Finally, BGP is relevant at parties
CHANGING FROM DAYTIME LOOSE COMFY SHORTS TO NIGHTTIME LOOSE COMFY SHORTS
It’s so good 😭
It’s not often I laugh at how impressive music is. This is it. They did it #BTBAM #ColorsII
This album is already a fucking classic, holy shit!
Multiple moments of chills
Mother fuckers are really out here using anti-vax as a personality trait 😂😂😂
Please wear a mask to buy us time to develop a second vaccine that people won’t take.
If you give me food in a container you will never get the container back, I don’t care if it is diamond encrusted Tupperware that has been in your family for generations
FINE it’s the Trump Vaccine. Two decades of mRNA research had nothing to do with it. The Pfizer vaccine developed prior to WaRp Speed by a Turkish immigrant in Germany meant zero. All Trump. Will THAT get you ignorant crybabies vaccinated? Trump Vaccine it is.
I’ve never seen a goaltender shake off hit. They always sprawl out onto the ice like they got hit by a bread truck. It’s kind of funny because they’re basically wearing a fat suit.
Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.
How fucking weird is it going to be when we go into other people's homes again.
STOP SENDING PEOPLE UNDER 35 THINGS TO PRINT AT HOME. WE DO NOT HAVE PRINTERS.
@SPENCESOTELO Missing the cast! Hope you’ve been working on some killer stuff in the log cabin 🪵
No dents in 2021
Is Charlie Kelly counting these votes?
Good luck getting paid, Walter Reed.
The bottom oven drawer is just pure chaos and noise
It’s 2020 and there’s still apps that don’t support dark mode, wtf is this shit
I spend the majority of my free time filling up my brita pitcher
Sleep on... fly on...
In your mind, you can fly
I will never fucking meal prep the daily chaotic search for food is my thrust in life arguably my sole purpose
Is it egg-flavored nog, or nog-flavored egg? Anyway, I have diarrhea now.
When dads need to summon brutal strength they just think about those lighting stores that leave all the lamps on overnight
The baby Yoda meme must be fantastic for the robe business.
ME: Has 55 second interaction with customer service rep.
THEM: Care to answer a short survey regarding your experience with our customer service rep? Should only take 13 minutes.
Controversial restaurant idea: ramen restaurant with no slurping rule.
Dude you need to get yourself a cast iron skillet. its the exact same as other pans but way heavier and more expensive and you can't ever clean it for some reason