CeeJayBee™️ @CeeJayBeeYall
I will correct your spelling. I won't apologise for it. God doesn't exist. Tuck Frump. IOW Joined January 2021-
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At last, @Schwarzenegger's newsletters are back, this one is a very emotional one. How Arnie manages to put you right there in his experiences, and then bring you back with a bowel joke... It's a gift. If you aren't subscribed, please do so.
Dear Boris Johnson. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. If you're in doubt as to whether you have offed enough fuck, you haven't. Sincerely, Everybody in the UK (except 100 asshole MP's)
Now can he apologised to all the others he's abused and belittled? bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
One of the worst days of my life, but at least nobody died, so...perspective.
This guy should be chancellor. "Tough choices" shouldn't really be tough. youtu.be/77kCUlOsr6c
Anothe Chancellor saying "tough decisions will need to be made" but why are these decisions only ever tough on the poorest people and lowest earners? #JeremyHunt #SaveTheNHS
Rip Robbie Coltrane, Cracker, Harry Potter and Tomorrow Never Dies star. A great actor, 72 is too soon.
How is it legal that I can buy £50 of petrol, but @sainsburys can hold £93.07 of my money, ensuring I cannot now buy food today. Why is everything so anti-consumer?
The Daily Telegraph is whatever paper sucked Hitler's dick in 1934. @dailytelegraph
Let's not forget that we are getting utterly fucked at the petrol pumps. $92 a barrell and we're paying £1.62 per litre at the pumps.
Suella DeVille Braverman is what happens when Cenobites fuck.
Well, that escalated quickly! Wordle 472 4/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Ok the funeral has happened. Can we PLEASE get on with other things now?
All due respect (none) to Scotland, but why isn't The Queen in England?
The irony of Train and Postal strikes being called off because the world's wealthiest woman and owner of 1/6th of all the land on earth dies is pretty rich. Unlike train and postal workers, who are not.
After all that fucking effort, God didn't save The Queen.
Elon Reeve Musk @JensGoransson
17 Followers 32 Following CEO, and Chief Designer of Spacex, product 🚀architect of Tesla, Inc.🚘
Sophia Bailey @Sophia_0245
140 Followers 1K Following Explore the world of Twitter, be grateful for the good things in life, and share the interesting things in life.💜 Opinions are my own, no DM❌, no porn.❌
Greum O'Colmain @Graeme06572196
304 Followers 2K Following Nothing in life is to be feared, it's only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so we can fear less. #ADHD #FMS #Indyref2 #No2Yes
MakeTrumpLoseAgain @ColoradoDavidSu
35K Followers 32K Following DJT is a career criminal. Always remember, everything Trump touches, dies #ETTD
🌻🌻Shirley🌻�.. @shirley8521
306 Followers 2K Following just a small business owner💯I work for myself💪love to travel✈️🌍longing for freedom🌈loving life❤️🚀🚀🚀I rarely tweet, just observe🤳💅
🌻🌻Strawberries�.. @strawberries652
148 Followers 1K Following just a small business owner💯I work for myself💪love to travel✈️🌍longing for freedom🌈loving life❤️🚀🚀🚀I rarely tweet, just observe🤳💅
@danabnormal@mastodon.. @danabnormal
130 Followers 761 Following
Bec McNeil @becmcgrath
153 Followers 526 Following Editor | Proofreader | ex-English teacher | Judging panelist @InkandInsights 2021
Replace the racist ha.. @No1realdeal7rw
4K Followers 5K Following WOKE! Keep America free! The GOP is only protecting the rapist psycho traitor! Vote them ALL out and lock them up!
Jim Harris @JimHarris
257K Followers 125K Following #1 International Bestselling Author, Columnist & On Air: #AI & #Disruption #Innovation Decade of #DigitalTransformation https://t.co/ajQ38wLVeE
Chas 🙄🇪🇺🇬.. @chas73172540
1K Followers 2K Following Comment on things that annoy, amuse & intrigue me. Re-joiner living in a UK Tory Hell. Exporter & Importer struggling with Brexit. Spelling pedants not welcome.
