Husband sat on a train from London to Penzance, paid for first class and has had to stand for almost 3 hours!! @GWRHelp

@TheLastLeg #morewheels Think of Amazon warehouses!

@MaskedSingerUK the donut is Alan Shearer #TheMaskedSingerUK

@jack_murley just so you know, there are 11 names in the Beautiful South song - I did cheat though!!! Look for Cathy….

@DachshundOtto I am so sorry. I’ve been taking a bit of a break from Twitter and have just come on today and seen this sad news. Having lost a dog to cancer previously I understand what you’re going through and my thoughts are with you. Take care of yourselves 😘

@ediesausage So sorry to hear this, poor, poor Reggie 😭 in you’re own garden too. Make sure the neighbours pay. Sending healing thoughts 😘

Really hope owner of beautiful spaniel sees this post. Please retweet. twitter.com/julie_twickers…

Male golden Cocker Spaniel found, has distinctive V in white on his head. Was picked up by wardens at 9.44pm Sunday 23rd May on Ragmans Lane, Marlow Bottom, Bucks SL7 area. He was wearing a collar, no ID but is chipped but it is not recognised :( Now with SDK Warden, please

This is the finished product of the project that has taken the humans away from Twitter over recent months: classic.co.uk/holiday-cottag… Dog friendly for all my Twitter pals out there!!

@Karen23382874 @mrsbiffo01 So sorry @Karen23382874 Mum & Dad have got so much on currently preparing their new holiday cottage for rental that they don’t have time to commit to this. They do enjoy pictures of others however 🤗

Mum & Dad may have been very busy lately, which is why I’ve been non-existent on here, but civic duty was done last night!

@MiloTheDaxie Paws crossed pal, hope you feel better soon 😘

@sausagetails You have one cool hubro ☺️

@Dawn_French Who on earth would choose to live here?

@ernpup What a fright, humans must have been petrified. Look after yourselves x

@dippydachshund So, so, Sorry for your loss, run free Harvey 🌈😘

@ChloeLouiseFitz Happy Birthday 🥳 😘

@DoodleNessa Happy Birthday Nessa 🎉🥳😘

@jennyfuramy So flipping cute 🥰

@doxiedachsie Dozy dachshunds, so bloody greedy!!

@Dudderlicious They said I was adorable!! Standard 🤣

@Bullpup2 💪💪

@Sisfurs I’ve wolfed my dinner so not too worse for wear!!

@rufflisberger Wow, what a story! Nice to meet you 😘

@TightlinesBean I know, how very dare she, I will let her off that word and misspelling ‘munching’ too as she was very panicked!!

Apparently my Mum reacted so quick that I’d didn’t actually manage to get any (?) in my tummy, the vet did however find a button with thread attached 🤣 so not really a wasted £270 😳😬

Ernie’s mum here, currently at the emergency vet as the stupid dog ate some mouse poison that had been put under some furniture around 18 months ago - we were moving the furniture and he punched before we realised what it was. He’s being made 🤮 and should be fine 😬

@DexterMidgley So sorry for your loss 😘

Please don’t get a dog if you don’t plan to keep them for their whole life 🥺

@PepperandSpot Happiest of days Spot 😘