Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
Making a Nine Inch Nails cover album. #NINPeeledBack. alliegoertz.com hell Joined March 2009-
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Spearmint or fruit?
Ketchup … catsup
me at weezer’s blue album show: PLAY PORK AND BEANS
when your name finally gets called to do the overly ambitious karaoke song you thought was a good idea when you drunkenly signed up two hours ago
Happy Goertzday to me. (Be my friend on IG if you’re not already)
Losing my MIND at someone referring to Hank Azaria this way
Congrats to ALL of us EQUALLY for being in the Emmy winning Weird Al movie ;)
Me if I was a DJ: BEN FOLDS: she’s a brick COMMODORES: house!
*doesn’t tweet for months* *deep breath* *cracks knuckles* Do you think Scooby Doo was supposed to be Scooby Dog and it was just a typo
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This is more important than The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.
Before YouTube reactors made fun of out-of-context clips, Conan O’Brien had the Walker Stick. This one clip was so good, they had to highlight it separately
Seconds after the card game rules are explained
@DesiSurvivor you're almost definitely right it's parallelism but the intent is different, hunter is thanking kenziffany while venus is blessing charia.
Tonight's episode is called 'Episode Several' Brilliant
I know it's been said a million times in a million ways, but I will never get over that there are people who spend more of their energy, time, money, and political passion on protecting embryos instead of protecting school children.
@solmaquina I cannot even remember what this was about. Can anyone?
If I text you something funny & you see it later on twitter don't get mad it's just business
Joe Flaherty made me crack up so hard it ruined takes. My favorite days on set were the ones where we had scenes together. What a lovely guy.
@AllieGoertz OK, that's funny. I listened to the whole soundtrack on Friday. Pretty amazing and powerful.
@AllieGoertz @Cinematic_Life @blankcheckpod @GriffLightning I agree with having Eric Diaz on the show. 😬
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@AMikeBloomType This after "Tim takes a huge dump" from Probst last week is too coincidental.
I'm pretty sure this was Tim's first line on #Survivor in 3 weeks
@CarsonGarrett_ Yes but trial and error is not supposed to just stop at error.
The evolution of #Survivor slo-mo challenge endings
more survivor legends/hotties.
My controversial #survivor opinion is that hot people make the best players. Hot people are more willing to take risks (for good or ill), they're more confident (for good or ill) are often more socially astute & physically fit. We need to go back to hot person Survivor!
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