Chance Kelch @ChanceKelch
Used to work in tech. Still do, but used to, too. Product @Stripe; Prev VP @StockX, 10yrs @Amazon Seattle, WA Joined January 2009-
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It’s probably nothing… …oh boy, it might be something:
It’s probably nothing… …oh boy, it might be something: https://t.co/8u2M5cJy4c
Fahrenheit == percent hot
Fahrenheit == percent hot https://t.co/GuKpHZrZ3d
(guy who only worked at Google, working for his second company): what's everyone doing at their computers? Why aren't they playing ping pong or something?
Holy shit
Prompt: “Meta CEO in black tee shirt, on conference room furniture, with vanilla background absolutely destroying Apple’s Vision Pro feature by feature. Tone genuinely surprised, but in a condescending rather than delighted delivery.”
Prompt: “Meta CEO in black tee shirt, on conference room furniture, with vanilla background absolutely destroying Apple’s Vision Pro feature by feature. Tone genuinely surprised, but in a condescending rather than delighted delivery.”
Oof
“This is rough but it’s also finished”
“This is rough but it’s also finished”
Cannot stop watching
Cannot stop watching
The leadership immaturity in this one example explains so much of the chaos. Can’t wait to read this book
The leadership immaturity in this one example explains so much of the chaos. Can’t wait to read this book
People taking interviews from a crowded coffee shop is chaotic behavior. But also, I have notes.
Tech: AI will change the world Me using AI:
On one hand, great to see Amazon crushing it. On the other, pour one out for the current employees who receive RSU grants based on the trailing 30d ending ~March 1st .
If value = education, maybe But value = opportunity and compensation, so it matters more than than ever
If value = education, maybe But value = opportunity and compensation, so it matters more than than ever
This is still one of my favorite NFT definitions. Almost exactly signaled the top of market.
This is still one of my favorite NFT definitions. Almost exactly signaled the top of market.
I hope Amazon didn’t ship this tiny package of ski wax LTL. But also, it will be entertaining if I receive a pallet of ski wax for $40
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
There is nothing I enjoy more than misc dad chores. I spent all day tuning bikes and cleaning the garage.
City I dislike: Indianapolis City I think is overrated: London City I like: Hong Kong City I love: Seattle City I feel the most myself in: Chicago City I still need to visit: Cairo City I dream of living in: living the dream
City I dislike: Indianapolis City I think is overrated: London City I like: Hong Kong City I love: Seattle City I feel the most myself in: Chicago City I still need to visit: Cairo City I dream of living in: living the dream
Kari @SneakerPhetish
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Randall "we build coo.. @jrhunt
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emily freeman @editingemily
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Chris Munns @chrismunns
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Mat Savage @Mat__Savage
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Merritt Baer @MerrittBaer
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sockjig @sockjig
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Aidan W Steele @__steele
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Kari @SneakerPhetish
47K Followers 3K Following I like talking kicks. Words & Quotes on @WSJ @businessinsider @NiceKicks @FootwearNews . Face on @youtube . #spaceshost 1906🤙🏽 📧[email protected]
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Randall "we build coo.. @jrhunt
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Chris Munns @chrismunns
18K Followers 2K Following Helping startups build better in the cloud. Dada x2. Husband. New Yorker hiding in the burbs for a bit. Opinions are my own.
Ian Coldwater 📦�.. @IanColdwater
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350K Followers 2K Following Chief Correspondent for Bloomberg: Apple, Tech, Devices. Subscribe to Power On. Tips: [email protected]. Signal: markgurman.01. Telegram: GurmanMark.
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Several of my friends are job hunting and almost every one of them has had a role "cancelled" while they're mid interview process or after they've completed final interviews. I'm so curious to know what would cause for this to be a decently common occurrence.
I hadn't known about this Swedish success: "Over the past 10 years, 501 companies have listed in Sweden, more than the total number of IPOs in France, Germany, the Netherlands and Spain combined, according to Dealogic data." ft.com/content/edc1bb…
I spoke to Amazon VP @whatzizname about what is and isn’t working with the company’s Just Walk Out tech and what exactly employees are doing behind the scenes
Amazon’s co-inventor of "Just Walk Out" tech—which is being removed from US grocery stores—sets the record straight on the "overblown" theory of its demise. fortune.com/2024/04/17/ama…
I run an AI-first team. If we’ve done something 3 times and we think it’ll happen at least 10 more times, we make a GPT. If the payback period for a new tool is under a week, we buy it for a year. If the payback period for a new tool is under a month, we buy it the next…
Great teachers change lives. I chatted with my favorite college eng professor this morning. I asked how creativity in STEM has changed over the last 30 years: he said creativity used to be at the fringe of engineering and now it's at the core. I asked how he sees AI impacting…
The sad part of a very successful career is that, assuming you’re smart, getting ahead is just about allocating more time to your job than everything else It’s such an inherently selfish act, but you can just breeze past the people that love their families if you want to
Before Stripe had a real office, our "conference room" was Fraiche Yoghurt on Emerson Street in Palo Alto. We took our customer and investor meetings in the cosy private booth there. When we saw them closing down the store, we asked could we have the booth and they said sure!
Them: “Listen with empathy.” Me: “Are you quoting AWS management training to me right now?!” Them: “Yea, sorry.”
Background check company is unable to confirm that I worked at Amazon. If anyone asks, I've been backpacking through Europe for the past 5 years.
Do better! My six year old came up for a drink of water after bedtime and asked if Hot Rebecca was going to spend the night! ("No, sweetie, not unless Daddy plays his cards very right.")
This morning I met with @collision, President of @stripe – a European success story in payments. Great conversation about the international payments landscape, how we tackle cyber-risks and fraud, and the role of financial education.
In human-to-human comms, reading and summarizing and searching and discovery is a bigger market than writing. And “doing” is an even bigger market than that. So many AI UIs optimize for the smallest market. But we’re going to see an up-market move.
The funniest thing about this post is that it’s totally undisputed conventional wisdom in tech circles.
Wonderful quote today from a co-worker: “It’s remarkable how much of getting work done depends on navigating the sensitive feelings of petty men”
Same!
SOME PERSONAL NEWS We're expecting a baby girl in July!! 💞💞
There are people who pull into parking spaces. There are people who back into parking spaces. And one of those groups is clearly superior.
GS pairs often have had significantly worse QC than Men’s. I thought this was fairly well known by now.
This individual received his GS Air Jordan 4 Retro “Military Blue” and the QC was disappointing 😡☹️🤦♂️ Has Jordan Brand QC been going downhill? 📉 📹 IG: shoegeekflips
One of the better release videos I’ve seen. Things I like: - reminds me of old wearable Ditto from 2014 - whoever came up with “confidential cloud” should get a bonus - clear comms for existing customers - showed actual UI and not a fancy demo one - multi-day battery -…
Introducing Limitless: a personalized AI powered by what you’ve seen, said, or heard. It’s a web app, Mac app, Windows app, and a wearable. 0:06 Reveal 0:48 Why Limitless? 1:39 Demo 3:05 Pendant 4:27 Privacy 5:23 Confidential Cloud 6:36 Rewind 7:12 Roadmap 9:25 Vision
Also: AI builders, please remember that the majority of context is untold and unseen. It’s who reports to whom. It’s who has influence in the org. It’s what has the company tried before and what was the feedback. People can say things in calls or deliver feedback in meetings.…
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