battles @B4TTL3S
still writing letters to the families of the deceased Joined April 2017-
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Like to see how he’d do in a real war. Crying into his spaghetti hoops I would reckon. Little fraud.
Like to see how he’d do in a real war. Crying into his spaghetti hoops I would reckon. Little fraud.
‘I mean…as an introduction to beatboxing it’s been great Keith. But I think there’s a time and a place and we’re going to have to regain focus here…’
Looks like he cooked it by running it under the hot tap.
Looks like he cooked it by running it under the hot tap.
James Corden
I’ve never watched Saturday Night Takeaway, but I still think it’s lovely that these two can seem so happy after all these years together…managed to catch them entering the studios for the final show rehearsals…
‘Turn that fucking shite off for fuck sake’
‘Turn that fucking shite off for fuck sake’
Iranian drones taking 9 hours to get to Israel… ‘Just you wait…things I’m gonna do to you…’
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
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Tuppence Pennyapple I.. @fabulucy
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
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The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
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Jen Furby The X St.. @The_X_Stitcher
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Gerti #GeneralElectio.. @Gerti130926
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Neuter a Nazis. @CraigSteele9
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ukrainian skater clam.. @stakethisclaim
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𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
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Tuppence Pennyapple I.. @fabulucy
39K Followers 3K Following Blonde Bastard. Bread heathen. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 900 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Mappers @CarolMaps
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The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
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Holy Crayons (That Cr.. @HolyCrayons
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Jen Furby The X St.. @The_X_Stitcher
4K Followers 2K Following Multi lingual, sweary ceramic-based tycoon https://t.co/YAuB9G7ypH 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇷🇨🇾 all views my own RTs not endorsement
Count Mysterioso @MysteriosoX
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Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
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ukrainian skater clam.. @stakethisclaim
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Karma Wall @KarmaWall
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Kevin Eldon @ItsKevinEldon
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Suella Braverman MP @SuellaBraverman
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
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Hmwhatnow @Hmwhatnow
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Community Notes @CommunityNotes
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Moog @a_toots
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Amanda @AmandaYeardsley
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Scott Chegg @buckfastbadlad
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back up fourfoot acco.. @ICowabungas
428 Followers 425 Following this is here as a back up. go to @fourfoot for the full unexpedited mental breakdown….
Happy Dee-ster @PrincessMissDee
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@simonhynd.bsky.socia.. @simonhynd
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Husko @dank_ackroyd
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Catherine Xeeter-Jone.. @sleathington
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Dr Lucy Rogers FREng @DrLucyRogers
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Sam Goodman @SamGoodman990
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Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins
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This week voted the 2nd ugliest building in the UK proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The former College of Building and Printing (or the ‘People Make Glasgow’ building for the youth). Available as a print on my website (link in bio) #Glasgow #brutalist
@B4TTL3S Assuming you don't want to bid on that signed, framed one, fill your boots: redbubble.com/i/art-print/Tw…
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