MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
#DeceptiComics Stand Up Comedian #BadAdviceShow Podcast YouTube: CerromeRussellComic DMV Joined November 2008-
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I feel like if you walk up on the set of a Tubi movie they should write you into the movie just cause
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Ready to be in a Tubi movie! (Seriously, call me)
This Sunday! Come laugh with me! I'm live at the DC Comedy Loft in DC! 7pm Showtime!
I'm trying to avoid buying shoes for this comedy show but I don't I have the strength
But in the 90s and early 2000s you couldn't tell me shit if my shoes matched my shirt. I wouldn't be able to hear you over the loud as colors anyway
I accidentally put on a "I ain't fresh?" fit. My sneakers match my polo
Finally getting a haircut. Just missed my barber last time I came in. I gotta start calling beforehand
I keep waking up. I'm trying to sleep consecutive hours damn it!
I hardly understand a word D'Angelo is saying on Send It On but damn it if it ain't one of the greatest songs of all time
Uppercuts
My eyes are green Cause I eat a lot of vegetables It don't have nothing To do with your new friend...
Tall women are just amazing and though it's hard not to stare but you gotta keep that shit in check
I've never had any game. My cousin has game. Like a ridiculous amount, it's quite a sight to behold honestly
You lay some Skittles™ at her feet and bow and back away thanking her for her presence.
You lay some Skittles™ at her feet and bow and back away thanking her for her presence.
Brian McKnight headed to the worst neighborhood in Hell. Like the Westside of Hell
I be singing If by Destiny's Child like the shit happened to me personally
I thought I smelled rain coming but I guess not. Wind blew that little cloud right on out of the way
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362 Followers 339 Following She gone fuck it up anyway, cause she country
@CerromeRussell Every passion pit song is like that too
@CerromeRussell 4 albums that rule, 4 different genres, of various probabilities that you’ve heard them before
I wish I were attracted to women. I truly do.
honestly dating men is so scary cos we’re really socialised to be selfish and not great partners and most of us don’t unlearn that in adulthood 😭
They said the big fines come out on Friday 🐯🐆🦓🦒
@CerromeRussell The Just Water company has a "BUBBLES" brand and the carbonation is as close as sodas. Its what I drink when I just want that bubbly feeling
@CerromeRussell Cities: Skylines might be a better alternative
@CerromeRussell I hope you get to go, & I recommend that you see how my novel partially set there whose protagonist is from there informs your journey.
@CerromeRussell Take some peppermint oil & rub it on your temples, behind your ears and the nape of your neck. If you dont have that take a cold compress like a really cold washcloth and set it on your forehead and turn off all lights and lay back with it on your forehead and over your eyes.
@CerromeRussell Cheap but massive upgrade. If you get one with a sub, or has an input for a later upgrade, you'll be cookin.
@CerromeRussell Go for the Wawa, get a hoagie made fresh
@CerromeRussell Wawa. Definitely Wawa.
post a selfie from your gallery but turn it black & white
post a selfie from your gallery but turn it black & white
@CerromeRussell Just two: Skull Island Godzilla vs Kong
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