Gonebeyondparody😩 @Bigdawny1
2K Followers 4K Following Back to 🏴after way too long in London. Allergic to Tories. Hate injustice and greed.🐾🍀🦛🦩TNBC 6 yrs NED🙌🏻
Andrzej Marczewski �.. @DaveRage
11K Followers 6K Following 🧵 threads daverage 🟦 bsky daverage 🎲 Gamification Expert 🎸 Guitarist 📽️ YouTuber (https://t.co/2ZhwGjbaIH)
Azam @Azam06845671
4K Followers 3K Following #PhDstudent, #Teaching🤓, #Speaking in public, #Sport🏊♀️🧘♀️🤾♀️. ⏳#Consultant and #Coaching in #Targeting and #dailyplanning. 🤫No DM please.
Sidrat @sidrat38
3K Followers 4K Following MAGAts Auto-Blocked..Got no time for stupidity. 🌊#Resistance (I follow back) #PRU #LGBTQ 🌈 PROUDLY Blocked by @IngrahamAngle ! #AdoptAPetToday #ASPCA
Interesting Things @ArtItNow1
101K Followers 35K Following
Matt @MattM655
496 Followers 204 Following When that light hits the sky; it's not just a call. It's a warning. | #TheBatman | Main: @vill267 | He/Him
HR @HRlovesmovies
1K Followers 805 Following
George Loomis @GeorgeLoomis
2K Followers 760 Following Fan of happiness, sports, surf, general goodness 🎞Actor/writer/director -- @unthinkablefilm out now! Producer -- @eccomovie out now! ❄️Rep: Snow Entertainment
Lydia Greene, Crunchy.. @FormerAntivax
4K Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈🗿 Your mom. Antivax apostate. MK Ultra crisis actor. Illuminati initiate. Lizard Queen. Strong female character.
Remembering Saffie-Ro.. @RememberSaffie
3K Followers 4K Following Remembering #SaffieTheSuperstar(aged8)lost her life #ManchesterArenaAttack🐝https://t.co/HKMd33e3Ya #OneLastTime #ARoseForSaffie #CelebrateSaffie
JMPanz⚾️ @jeanne_panz
2K Followers 3K Following Mom of 4 & baseball mom. JerseyGirl don’t know how to pump my own gas. I’m shocked people are following me. I can't get my kids to follow me to the damn car
Exposing Of Grift @ButHisEmails
3K Followers 5K Following Calling out lies and misinformation since mid 2020. Debunking antivax manure-spreaders (other profiles) since ~2008. #BLM #FBR #ProVax #DarkBrandon #TeamPete
Godzilla died for you.. @BrendanBaber
486 Followers 613 Following mastodon: @[email protected] | post: brendanbaber
Katherine Birkett @Kitty_B_Good
3K Followers 5K Following Quiz Leaguer. Voluntary Hospital Radio Worker in Boston, #Lincolnshire. #Atheist, #Birder, #Pansexual, #Autistic. #Steampunk. #DoctorWho fan. Type 2 Diabetic.
karl williams @ElgrandOCUK
81 Followers 2 Following
Space @redditSpaceView
1.3M Followers 2K Following Welcome, this account is devoted to high-quality images of space, sharing quality astrophotography
Dean Norris @deanjnorris
865K Followers 226 Following ACTOR SCHRADERBRAU follow @schraderbrau_bb. Info at https://t.co/k103zlBO6n
The Darwin Awards @thedarwinawerds
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Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
BLONDIE @meowingblonde
190K Followers 31 Following your new hot blonde. only replying on my link below ✨ dm fee is $25 I won’t respond without it on here
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.7M Followers 1K Following Here Comes The Guillotine Podcast. Follow Back Pro Revolution.
♡ Lizzie ♡ 18 y/o.. @lizzie4keeps
113K Followers 322 Following finally 18 4'9 petite p⭐ xclusive below 💘
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
James O'Brien @mrjamesob
1.2M Followers 4K Following Buy ‘How They Broke Britain’ here: https://t.co/l1OeqaJPce
BRITTSCOTTCLARK @BRITTSCOTTCLARK
10K Followers 144 Following Kiwi Actor/Writer. Books and existential crisies.
David Sandberg @laserunicorns
12K Followers 347 Following Official Laser Unicorns Twitter for the Kung Fury universe. https://t.co/XUABuc77cg https://t.co/vsWTCgFeXX
ShittyMovieDetails @ShitFilmDetails
6K Followers 2 Following Junior Manager - Affordable Comedy Solutions LLC.
