Jonny Smith @Carpervert
Journalist/TV/YouTuber bloke with penchant for motors - https://t.co/jSTPKhvTQE ° Bridging V8 and EV ° Business enquiries: [email protected] youtube.com/TheLateBrakeSh… Stamford, England Joined February 2009-
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Something I bought off-of eBay arrived in this envelope, and all I can think of is @Carpervert in his Insight and @sniffpetrol in his 24-Tesla🤣
It seems paying regular child maintenance utterly destroys the chances of getting a decent house mortgage. Great. Just great.
Very apt, given the latest #smithandsniff podcast content @sniffpetrol @gregjames
Very apt, given the latest #smithandsniff podcast content @sniffpetrol @gregjames
Lots of pics from #goodwoodmm @GoodwoodMC still on my phone. Want to see more?
Having listened to @Carpervert and @sniffpetrol ‘s latest episode this afternoon, I would argue that on a technicality our podcast episode together could be classed as a “smith and sniff with third person” ahead of @gregjames 👀👀
Drunk press ups on grim hotel carpet. Amazing idea guyz.
Drunk press ups on grim hotel carpet. Amazing idea guyz.
In case you missed it yesterday, here is the new @LateBrakeShow video: youtu.be/90UV2qQnC6E
It's about time that @Carpervert updated you on his bargain Boxster project. So here you go: youtu.be/90UV2qQnC6E
Last night was messy. You can tell, because my photos were crap. Coming v soon off of the #smithandsniff podcast an' that @gregjames @sniffpetrol
This.
The boy @Carpervert will be attending the @EVFestivalUK on 28th April. Fancy coming along? 10% ticket discount using code JONNY. Great place for existing EV owners or those considering dipping their toes! #ad
This will only make sense to #smithandsniff podcast followers....
This will only make sense to #smithandsniff podcast followers....
Even when it's pissing down I do like setting up a den inside a camper with the cubs. Thanks to @UKVolkswagen for lending me a Cali T6.1 to enjoy a few days adrift.
And now for something a little different...
Just look at this mess.
FOR SALE Clearing space for new camper based projects so my poor little beetle pick up has to go 🥲 V5, manual, lift kit, skid plate, pick up conversion, comes with matching chairs, roof rack and leather interior. Sat for 6 months, sold as a non runner - lovely summer project
I've lost count of the places that don't seem to serve any healthy food. If we only offer burgers, chips, pizza and processed sausages with sweet bread then we are only heading one way - right? I just want to order something with vegetables....
Richard Porter @sniffpetrol
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@Carpervert I can’t offer much more than the usual “DM me if you need to move the Boxster on” and a boatload of sympathy for your predicament. Loving the content anyway.
@LUDENClassics @Carpervert @sniffpetrol allowing estates into your new Goodwood race?
@sniffpetrol @gregjames @Carpervert Grandad turismo had me in stitches, is a Mazda Xedos 6 allowed, too new maybe autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…
@Carpervert how do they think children live before separation?
#ThrowbackThursday Turning your headlights around for aerodynamic advantage & saving the lens glass from gravel attack while tailgating so you could drive home from the track after dark 😎
@Carpervert Sorry to hear you are in the middle aged man mire. Lot of us experience this. Moved from detached home to room with three other blokes. #Grim Keep looking and a route out will appear.
@Carpervert Eagle Quest camper conversion? On that side of things, hope you’re alright!
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@Carpervert A good mortgage broker is worth their fee. Try Charcol charcol.co.uk
Sometimes, when you see someone driving a body shop's courtesy car, you can immediately understand why they are driving a body shop's courtesy car
@Carpervert @sniffpetrol @gregjames I'd have given him a Tickford Capri.
@GBNEWS Shit the bed! Am I reading this headline from GB News? Finally some actual facts, well done 👍🏼
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@Carpervert @sniffpetrol @gregjames 20 press ups in a wine unit red diesel state was impressive! 👏👏
I am not saying that moving to Scotland 🏴 is stressful, but our mortgage advisor has phoned us to inform us they cannot look after our son on Friday. Turns out Nicola had emailed them instead of nursery!
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