PixieMuff @CherBear162
I'm A Dainty Motherfucker. Boston, MA Joined April 2011-
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Walking home from 🥊food delivery guy clearly can’t find house I ask him what he’s looking for he doesn’t speak English he said I point to 📞 look & direct him to where he needs to deliver that delicious smelling food before I take it & run!
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Saw the eye doctor yesterday, and that's 90% of the exam right there.
I’ve discovered that I can replicate the sound effects in any movie fight scene with my fist and a box of Saltines.
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I went boohooing to my mom and Jax was like “why were you crying on Grandma like that?” I had to explain how like when he wants to cuddle when he is upset and he was like “She’s like your …mom?”
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“chaotic incident” is a very interesting way of saying “mаssacre”
I think the couch wanted to make it to the pool
Here’s the normal position of our deck couch…
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I took this beautiful picture in pаlestine
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Called in with a multiple-choice this morning.
Balsamic Glazed Chicken on wilted baby spinanch
With all of this weight loss I can officially be called a skinny ass white girl.
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Cool bike. When was your DUI?
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I always set my #DoomsdayClock about five minutes ahead so I won't be late to the apocalypse.
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The ads wore me down. I'm going to try that new bra.
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974 Followers 1K Following she/her I'm not at all interesting but I have cute animals
I head mama say goodbye so imma sit here in case she doesn’t know it’s almost treat treat time… #cat
Walking home from 🥊food delivery guy clearly can’t find house I ask him what he’s looking for he doesn’t speak English he said I point to 📞 look & direct him to where he needs to deliver that delicious smelling food before I take it & run!
Saw the eye doctor yesterday, and that's 90% of the exam right there.
@CherBear162 There's always a demand for foley artists.
Oh hi, treat treat please he’s over here tapping his paw at me… #cat
@CherBear162 Is that from the wind we had the other day?
I went boohooing to my mom and Jax was like “why were you crying on Grandma like that?” I had to explain how like when he wants to cuddle when he is upset and he was like “She’s like your …mom?”
“chaotic incident” is a very interesting way of saying “mаssacre”
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