Chris Lee @ChrisLe00857089
"In love's service only the wounded soldiers can serve" (Thornton Wilder) Joined September 2022-
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My 20 year old lad is on an apprenticeship programme as a chef in a Brighton seafood restaurant. He is making some great stuff. These were octopus balls on an octopus ragu type thingy. Trying them out to go on the menu.
I am loving all of these people, imagining they are having their brave "NO I AM SPARTACUS" moment with JKR when, in reality they are like toddlers, smearing their own shit on their bedroom wall, cos mum and dad said they couldn't have a box of Cadbury's Heroes for dinner.
Has anyone else noted how stupid pigeons are. We have a mating couple In our car port roof, making the most badly engineered attempt at a nest I have ever seen. Suspect they won't be successfully raising young this time round. Time to Google any help we can give them.
Ref the Cass report and responses. I am reminded of the dull Romanian economist who predicted the downfall of Ceaușescu. He did some statistical analysis that showed when people started saying the jokes in public, the end was near. He was right. When we start openly laughing.....
Rather than watch Meg 2 tonight I watched Paths of Life, a documentary about walkers on the Camino de Santiago. Really very beautiful and almost makes me want to be a bit of a spiritual hiking hippy. But I can't be arsed.
When me and my brother were 8 and 10 years old, our folks went on a holiday to Spain without us. They brought us a present back which was a burro/ass that shat out cigarettes when you pulled his sombrero covered ears. My son now brings me back these knives from Tokyo. Progress.
Is this to do with Lent? Why and how is my biscuit tin full of only Rich Tea, basically the biscuit version of a communion wafer. So upset right now.
Never mind that so many women have spent their lives being the emotional scaffolding for damaged men. Never mind that many women will share tedious common stories of how a mere spoken politeness to a strange man results in over inflated male expectations. But be nice yeah?
51 years old and only just discovered John Cheever's writing. Feel both slightly stupid that I didn't discover sooner but also like I am the only person in the world to find a treasure trove. Glorious.
Maria is an engineer from Ukraine. She didn't think she could write a poem and certainly not in English. Please tell her she has.
PS. I'd laugh. But it's too painful. The prospect of watching every ego-stroking Cons fight for their 3 seconds in the spotlight & that £155,000pa-for-lifer, is deeply unbearable. And no @Keir_Starmer @labour - you, who refuse to recognise women, are not the answer either.
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@ChrisLe00857089 I see you're familiar with Abersoch then
@BradfemlyWalsh Sorry,.I do lavacakes and they are lovely. Well, I say lovely, but that requires that you slather them in either tomato or brown sauce. Otherwise just tastes like your sibling dunked you in the shitty, murky sea when your mam and dad took you to the seaside.
@ChrisLe00857089 It currently tastes like getting arrested for screaming at traffic.
@ChrisLe00857089 You will enjoy our vowels the way you appreciate our holiday homes, Boyo!
The building behind us, Hadleigh Deanery Tower, at our wedding is that in the left on Thomas Gainsborough’s painting from the 1750s
St. Mary's Church Hadleigh wikiart.org/en/thomas-gain…
Just to let you know Aldi's Jammy Red wine goes down lovely with an existential crisis.
If this instantly makes you start doing a wheezy Muttley laugh, then you are my people
@stuartmwrites @AspireTechno @ChrisLe00857089 @trivet1806 Shoulda gone Judicial Committee of the Privy Council on their ass.
@stuartmwrites @AspireTechno @ChrisLe00857089 @trivet1806 'Whose bailiwick is it now, eh?'
@ChrisLe00857089 @LevinsLaw @trivet1806 I note once again we’ve been suckered into not taking about his handbag - damn he’s good
@ChrisLe00857089 @AspireTechno @trivet1806 Lawyers who can see different ways to skin the cat are rare and valuable. I've learned a lot from our Senior Partner in that respect — he's practised in pretty much every area and run a business for decades, so he's good at seeing all the angles.
@ChrisLe00857089 @LevinsLaw @trivet1806 Going to register it in Jersey for you. So I asked who the IP holder would be and got him to confirm it in an email. At that point I should have got a lawyer involved, instead I just went mad and prevented them getting access to it. A few months later their lawyers pursued me/2
@LevinsLaw @ChrisLe00857089 @trivet1806 It was in the jurisdiction of Jersey and they find for their own apparently. I had the evidence they’d stolen my software. They claimed I prevented them from selling it under terms of licence and I’d cost them millions so they tried to register the IP to their company. Fuckers
@AspireTechno @ChrisLe00857089 @trivet1806 Bit of a contradiction in that advice! I don't really like % assessments because I think they give a misleading impression of science/precision. Weak/borderline/strong generally works for me as a trichotomy.
@LevinsLaw @ChrisLe00857089 @trivet1806 When I was litigated against by someone who stole software I had written and then tried to sue me (because I prevented them from using it), I was told I had a great case but still 50/50, so we settled.
@ChrisLe00857089 @LevinsLaw @trivet1806 IT. Only if I am working T & M for a client. Mostly they want fixed price, so I’ll quote in either hours or days depending on complexity, and then add 20% as fixed price surcharge. It’s mainly when I’m supporting internal staff (acting as an IT director in one ex)