Beebo @BeeboMcWeeb
A mild-mannered secretary with a little bit of bite. Seattle Joined September 2013-
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Well it looks like Jonathan M. Katz has caught @SenKatieBritt in a pretty significant lie.
@alex_valaitis Yeah, I "disagree" with someone who tells parents of dead little kids that their kids aren't really dead.
When you see David Sedaris write new crap where he’s a shitty old man complaining about pronouns and cancel culture and TikTok, remember that he’s 66 & his last 200 essays are about how he’s a rich guy who lives in France and is mainly a stenographer of his expensive vacations
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Congresswoman @@JasmineForUS has 97K followers. Let’s get her over 100K today. Follow and spread the word
I can’t stop watching this
Lol workers don't identify with the mission of "extract profit at all costs"
Lol workers don't identify with the mission of "extract profit at all costs"
@DoingCigarettes @drewmillard If only New York had made parks a central feature of its urban design.
I bet Elon Musk is too stupid to build his own submarine and visit the Titanic. He’s just not smart and cool enough. He’d also be too scared to use it himself. @elonmusk
Just an 85 year old woman feeding a squirrel with a self made puppet of herself in Washington Square Park, New York
Charles Barkley, everybody!
@darklonelywater The role of Martin Balsam is played by a Bichon Frisé with a cold
Needs to be noted that Reality Winner printed and mailed one classified document and didn't spend a day out of custody for 4 years from her arrest in early June 2017. She doesn't even own a private plane and has never fomented the bloody sacking of a US govt building.
RT IF TRUE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
Everyone talks about "going green" lately. The only time I go green is on a long sea voyage! Well, this has been alot of fun. Bye Twitter.
Some folks showed up early this morning and sat on the public benches near the entrance to the House, so Seat 31 has moved. I'm up and ready to work. Plus, I hear stand desks are all the rage these days.
Bill Hader, Criterion Closet 2011 🐈 🧡 😎
Sir, the “they” here is you. You work in the government
Sir, the “they” here is you. You work in the government
Cataleya Swofford @CataleyaSw66612
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Smosmeasm @smosmeasm75166
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HenryCavill @henwillcavill
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Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot
9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.
Michael Schmidt @Michael61204084
16 Followers 323 Following Psalm 63:3 says, “Because your love is better than life, my lips will glorify you”.
Barbara Anthony @barbara30055441
106 Followers 969 Following Look in the mirror, Thats your only competition
Kevin Lussier @KevinKlussier
369 Followers 2K Following Intellectual property litigator, avid reader and music lover enjoying life's rich pageant.
ShanDzdoozie @SDzdoozie
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Nelson Smith @NelsonS28134033
88 Followers 664 Following I am Doctor Nelson Smith, from Seattle, Washington. United State working with United Nature in Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission to save lives. I need a nice
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏.. @Matt_Pinner
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Aaron @MrCultofCinema
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Jessica Yanny-Moody @MoodyYanny
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Hippie Butter @hippiebutter
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owenfman @owenfman
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Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
243K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
Tawny “My Name is T.. @TrondyNewman
54K Followers 1K Following Capt Ali on @realSpaceForce 🚀Mariner on #StarTrekLowerDecks🖖🏾/ writer for #StarfleetAcademy🖖🏾/ 🗣@yoisthisracist/
Rain's Cats @CatsSurname
17K Followers 495 Following Dr. Harpo's daily dose of dopamine. Blog, merch, custom vids, tips, subscribe:
Taylor Alexy Pyle @tayloralexypyle
2K Followers 104 Following CPA. Always have a salt packet in my pocket. Almost always have popcorn stuck in my scarf. Married to @nathanwpyle ❤️✨
Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer
113K Followers 1K Following American Auto @nbc @peacock #SugarAndBooze #ClusterfunkeChristmas Crossword Hints: SNL, Wicked, Mean Girls
ella dawson @brosandprose
47K Followers 3K Following author of BUT HOW ARE YOU, REALLY (@DuttonBooks, June 2024). sex & culture critic. survivor. she/her. 🏳️🌈
Figen @TheFigen_
1.6M Followers 11 Following PhD musicology/Teacher/Turkish woman/ Posting #humor #art #history #cool #Motivation #Memes content. DM for credit - and X is a King!
Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson
5.5M Followers 141 Following I want to Love like Jesus! Pittsburgh Steelers QB #3 🖤💛
Gill Slatter @gibigill
20K Followers 994 Following Deputy Head and teacher of all things Year 6. Seemingly a bit cancery. Breast cancer survivor & currently dealing with a spot of stage IV bowel cancer #bebrave
Melissa @JustAMomNamedMM
93K Followers 42K Following #BLM #LOVEISLOVE 🌈 Progressive/Survivor/Mom of teens/Sometimes writer #mentalhealthmatters I will never shut up. CR has my ❤️.
Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
96K Followers 876 Following Comedian, Writer, Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Kid in the Hall, Currently on Tour as "Buddy Cole" in KING!
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
301K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 24 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 169 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay
87K Followers 61 Following Capturing the aesthetic beauty of nonprofit organizational expression. Threads: @shitnonprofitssay
Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_
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Podcast: The Ride @PodcastTheRide
12K Followers 135 Following A podcast about theme parks whose original tagline is deeply outdated. Hosted by @phatcarlson, @scottgairdner, & @jasonsheridan
nonstandard mcdonald'.. @nonstandardmcd
148K Followers 5 Following preserving the only architectural heritage of the western world. tweets not endorsements.
