Capt. Dakota Prescott @CaptDakPrescott
Soldier. Cowboy. Parody. Camp Dallas, TX Joined August 2019-
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Dearest father — We heard rumblings of Bears in our camp. We thought it to be a battle of many great beast, but fear not, it is only their bitty offspring. Our campaign is marching along - silencing the doubt in our supporters with every step. Confidence is growing. — Dakota
Dearest Father — We were bested by Capt. Brady, the behemoth known simply as Gronk, and the rest of the pirate men. My sidearm was true, my sight tremendous. Largely, we gave as good as we got in the exchange of fire. But, alas, the battle plan fell through. Now, onward. — Dakota
Dearest Father — My sidearm proficiency is quickly returning. my sights are sharper, and my reload speed quickens. I shall battle soon. — Dakota
Dearest Father — My sidearm continues to mend, and, in time, will fire once more. Whispers of disbelief float around camp about my ability to perform. Success shall show them the truth. — Dakota
Dearest Father, The ink has dried. The deal is complete. 4 more years in Fort AT&T! - Dakota
Dearest father — The medic cared for me quite intently. Surgery was successful and my recovery begins now. Many men, from many troops, have wished me well. I am ever so grateful. This shall not impact my demand for 40 horses, as I am now as intent as ever. — Dakota
Dearest father— It is with a heavy heart I inform you my campaign has ended. The nature of war is dangerous, and has claimed me as a victim of its danger. While devastated, I will be proud of this team week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon. —Dak
Dearest father — It has been long and deep times since I last wrote. I have been fighting a battle much greater than the one that occurs on the field of battle. Through it all, I remained true. We are fighting an improbable battle, but victory was not made to be easy. — Dakota
Dearest father, Risen from the depths of the Green Bay, our General has arrived. - Dakota
Dearest father, A new general awaits us. - Dakota
Dearest father — The sea cows battled as expected, with their abilities being hampered by the lack of water at our home land camp. They were not prepared for battle, looking similar to a fish out of water. We shall continue to thwart the doubt in this troop. I love you. — Dakota
Dearest father— We have returned to Fort AT&T after victory in the Merry Lands. There is word that tiny sea cows are to invade in 2 days time. How shall they survive our dry land home camp? We shall practice in water to ensure we are not outmaneuvered. Great vigilance. — Dakota
Dearest father — The cannon is firing at an unprecedented rate. Our unit continues to march victoriously without much worry. Though I must admit, I ran for my life around morn. Many well-established indigenous people chased me for nearly 50 yards. Thankful to live. — Dakota
Dearest father— When word reached the cities of a battle with giants, many men feared our squishing. Those men were far from giants, and my cannon and resolve proved true. I am so thrilled, my pen trimbles as I write. Stupendous! My plea for 40 horses grows stronger... — Dakota
Dearest father — Six years... Six years! Staff Sgt. Ezekiel has pledged his life to our cause. Jubilant! It was of great negotiations, which included 90 horses for his troops. It is unheard of for a man of his ranking to receive such resources. Father, I shall be next. — Dakota
Dearest father— I have made contact with General Jones, by way of armadillo. Whilst I asked for forty horses, he feels I only need thirty. As I grasp my quill in frustration, I remember that I battle for mother. Contrary to a few fellow brethren, I shall still go to war. — Dak
Dearest father — With the loss of Captain Luck, for what seems long term, I have been moved up the ranks. There has been many issues as I await higher payment for my new position from the General. Nonetheless, I shall play with my whole heart, as I do in mother’s honor. — Dak
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Dearest mother — The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm. — Andrew
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