“I'm just gonna take as many suits as I can grab, get in that random hotdog car—RANDOM!—and drive back to Weiner Hall.”
The Packers waking Aaron Rodgers up in the middle of his 4 day hibernation telling him to pack his bags for Las Vegas
I'm asking you all to please never do this to me lol
A new thing I've noticed is Chiefs Twitter people I know
#onhere will tweet something that gets decent interaction and then it shows up on Facebook in screenshot form 3 days later with 10k likes from some random fan account.
When my kids don’t do their chores i make them wear eve6 merch
Travis Kelce has played 17 career playoff games, the equivalent of one full regular season.
His stats in those 17 games:
1,467 receiving yards
15 receiving TD
when the government made DUIs illegal
The Chiefs are gonna win the Super Bowl
@UncleVic79 I'll send you ten dollars rn if you're older than me. You aren't lol
@UncleVic79 Nepotism babies. It's a trend in 2023. I'm older than you probably also. Just end it all
@FantasyJeanyus I'll drive to your stupid ass if no one else shows. You owe me money
25 Nepo Babies that made us CUM in 1995
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Gimee that fuckin chili on sketti and make enough for the whole team. I'm on the team. Tell the cops I'm on the team
I'm smokin on a Joe Burrrroeaux yeah
Josh Jacobs on the new Pro Bowl format: "This shit is stupid."