Dubs @DubsUW
22K Followers 10 Following Hi, I’m Dubs! This is my official Twitter account as the University of Washington live mascot 🐾
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
Fredrick Brennan (@co.. @fr_brennan
29K Followers 3K Following for my code&fonts → @MFEKglif jail Watkins²🚔 pfp—@maaudaan_tg NSFW jim wants to kill me cuz i caught him fake Q'ing “an oddly imposing figure”—@guardian
Eugene Robinson @Eugene_Robinson
449K Followers 2K Following I am the Washington Post columnist, MSNBC analyst and author.
Willie Geist @WillieGeist
859K Followers 2K Following Host @NBC #SundayTODAY, Co-Host @Morning_Joe, “Sunday Sitdown” Podcast, @TODAYShow, Producer credit on Lucie & George Geist with EP @ChristinaGeist
John Heilemann @jheil
406K Followers 4K Following @SHO_TheCircus host/creator/ep; @NBCNews+@MSNBC natl affairs analyst/Hell&HighWater pod host/Game Change+Double Down coauthor/Great Dane valet. Wu Tang? Yup. 👐
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
Tom Neenan @TNeenan
13K Followers 2K Following BAFTA and Writers’ Guild award losing writer/performer/wriformer (he/him) REP: @dawnsedgwickMGT
Mika Brzezinski @morningmika
1.0M Followers 2K Following "Bipartisanship helps to avoid extremes and imbalances. It causes compromises and accommodations. So let's cooperate." ~Zbigniew Brzezinski
Joe Scarborough @JoeNBC
2.7M Followers 828 Following Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. ~Jesus
Al Franken @alfranken
1.2M Followers 38K Following Husband, Dad, Granddad, Democrat, Minnesotan, Author, Human Cannonball, Comedian, Head of Midwest Values PAC, Host of The Al Franken Podcast
Corey Ryan Forrester .. @CoreyRForrester
211K Followers 6K Following One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]. https://t.co/TJqk1uTLI2
out of context brookl.. @nocontxt99
415K Followers 23 Following if i die, turn my tweets into a book @nocontxtcloud9 @spidermannwh
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2024 or so from @eccobooks
Josh Marshall @joshtpm
392K Followers 867 Following Founder & reigning monarch at TPM. Lapsed historian. Polk Award winner. ✡️ (Sign up for my newsletter The Backchannel https://t.co/GpsQ8cC6vk)
Conor Ryan @whale_nerd
6K Followers 2K Following Zoologist, photographer, birder, swimmer, kayaker, forager, islander, @SAMSoceannews Honorary Research Fellow & @LindbladExp naturalist 🏳️🌈🇮🇪
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
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Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
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Rachel Maddow MSNBC @maddow
10.2M Followers 5K Following I see political people... (Retweets do not imply endorsement.)
billy eichner @billyeichner
2.2M Followers 3K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
Homesick with smiling Spock in a New York hotel, 1979. Photo by Ingolf Thiel.
Hi Barbie! 🌸🩷🎀 #Barbie 🎵: Closer to Fine by Brandi Carlile & Catherine Carlile from Barbie.
@KristiNoem Who told you this was a good idea?
@KristiNoem Will you be doing ads for your Botox and filler doctors? They've plumped you so full you can't even smile fully to show off the dental work you're doing an ad for.
@KristiNoem This is a violation of the Emoluments Clause, Senator Noel
@KristiNoem Translation: I’m spending so much of your money on photo ops at the Texas border, I figured I might as well get my teeth fixed while I’m there. They gave me a discount for this infomercial. Have I done anything that actually helps SD citizens? F**k no! Do you like my new smile?
@KristiNoem This is an extremely bizarre thing for a governor to post
@KristiNoem Wait I’m confused did the Governor of South Dakota just film an infomercial for the dentist that did her veneers?
Well it looks like Jonathan M. Katz has caught @SenKatieBritt in a pretty significant lie.
Baby gator in a moment of bliss
@spahn711 Danny Trejo was filming a Muppet movie when his mom passed. He decided to push through his final days of filming & act tough as was expected of him. Muppet actors aren't allowed to break character. The Kermit puppeteer put Kermit close to him & said "I'm so sorry your mom died"
This absolute freak still remains silent, however.
Elmo saw like 50k trauma dumps in one day and got the whole squad coming together like the damn mental health avengers.
E. Jean Carroll tells @PoppyHarlowCNN on @CNNThisMorning that preparing to see Trump in the courtroom was "terrifying." Then on actually seeing him there: "There he was, and he was nothing. He had no power. ... He's an emperor without clothes. He's like looking at nothing."
*big bad wolf nods vigorously*
Should more British homes be built using straw? bbc.in/3w2PJvO
5 February 1920 the great comedy writer Frank Muir was born - here with long time writing partner Denis Norden working at their partners' desk. When they tried to get a replacement desk, they were told they no longer make them because "there just isn't the trust about"
DJ Silly Goose’s catnip-fueled Meowentine’s tracks out now ❤️🔥🥵🔥 we asked where to find them and he said “they’ll know.” ??? His Meowentine’s Nip Toys: nekocatcafestore.square.site/shop/Meowentin…
An important thing to remember, as an adult, that sometimes information is only new to you — and that a singer who sold millions of records, was profiled many times (in an era when people actually read), and topped multiple magazine covers is not some forgotten bluesman
Like everyone else, I was moved by Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs at the Grammy's Tracy's an anti-celebrity: -uncomfortable in the public eye -doesn't own a smart phone -not on social There isn't a lot of info on her But here's what I found on her and the history of Fast Car 🧵
sometimes i think about how Abercrombie & Fitch, back when they were an adventurer outfitter, made these weirdly stylish owls back in the 1970s
What a tremendous loss. Rest In Peace Andre Braugher.
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