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VERIFIED Waste of Time! Lightning ⚡ Rod for Anti-Boomer Hatred. He/Dude/Ace/Sport. Jokes every weekday https://t.co/g94iTDoXWG hichrisdolan.com Joined April 2009-
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Valedictorian .. and 9 dummies. hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/24/the…
Even if Photoshopped, still terrific
Even if Photoshopped, still terrific
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O.J. Simpson was cremated. The Juice is now Pulp.
Axe body spray .. and 9 more smelly things hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/21/the…
15 years and about 12 Likes. What a waste of my time. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I have that same toilet
There is a new CEO at @PlanetFitness , Colleen Keating. She plans on showing up for three days straight then never again.
Criminal vampire .. and 9 more that bite. hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/16/the…
Protesters supporting Palestine sat in the middle of a busy downtown Philadelphia street to oppose the war. The U.N. updated the war's death toll to include four people flattened by cars on a busy Philadelphia street.
Jury duty .. and 9 more things to avoid. hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/15/the…
All 4 Sabres goals from point blank. Can't recall the last time that happened . #BUFvsTBL
Goddamnit. Tremendous.
Conjoined twins .. and 9 more crummy jokes stuck to that one. hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/09/the…
"Eclipse Sex" was a top search term on Pornhub this past Tuesday. It's when a guy's moon is so big you can't see the woman underneath him. Also, you don't want to look right at it.
Big Butts .. and 9 more odd curiosities hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/12/the…
This O.J. Simpson news threatens to overshadow the story of a NJ teacher having sex w her student at the Assunpink Wildlife Area. The jokes WRITE THEMSELVES people!! 6abc.com/jessica-sawick…
The passing of O.J. .. and 9 more you'll want to run from. hichrisdolan.com/2024/04/11/the…
The @NFL is allowing teams to have a third helmet design. This is so teams can wear and merchandise more alternate & throwback designs, and so the question "what color helmet were you wearing?" can be added to the concussion protocol.
First that horrible 1860s abortion law, now they're probably going to lose their NHL hockey team. What a lousy week for Arizona
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@CMDolan99 Jesus Christ, I’d forgotten all about this.
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