earn a living #FreeFatherTed
Popular Magician’s assistant buried… twice! suffolkgazette.com/popular-magici…
I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I don't think this smoldering fire was an accident.
Climate science denialists need a conspiracy theory to explain increasingly undeniable impacts from climate change. And the tragically stupid one to hand is... #chemtrails! The irony is that air travel, as well as leaving perfectly ordinary contrails, *does* impact the climate.
God does not exist either but nutters base laws around it.
God does not exist either but nutters base laws around it.
Nurse. Up my meds please
A dragon would never explode. But a dino might.
I seem to suffer the electricity thing. I'm partially deaf but can tell when I'm near certain things that's there is buzzing. No one else seems to who's near me.
I seem to suffer the electricity thing. I'm partially deaf but can tell when I'm near certain things that's there is buzzing. No one else seems to who's near me.
New mpox strain with “pandemic potential”—but this is not the one that went global in 2022, when it spread to more than 100 countries. This new one is from another more deadlier form of the virus, known as “clade 1” mpox—and carries a 10% CFR mortality. The new “clade 1b” found…
Everybody is once again dunking on Liz Truss, but I think it important to point out that lawyers knew how useless she was years ago. A little credit would be nice. thesecretbarrister.com/2016/11/04/liz…
Bleeding heck
Piss off. I'm a dog walker. I walk 2 max at a time on lead. My customers a) Work long hours or b) Disabled or c) Elderly
Piss off. I'm a dog walker. I walk 2 max at a time on lead. My customers a) Work long hours or b) Disabled or c) Elderly
OMG. Doing monthly accounts to try and claim Uni Credit is a horror show. What a shit on. Waiting here for daughter to send me her numbers. Grrrrr.
Not enough hours in the day.
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anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
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Pete Prodge hates the.. @peteprodge
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Tana Collins @TanaCollins7
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max @LTbioinvestor
16K Followers 220 Following Investing/trading mainly in BIOTECH sector. In the Markets for 32 years and learning yet. Tweets = my funny and (wrong) opinions only and NOT financial advice.
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27K Followers 3K Following For #DadJokes enthusiasts. Guaranteed groans around the dinner table. Joke of all trades, master of #PUN. Welcome to the Dad-a-Base.
VIDEO PRODUCTION NEWS.. @VPNLDN
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The Skills Network @SkillsNetworkUK
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H.D. @HansDonkerDH
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193 Followers 407 Following Ex-pat Spaniard in Great United Kingdom. Spanish father, English mother. Retro gaming fan. Shit guitarist.Looks like I'm "eating out" tonight
HEY! Ever been out on a really cold day and seem steam coming out of your mouth? that's what happens when warm air from your lungs hits cold air. What do you think is happening when hot air from a jet engine hits the cold air behind it? you're welcome! #chemtrails
@AbsurdScrawl I'm sure some of those posts are done just to trigger.
@AbsurdScrawl Yeah, it's taking the piss knowing that you're paying to watch ads.
@MrsSOsbourne @AmandaHolden Hi Sharon, I've never met Amanda myself but I did meet Les Dennis back in the early 2000s. Les didn't say a lot but when the subject of Miss Holden arose, he stood up and proudly announced... "I've shagged that."
@AbsurdScrawl That's me on most days. Welcome to the miserable bastard club.
#PHAT50 Stocks showing RS, volume accumulation, daily uptrend, leading or upward trending sectors, and little distribution. $MMYT $ROOT $META $ML $CLS $COIN The ones you chase latter are always on here. Good luck🍀 Check out my watchlist on @tradingview tradingview.com/watchlists/145…
@AbsurdScrawl Thanks for the support! Roll on summer!
@AbsurdScrawl @fesshole Same here. Some lady called Cheryl shopping at CVS pharmacy. Actually not seen one in a while... Hope she's doing ok.
@AbsurdScrawl @fesshole I was given details for hiring a mini bus from Australia and last week I'd mooked a massage in Australia. He's having a better time than me.
@AbsurdScrawl @fesshole Then you have a nicel little bonus viewing.
@fesshole I found a saxon gold coin in mine, carefully reburied it and never reported it to anyone because I didn't want Mackenzie crook and Toby Jones turning up and filming a new series of Detectorists in my garden.
Good Morning Lovely Britain…
Happy Friday from @GMB! Come & join @RobbieRinder & me (or Nonna as we learnt yesterday he’s called by @Rylan 😂)
@anon_opin I still don't understand why I have to spend the next 7 months driving around with the wrong time on my clock because I'm too lazy to change it manually, when my car regularly communicates with satellites in space.
@Phatinfantry I'm not sure this will be the ideal tourism event 😂😂
I know it’s small print. But please read it. Very sad.
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