scary jerry @AwkwardHandle
i have to unfortunately quickly relocate and rehome my flock of ducks. i am heartbroken and full of sorrow to lose my babies youtu.be/SJmXoEj2poE Huntsville, AL Joined February 2014-
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Made a piece of content that struck a chord. Figure i should drop it here
Manipulating the housing market by leaving millions of homes vacant creates a squatting epidemic
Manipulating the housing market by leaving millions of homes vacant creates a squatting epidemic
I haven't been posting much over here, but if you miss me, you can find me AT scarryjerrywest over on the ubiquitous short form video app Someone over there claimed they pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps, and I felt the need to explain why that's not an actual thing
It breaks my heart to see anyone on the streets but I'm seeing more and more elderly folks out here and they're so frail and vulnerable to violence and the elements. It's an absolute cruelty that our society allows this.
I’m acting like it’s funny because it’s ridiculous, but also it is so sad and frustrating. I honestly cant send my child to school in a state where we say, “it’s fine to state the fact that pythons have tiny useless leg bones, but a teacher explaining why is unacceptable.”
A Single Human: I HAVE A TERRIBLE TAKE Millions of Humans: THATS A TERRIBLE TAKE The Discourse: TERRIBLE OR NORMAL…WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
I'm doing so much better than this time last year but I still feel so vulnerable and precarious about the future
Still. We're still doing this embarrassing shit.
*purchases and becomes CEO of Brazil*
If we were to ever pull a Jurassic Park and bring back dinosaurs we should make sure we have something to stop them in case they attack maybe like a meteor gun
Look for love
why is this is the first notification Twitter sent me for the new year? Also, trafficking humans is definitely not the answer
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