CaptGrelden @CaptGrelden
That weird old guy that used to (?) be a gnome, and is almost as old as the internet- by 1 day, just ask Outside Kharf Joined January 2021-
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Nailed it.
ya, shroom bar, it’s the hottest club in the forest
To all the churches holding Easter egg hunts - Easter eggs are aborted chickens painted in drag for children. 🤷🏼♂️
March 6, 1836: “If you do then there should be no doubt in your mind that he died a hero’s death. If you do not believe in the legend, then he was just a man and it does not matter how he died.” #StarTrek #RememberTheAlamo
Gazan Hopes To Live Long Enough To See His Children Eat Dinner bit.ly/49Bd0Ul
Today, for the first time in half a century, America has returned to the Moon 🇺🇸. On the eighth day of a quarter-million-mile voyage, @Int_Machines aced the landing of a lifetime. What a feat for IM, @SpaceX & @NASA. What a triumph for humanity. Odysseus has taken the Moon.
A brief history lesson on Poland and WWII, courtesy of Jon Stewart
The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.
For real, can we recap: Sitting members of Congress initiated IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS against a U.S. President based on information passed to them by an agent of Russian intelligence. Same members refuse to pass aid to Ukraine. Same members defend Trump. ….
There you have it. James Comer and Jim Jordan have been doing the work of Russia’s intelligence service.
There you have it. James Comer and Jim Jordan have been doing the work of Russia’s intelligence service.
Goldman: Comer and Jordan said this was the best evidence they have… it’s evidence that the Republicans are willing to be used as assets of Russian intelligence
Goldman: Wittingly or unwittingly, House Republicans have been acting as an agent or an asset of Russian intelligence for Vladimir Putin
BREAKING: Trump Org
Billionaires have found one more way to fleece the public: sports stadiums. And if we don’t play ball, they’ll take our favorite teams away. This kind of billionaire hardball is why Allegiant Stadium, home of this year's Super Bowl, was built in the first place.
This was better in the original German:
For the win 👏🏻👏🏻🏆
The original architect of government paralysis admits the border is a political football the @GOP will never surrender. Republicans don't want to fix the border. The just want to scream about how broken it is every election. This is genius to @newtgingrich & hypocrisy to humans.
The original architect of government paralysis admits the border is a political football the @GOP will never surrender. Republicans don't want to fix the border. The just want to scream about how broken it is every election. This is genius to @newtgingrich & hypocrisy to humans.
You guys have to remember that if Marjorie Taylor Greene hadn't inherited a large construction company from her father she'd be scanning groceries at goddamn Walmart right now
The same guys who can't handle Greg Abbott wheelchair jokes worship this total fuckbag:
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ya, shroom bar, it’s the hottest club in the forest
🚨COVER REVEAL A new cover variant has been revealed for @IDWPublishing's one-shot anthology issue 'Celebrations' - #StarTrekLowerDeck's Mariner & Jennifer! The issue is released May 29, 2024 for Pride Month!🏳️🌈 Cover Artists: @kevinwada #StarTrek
For the 30th anniversary of SGC2C, here is a special song.
Time warp : 50 years ago, playing the MC in #Cabaret in New Britain Conn. [An old friend sent me this photo today.] Even then, subtlety was a hallmark of my work.
Lawrence O'Donnell may have just delivered the most brutal and humiliating takedown of Donald Trump ever aired on national television
Welcome to our world, Jeff…
Trump’s lawyers subpoena the wrong Jeffery Rosenberg in hush money case. He doesn’t have any files.
Happy Confederates Lost The War Day
I hear you, granny. And tonight, in your honor, me and my lefty friends are gonna break into the Smithsonian and cut Melania Trump's inauguration gown into dust rags. But as we will be praying devoutly the whole time our government will just have to abide.
I am still in utter disbelief by Thursday’s verdict. Never in my life did I imagine my own government would charge me as a criminal for exercising my religious liberties and rights to free speech, which are guaranteed by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. They are…
The rapture had one job 😒
This Rapture was completely disappointing. All of the MAGAt Christofascists are still here. 0 out of 5 stars. Would not recommend.
You can’t break into the Capitol while they’re certifying an election to exercise your free speech rights, Rebecca. Like, it’s legal to bake cupcakes, but if I break into the Smithsonian and use Neil Armstrong’s astronaut helmet as a mixing bowl, I’m going to jail.
I am still in utter disbelief by Thursday’s verdict. Never in my life did I imagine my own government would charge me as a criminal for exercising my religious liberties and rights to free speech, which are guaranteed by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. They are…
In fairness, Democrats *do* fear watching Tim Pool fapping over ridiculous AI images of the notoriously vulgar slob Donald Trump.
How we are sleeping tonight knowing that tomorrow is Pizza Day!!!
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