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I never reveal sources because my brother in law Brett Veach said not to. They call me David. Aspiring humorist & hard-core Chiefs optimist. I love my family. Liberty, MO Joined April 2010

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4 hours ago

NFL insiders are reporting Lions general manager Brad Holmes has confirmed that renovations at Ford Field are nearly complete, and the team expects the stadium to be fully operational for the rollout of the Lions new uniforms at its home opener this fall vs. Green Bay.

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5 hours ago

The beautiful city of Detroit has finished its complete makeover for the 2024 NFL draft, as city officials welcome out-of-towners and predict this will be the best fan experience in league history.

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5 hours ago

NFL insiders are reporting this morning that the Carolina Panthers have filed a formal complaint with the league, alleging trademark infringement against Detroit after the Lions unveiled their new uniforms. Reached for comment, Lions president Ron Wood responded “sorry, my bad.”

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16 hours ago

NFL insiders are reporting that the Detroit Lions have unveiled new uniforms for 2024, completing phase one of their plan to merge with the Carolina Panthers.

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18 hours ago

I’ve lived with a terrible secret for years & can’t take it anymore. So, here goes: the “+” in “Chiefs Insider+” doesn’t mean jack squat. I just added that because I thought it would make me look cool. Nope, I’m just a regular ol’ Chiefs insider, nothing more, nothing less.

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19 hours ago

Listened to Candlestick Chronicles podcast on the way home. The respect for Mahomes.🤣. The podcasters concluded the 49ers path to win a Super Bowl is hoping Mahomes gets knocked out of the playoffs by an AFC team.

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19 hours ago

This is your reminder that, no matter how tired you are, your pet waited all day for you to get home. So they could bite you.

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20 hours ago

Another step in the plot to make color televisions obsolete. By 2030, all teams to wear all black unis at home and all whites on the road.

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20 hours ago

Another step in the plot to make color televisions obsolete. By 2030, all teams to wear all black unis at home and all whites on the road.

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21 hours ago

Good god what if the Russians teach bots how to do mock drafts. We’re effed, we’re ALL effed!

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a day ago

Imagine if Veach gets a decent WR in 1st. Draft pick + Rice + Brown. Nice. Now imagine if one of Ross/Moore/Toney steps up a bit, Mahomes will burn the league down. (And yes, I know a suspension is coming for Rice for a few games).

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a day ago

Without posting your age, who was your favorite NFL player when you were 12 years old? I’ll go first:

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2 days ago

My son tried to kill me the last time we played pickleball by breaking my arm and now he thinks I’ll quit the game. No way. Just wait till that little MF sees my new pickleball uniform.

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2 days ago

This is my third time in a row so I’m pretty sure it’s a dynasty now.

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2 days ago

This is my third time in a row so I’m pretty sure it’s a dynasty now.

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2 days ago

I’m considering quitting my job as a lawyer and going into guessing the weight of fro-yo cups professionally. I’ll move from town to town as fro-yo shops start banning me for stealing all their profits.

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2 days ago

Update: I nailed it, 7.7 ounces on the dot. FYI, I’m signing autographs today at the Plaza location of Yogurti until around 2:45.

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2 days ago

Update: I nailed it, 7.7 ounces on the dot. FYI, I’m signing autographs today at the Plaza location of Yogurti until around 2:45.

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2 days ago

It’s free from-yo day at Yogurti if you guess the weight of your cup correctly. So some sh*t is about to go down. Hope those MFs are ready to hand me some free fro-yo.

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2 days ago

Xavier Worthy faked his 40 time at the combine and my sources also told me he may have lied about a bunch of college stats so I hope this doesn’t get out and cause his draft stock to fall to around 32.

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3 days ago

I’m warming this caramel sauce up and eating it on ice cream even though there’s no date on it & I can’t even remember what decade I bought it in because I refuse to accept a world where caramel sauce ever goes bad.

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3 days ago

I finally caved to all the hype about Oppenheimer and started watching it. Two episodes in & I just don’t get it. People in blue uniforms living in numbered underground “vaults”? Giant radioactive bears attacking dudes in robot suits? A weird cowboy vampire guy? I mean, WTF.