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ChemE. Comedy Writer. Stand Up Comedian. Extraordinary Clavicles. @SlackjawHumor @HavenComedy @The_Belladonnas @Wisecrackin youtube.com/channel/UCan1w… Chicago, IL Joined May 2019-
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Happy Easter I am being brave and retweeting my own tweet
“the birth rate is declining have more kids!” “ok make daycare more affordable” “if you can’t afford to have kids, you shouldn’t have them” “ok we won’t” “…”
The fact that Renee Elise Goldsberry hasn’t received a single Emmy nomination for Girls5Eva is a crisis
I know I'm 6,000 years late to this conversation but Renée Elise Goldsberry in Girls5eva gives one of the best comedic performances of the decade, every single episode
Parenting your parents. another part of adulthood that no one prepared me for.
🎶This is the show that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. 🎶
She looks like a South Park character
She looks like a South Park character
Indeed. I LOVE it here. 🥰🥰🥰
Indeed. I LOVE it here. 🥰🥰🥰
Having community would fix a lot of bullshit that people be talking about on here.
ask them if they believe that there’s someone else : ANYBODY else more deserving than THEY are to ‘have’ YOU
Parents being strict on the older kids only to let the younger ones get away with murder
Parents being strict on the older kids only to let the younger ones get away with murder
Took my parents to dinner at a steakhouse in DC and my dad ordered a steak and asked for steak sauce, which perplexed the waiter cuz sir where were we?! He said he's just used to the tang of A-1. Some habits are HARD to break apparently lol.
Took my parents to dinner at a steakhouse in DC and my dad ordered a steak and asked for steak sauce, which perplexed the waiter cuz sir where were we?! He said he's just used to the tang of A-1. Some habits are HARD to break apparently lol.
Not every process is worth trusting.
🖤🖤🖤
How Captain Planet forms
How Captain Planet forms
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lots of reasons: 1. you don’t have to actually be good at telling jokes if you have a large fan base. a lot of “headliners” are just doing hour long meet and greets with their fans. so that’s why you see reality tv stars, retired athletes, influencers, etc doing “stand up” 2.…
Why is everybody doing stand-up now? Did DJ’ing, modeling, and photography go out of style?
Ok let's wrap this whole thing up
Rick Ross responds to Drake and says he should buy Birdman a new mansion because Birdman’s houses went into foreclosure four years ago. He also says Drake’s plane is an old jet from 1978 that he got for free and tells him to be safe on there.
“we need trump back in office bc of that stimulus check”
What are some signs that someone has really low intelligence?
Kinda how y’all feel about us which is why yall think we should shoulder cooking, cleaning, child rearing, managing the family and going to work while yall come home and play PS5?
@BlackedOut__ @DetectiveDrip_ Nah to most women we ain’t human, we just men
I’m not waiting 3 months in to find out you’re the weed man.
Asking a man what he does for a living is not a first or second date question.
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UM…..omg this is very cool to me I’M THE SHARK!!!!!!!!
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Nobody is fucking people good anymore 😔
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This rich rapper roast session not landing for me. I’m supposed to be laughing at someone for having a starter mansion? 😭
Show me an actor/actress who was the perfect physical embodiment of the character they were portraying I'll start...
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“Hello Christ, we bout to steal again!”