Not Jack Barker @BarkerJack
This honestly is not me. It’s just a character. I make 90% of this stuff up. he/him Joined July 2011-
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Europeans get down on Americans in Europe (which isn’t terribly unfair) but Europeans anywhere outside of Europe are always the most uncool. They just don’t realize it because no one is as rude to them as they are to other foreigners in their homes. Except New Yorkers, maybe.
Just to be clear I’ve always hated Jonah Hill because he’s never seemed like someone who doesn’t suck and this feels like a real win for hating peoples who seem like they suck
Every time I do a bike ride where I drop considerable altitude I become obsessed with blood doping.
I’m going to keep retweeting this every time it happens.
I’m going to keep retweeting this every time it happens.
I’ve met very few full time travel content creators who are not completely miserable to be around. They remove so much of the joy of travel and most should soak their heads.
Going to be using this photo for absolutely everything
I love meeting Italians who can’t dress. It’s like, what else is there then?
The greatest feat of humanity is that we have only one word for coffee.
Whenever someone tells me they have a relative living in the USA the conversations goes exactly like this each time. “My niece lives in America” Oh really? Where “City” CITY!?! No way! “You know City?” Are you kidding, EVERYONE know City. Any town in the States. Every time
The main way I know I need to return to the USA soon is that I feel uncomfortable being mean to my friends
I can already sense how buckwild I’m about to go posting tiktoks. Going to single-handedly ruin the app.
I think it is in part due to the high, dry mountain air this past winter but my nose picking is at, I think, a lifetime high this year so far. Excited to pad this stats and clear the nostrils this spring and summer.
There should be a support group or a tax break or both for people who have a mustache and also blow their nose.
There are few better feelings than the cry from watching Coco.
I just got to show someone the Grape Stomping Lady Fail video for the first time. Electric.
Lmao just saw a dude go gentle into that good night
I like to imagine it’s like the cancer screen coming back clean or something but it’s probably more like two yolks in one egg. These could have been one tweet but I didn’t want that
I like to imagine it’s like the cancer screen coming back clean or something but it’s probably more like two yolks in one egg. These could have been one tweet but I didn’t want that
What is the life moment equivalent of a key change in a song?
Few things to make you feel more loved than someone tying the scarf around your neck
I love the world is beginning to catch to the LAW world view I’ve been preaching for years. (Lame Andy Warhol)
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imagine if all medical diagnoses were delivered via tom cruise staring into your eyes
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This @Senn_Spud video about Vladimir Putin has me crying with laugher. Will is one of the funniest men alive, his podcast is a closer look soundcloud.com/a-closer-look-…
Sharks, I’m here today with an incredible business opportunity. so,I know a guy who can do a ball for like 190. I’m thinking we hit him up and go from there
Spidey gettin his back blown out? MJ gettin double teamed? Only one man can save the day
It's so over fuck it we ball
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- Be Ron DeSantis - Everyone wants you to run - Reluctant - Don't want to run against Trump - 2028 a better shot - "You'll be ready for 2028 even if you lose" - Run in 2024 - Lose primary to Trump - Trump loses election - Run in 2028 - Lose primary to Trump - Trump loses election
“twitter is paying creators” and dril and jaboukie didn’t get a check, that’s how you know it’s a scam
Tom Cruise: mmmmm yummy popcorn Ron Perlman: burn their fucking houses to the ground
sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices
threatening to burn down the home of someone threatening to make you lose yours is actually a pretty reasonable & uncontroversial response. good on ron perlman
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