Ryan & Johnny’s conversations are the embodiment of pot meets kettle. And y’all can decide which title goes to whom. #MAFS
Bao put your foot on his neck and then sever it. Johnny can’t even have a conversation without walking away. And Bao needs to go full throttle and drop him. He’s a loss cause. #MAFS
I still don’t like Gil. His eyes are shifty and I think he’s a creep. A patient creep but a creep. #MAFS
“You’re a very opinionated person.” Yes those of us with active brain activity and standards usually are Dr. Pepper. #MAFS
I’m very happy that Myrla is happy, however, I don’t think Gil is right for her, for many reasons. Patience and not having a man coerce you into intimacy is the bare-minimum. #MAFS
Glad Myrla likes Hype now though. No true Virgo can resist a fur baby. 😂 #MAFS
I agree with Michaela, regardless of being someone’s wife or husband, you can’t be the sole source or major source of your partners happiness. A contributor, sure, but anything more sounds insufferable. #MAFS
Zack is really an immature sniveling bitch and he just bothers me. He’s 27, like his brain barely got out of in vitro. He doesn’t deserve nor need to be anyones husband. Fiancé maybe, but this dude is absolute shit. #MAFS
Zack and Bao are actually better matched because they’re both people that like to force moments to happen in order for their reality of “a perfect marriage” to exist. #MAFS
With that being said I do feel for Bao but she needs to pull the plug because Johnny doesn’t have the balls to do it. #MAFS
I feel bad for Brett. She really is a gorgeous woman. She could be an actor, she’s just got that look about her, some kind of IT factor. Ryan looks like a built blob, like everything about him just makes me nauseous. #MAFS
The experts literally asked Ryan’s family, if Ryan was ready for marriage, they literally said, “no he’s not.” And the experts still approved him like… #MAFS