Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha
I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad. m.facebook.com/Comedienne-Ang… From W.V. to Los Angeles Joined April 2012-
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I’m tired of friends having announcements, and those announcements are never about crab Rangoons.
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Goodnight stars, goodnight moon, goodnight girls who tweet their poon. "Goodnight Rudy" @AngieDavisHaha says and downs another Cinnabon.
I’m at the height of my animal magnetism, and raw sexual energy when I’m 10 rolls deep, cheeks full of cinnamon butter, growling when people walk past at Texas Roadhouse.
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Why do authors subtitle their books, "A Novel"? Did someone look at their book one day and say "I thought this was a sandwich?"
If your mother watched the 1987 movie The Lost Boys over and over, specifically for this oiled up gyrating man…you may be entitled to trauma compensation.
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OJ died? Who cares, CONAN WAS ON HOT ONES
Why do all men walk so fast? Always have me scurrying to keep up. Where are you going so fast? Away from your lies, sir?
Today I spilled water down my shirt over my boobs and I think 3 men in my vicinity lost their virginity at the Renaissance Faire. You’re welcome, gentlemen.
Men will wear plaid diaper panties instead of going to therapy.
Men will wear plaid diaper panties instead of going to therapy.
I call my lady parts “path of totality.” Because men have crossed state lines to see it. It’s been since 2017 since it came. You need special glasses from the library to look at it.
Me with a mouth full of candy: “CUTE MEN OF THE WORLD, IT IS WELL KNOWN THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO SURVIVE A MURDER ECLIPSE IS BY BEING THE BOY TOY OF A CHUBBY WOMAN. NO I CANNOT EXPLAIN WHY. PROBABLY SCIENCE OR SOMETHING.” *terms and conditions apply
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When the captain suspends a cop because they are a loose cannon, they always take their gun and their badge, but they never take their whistle. Leaves the plot open to countless whistle-based abuses of power.
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Netanyahu needs to be tried for war crimes.
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THIS JUST IN: CHARLIE KIRK STILL GOT A GODDAMN POTATO FOR A HEAD; SCIENTISTS BAFFLED
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Something I’ve noticed in my comedy career is as I’ve gotten more comfortable on stage, I’m definitely having more fun. Let’s tour this country, bitch.
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It's hilarious AF to me that trump begged his supporters to come out to the court and protest for him AGAIN, and only ONE person showed up. ONE!!!! So much for crowd size.🤣🤣🤣
@AngieDavisHaha Actually, same. We may need better friends.
@AngieDavisHaha Your tweets are always so insightful. ✌🤘🖖
@AngieDavisHaha Finally, someone who is bringing the important issues to light.
Stop giving Roseanne Barr social media attention when what she really needs is mental health care.
I’m looking for someone to airbrush a sick ass 80’s van wizard on my plate carrier
Who doesn't love some good pasta
Don Armado from Love's Labour's Lost and Juliette's Nurse.
Monday thoughts...💭 Which two characters from different Shakespearean plays would make the ideal couple?
Apparently new twitter is all about sharing screenshots of old tweets
Sorry I'm late the urge to not even move a single muscle in my body today was strong
Every university right now.
A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump. Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties. It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and…
Can we please blast the living shit out of this. PLEASE!!!!
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Rich being so quick-witted has everyone laughing #JIB14
OMG, IT HAPPENED! IT JUST HAPPENED! WHOA🤯
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