HR @HRlovesmovies
1K Followers 805 Following
Tyler 🎥🍿| Tired @tylikescomics
623 Followers 723 Following See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… |19| mostly comics and horror things
Matt @MattM655
496 Followers 204 Following When that light hits the sky; it's not just a call. It's a warning. | #TheBatman | Main: @vill267 | He/Him
Sea Captain Polls @seacaptainpolls
19K Followers 1 Following
(((Jordan Vogt-Robert.. @VogtRoberts
66K Followers 1K Following From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken. Oh, I direct movies and am King Kong's dad.
JMPanz⚾️ @jeanne_panz
2K Followers 3K Following Mom of 4 & baseball mom. JerseyGirl don’t know how to pump my own gas. I’m shocked people are following me. I can't get my kids to follow me to the damn car
George Loomis @GeorgeLoomis
2K Followers 760 Following Fan of happiness, sports, surf, general goodness 🎞Actor/writer/director -- @unthinkablefilm out now! Producer -- @eccomovie out now! ❄️Rep: Snow Entertainment
Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper
396K Followers 1K Following Daily Show. Hitting the road with solo live show “Suffering Fools.”
Arnold @Schwarzenegger
5.2M Followers 469 Following TV Dad, Bodybuilder, Conan, Terminator, and former Governor of California. I killed the Predator. I told you I'd be back. I’m here to pump you up.
Mike Stoklasa @MikeStoklasa
79K Followers 362 Following Red Letter Media. Writer. Editor. Voice Actor. Fraud. Half in the Bag. Best of the Worst. Re:View. Mr. Plinkett reviews Space Cop and other trash...
Jay Bauman @JayBauman1
156K Followers 75 Following Something terrible happened to me one year on Lincoln’s birthday.
Red Letter Media @redlettermedia
224K Followers 768 Following Red Letter Media is responsible for the 70 minute Phantom Menace review as well as Space Cop, Half in the Bag, and Best of the Worst. Full time frauds.
James Felton @JimMFelton
330K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE
Seth Meyers @sethmeyers
4.7M Followers 901 Following
Wait Sunak - who lives in a £7 million mews mansion in Kensington, West London - when not kicking his heels at his sprawling manor house in North Yorkshire or home in Santa Monica...Sunak.. whose wife is richer than King Charles III was sniping at North London dwelling Starmer???
As a British Asian, I’d feel much more like agreeing with people celebrating an Asian PM if his first moves weren’t to: 1) Imply subservience by saying how grateful he is to Britain for being allowed to be here. 2) Appoint a Home Secretary commited to insuring others aren’t.
Samsung should rollout One UI together for all eligible devices. #TeamGalaxy Agree = Retweet
⚠️ Bug Fixes ⚠️ - Mirrors now reflect as they should - Some people weren’t able to equip their shoes… So that’s fixed - Heads won’t clip through pillows anymore - Smell of strawberries fixed
This is going better for Fetterman than I thought it would.
My hilarious FUBAR co-star @FortuneFeimster has a new special on @netflix today and you all better watch it. I promise she’s an action hero even though she was nervous about holding the alligator with the rest of the team.
Oh boy. I think Nadine Dorries might actually be better at TV presenting than she is at politics.
Sunak correct that there’s no “magic money tree.” It’s not magic & it’s actually more of a forest, watered with the sweat & blood of workers & then chipped down and hoarded by him & his billionaire mates while your family starves & freezes.
The rise of Suella Braverman is one of the genuine mysteries of modern politics. She has no discernible charm, intellect or talent and projects cruelty like toxic radiation. Shame on any leader who puts her within a mile of power.
We fought for years to bring you back. They always said no. But to @DanyGarciaCo @hhgarcia41 & myself no” was not an option. We can’t build out our DCEU w/out the world’s greatest superhero. And fans will always come first. Welcome home. I’ll see you down the road. ~ #BlackAdam
Happy Birthday dear, Antony! Be an irreverent cut up, just as you are! You are a wonderful man!
Let Suella Braverman be a warning to everybody: break the ministerial code and you will face the full might of a week off
Amy Coney Barrett got $2 MILLION for a book on how judges should be impartial Alito is flying around the world crackin abortion jokes Kavanaugh was able to escape FBI vetting & squirmed his way onto SCOTUS We’re supposed to feel bad for THEM, the ppl who destroyed our rights?!
Just watched the 60 Minutes piece on Dominion, and how the Big Lie has disrupted people's lives. Fox News should be sued into oblivion and closed down permanently.
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