Adrian Assman @AdrianAssman
Just for laughs. Memes and Satire. Toronto, Ontario Joined January 2018-
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I’ve had 2 surgeries in the past 3 weeks. I’m in a lot of pain right now but it looks like we caught it early and I’m going to be OK.
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We have lost many good men this way.
This is what happens when you forget to water them
Want to live in a tent for a few days and start fires? Sure....sounds good.
This kid has been alive for 7 minutes and he looks like he’s already sick of this shit.
Why pay for a new carpet when you can just steal the sample book and make one for free?
It’s always awkward when someone wears the same outfit as you.
That telescope was a wise investment.
Kelli_with_an_i @KelliDPowers
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mike @TowingMikes
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Dave Rave from Kwik S.. @houseofchaos18
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🇫🇷 🏴.. @EmilieS2018
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mike @TowingMikes
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TheBannedChief🃏�.. @BannedChief
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Motomom/Gram❤️❤.. @Motomom128302
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Silver @SilversMemez
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Pissed Off Monkey @PissedOffMonkey
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Dave Rave from Kwik S.. @houseofchaos18
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Anita🖤🖤🖤🖤 @AnnPres2
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🏴 Nevada Memes fø.. @1864Memes
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🇫🇷 🏴.. @EmilieS2018
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OUTLIERGIRL ❤️�.. @_Outliergirl
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spectre0341 @Spectre0341
2K Followers 2K Following 🇺🇲 Semper Fi. I was not a soldier. I am a Marine. I don't mean to offend but, I am offensive. 03 4LIFE! Remain UnBroken.
Noorulhaq @Noorulhaq12345
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Mr. McKhockiner @mrmckhockiner
124 Followers 683 Following Close associates call me Barry. Twitter rejoin date: April 25, 2022
@AdrianAssman Staging is key. Get the best care you can, stay positive and fight!
@AdrianAssman I should have paid attention
@AdrianAssman The pay is insane too. I used to help out at stables breeding started at 10k with a percentage going to that position.
@AdrianAssman "Sir, you drink from the TOP of the glass."
@AdrianAssman @garyfixstuff The hell it doesn’t. No uh uh. Lol😂 I’m too scared. So never for me.
@AdrianAssman Why does domino's require a more complicated password than my bank?
That's an expensive sandwich.
I charge married men $30K to be their ‘surrogate wife’ — I do what wives won’t trib.al/QfkZWLR
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