Randolph Duke @CelebYouTaunt
My rule of thumb: if it makes me laugh I heart it. If it makes me wish I’d thought of it, I RT it. favstar.fm/users/CelebYou… Hollyweird Joined December 2010-
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You guys! Just finished my Waltons spec script I started 43 years ago. Now just have to get it to the showrunner!
That one time Lucy pulled the football away and Charlie brown kicked her right in the pussy.
Do you have a special smile face?Don’t have a special smile face.
More like “in the Red Lobster”, amirite? High five!
Why does everyone who crastinates jump straight to pro?
Hear me out: If Brad Pitt’s name was Patrick he never becomes movie star as Pat Pitt.
You’re so bad with women Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle won’t let you smell it.
I always like to do a big inhale when I enter a public restroom after somebody so I can be supper judgy about what they left for me.
Making an OJ trial porno and need someone great to play Johnny Cock-ring.
So, is OJ still looking for the real killer, or nah?
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These are always the dumbest replies to my selfies.
@turtledumplin LET`S SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE W/OUT ALL THE WAR PAINT ON ....
Don't @ me I've got a guy who argues with people on the internet on my behalf. His info is in my bio.
I saw that they are now selling Funyun flavored Lays chips…..Bitch! I don’t even like Funyun flavored Funyuns. :)
This is what happens when the criminal defendant is a thug.
i move mountains every day walking around with all this ass
In a turf war with a kitty, I’m going to have to call you back!
We're all the bad guy in someone else's story. Like me with that guy whose identity I stole.
Would be a total nightmare to be stuck on a blockaded bridge when I had to poop
This man b talking Spanish to me in bed and I’m like “si papi. Donde esta el biblioteca”
Why yes, I am both kinda smart sometimes & oftentimes severely mentally retarded. Thank you for noticing.