Marshhhh @ClassicMarshh
basically classic. opinions are my own. Lansing, MI Joined January 2015-
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Took the girls to Disc Trader yesterday to get DVDs for the camper on rainy days. Got 9 for $10. They didn’t know what a DVD was.
Took the girls to Disc Trader yesterday to get DVDs for the camper on rainy days. Got 9 for $10. They didn’t know what a DVD was.
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"It’s simple: You don’t tell me how to raise my kids to avoid reviving a horrific illness that hasn’t been seen on our shores since our grandparents were children, and I won’t tell you how to raise yours." bit.ly/3xNtZEP
How do people get their kids to wear neutral earth tones and look like little peasants?
Most places it’s the adults.
Me at 1 AM: “I should make sure my car is locked in case someone tries to rob me.” My car App: “We can’t lock your car because all the doors are currently open.”
I bring a kind of “plays medieval video game while listening to Barbra Streisand’s memoir” vibe to the party.
“Screen break!” WFH woman types into the team chat so she can go stare at a smaller screen in bed.
Iced tea is one of the most incredible things in the world.
Guess I didn’t realize I can’t see the eclipse till 2044 now. Oops.
Did anyone else dress like they have no idea what summer is today? I truly had such a weird outfit on.
The new lemon butter pasta from Alison Roman is just what I’ve been making while I’m not-sober for the past 10 years.
The only way my household knows peace is if we play Scatman 24/7.
I’m at the point where all of the girls’ clothing comes from their grandma’s thrift store hauls, are hand-me-downs, or gifts. I do not buy my children clothing and thus have no creative control!
Scooped my daughter’s Kona Ice off the ground and gave it back to her after she fell and someone said I was a professional parent and I’m beaming.
Me: I guess tonight wasn’t so bad. Just one broken-skin bite, one fall down the stairs, two “I don’t like you any mores,” one spilled bowl of soup, and I only cried once. Also me: You have Stockholm Syndrome.
I hope OJ left a confession letter behind so that we can have another Good Day on Twitter.
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oh man that's too bad for me, a one-issue voter (familial relationship to cannibal victims)
White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash trib.al/VVzpxQx
@0liviajulianna The ONLY time a transition wasn’t respectful and fair was Trump to Biden.
@Fossildaddy The expression is “beyond reproach” and it means so perfect that it’s beyond criticism.
my therapist just told me that the NYT word games app is becoming a problem for many of her patients, including me
Me trying to take a late lunch nap and the siren going off:
If you work from home, do you work in the same room as your partner? My husband and I voluntarily share an office at home and today he's at his in-person office and I cannot concentrate!! I need someone to WITNESS me working.
See you on the other side, Lansing Twitter!
Nothing brings the Lansing community together like huddling in the back of Biggby during a tornado warning
If you had tornado warning on your Lansing BINGO card today, I have some news for you...
Lansing twitter I want you all to know I won a pub trivia night for our team tonight (in Upstate NY) because I knew what Petoskey stones are
your Lansing Dads are wondering why you’re getting home after curfew
@ClassicMarshh We’re taking shelter at work
@ClassicMarshh We have a VHS at our cottage where all the old Disney Classics live on.
"It’s simple: You don’t tell me how to raise my kids to avoid reviving a horrific illness that hasn’t been seen on our shores since our grandparents were children, and I won’t tell you how to raise yours." bit.ly/3xNtZEP
Really need my Apple Watch to stop telling me to stand up…I’m snuggling my baby okay!!
all the people tweeting about wanting to enjoy a beer at a brewery without toddlers screaming & running around: sure, but without a doubt, the most horrible, obnoxious, & awful people I’ve encountered at breweries (& everywhere else) have always been adults lol hope this helps
@ClassicMarshh I made a fresh batch yesterday with constant comment. I haven't had iced tea and quite a while and it was miraculous
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