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The truth is out there. It's usually buried under a bunch of shit but it's out there.
There’s no way for your life to fall apart if you never get it together.
The best essential oil is melted butter hands down.
THE BEST MEDICINE IS HEARING A CAT PURR
Home is where the daily pill organizer is.
Husband: You’re ruining my life Me: Does this mean I still have to make dinner?
i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds.
I want 2023 to be the year of finding out.
The entire world has gone batshit crazy.
Maintaining a low-key buzz is critical to every holiday experience.
Not to brag but my wife said I am not my own worst critic.
Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...
*asks grocery store manager to write a note telling my wife that I looked everywhere but couldn’t find the ice cream she wanted*
I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets.
We all have a path to follow. Clearly yours was psycho.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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So many April Fool’s jokes that are actually plausible given the increasingly insane real things happening in the world!
This cat has been coming to my house since she was a kitten. I make sure she has food every night. For months and months I’ve tried everything to catch her. I named her Pretty Face. Last night I got about a foot from her. She lives in the woods behind my house. If I can ever…
The truth is out there. It's usually buried under a bunch of shit but it's out there.
There’s no way for your life to fall apart if you never get it together.
The best essential oil is melted butter hands down.
Tonight at UFC fights at Madison Square Garden
If I was a therapist I’d end every session with “just get a cat”
@elonmusk Well never know for sure if this works right unless you follow me back and then reply to my verified reply only post to celebrate the matter. It's for the greater good.
@alx There does seem to be far higher interest in pursuing Trump compared to other people in politics. Very important that the justice system rebut what appears to be differential enforcement or they will lose public trust.
@iluminatibot Here’s something else
@Jazzie654 Second pen in from the right, take it and put it between 1 and 2 on the left to make them the new four. Moving that pen also turns the right side into the new 1 and 2.