John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions
Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! and AOL | Wealthiest man in the world on a divorce-adjusted basis | PARODY Defendant in Federal Court Joined July 2020-
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"Happy 4/20! Try to take some time today to WEED out any potential roadblocks for the coming week. Also, please remember our company policy on drug usage. See you on Monday!"
Caitlin Clark is wasting her talents on the basketball court. Instead, she should move to Lehi, Utah and manage a midsize Walmart. Follow me for more billionaire life hacks.
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My Boeing car after the brakes fail
My Boeing car after the brakes fail https://t.co/ekPvafZORU
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web3 founders raising a round circa 2021
Consultants are flexing their work benefits on TikTok again. Sell everything.
How insider trading feels
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Finally finished watching WeCrashed They could never make me hate you Adam
You're studying for your Series 63? Bro, why don't you grow to 6'3 and get a girlfriend?
This meal cost $1,000. Inflation is out of control.
This is Bill Hwang. He founded Archegos Capital Management and grew it to be worth billions. But he was forced to resign as CEO by investors days after his mother died. Here's how he got revenge and built a second $10+ billion startup:
Senator Tommy Tuberville minutes after getting classified briefings
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VC that started in IB vs entrepreneur that started from hustling facing off in a pitch meeting circa 2024
When you pronounce it "fuh-nance" instead of "fy-nance"
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In 2004, Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called "Strut" in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is "me wan da poonani."
Are the RW women in the room with us right now?
When it comes to building things and actually getting shit done, give me a state school kid with a chip on their shoulder They’ll run absolute laps around of the Ivy League grads who all only want to do “strategy”
Founders getting their first angel check
BDR = cold call guy Account executive = sales guy Investment banking analyst = ppt / excel guy Investment banking managing director = used company salesman Consultant = fake job guy Private equity associate = used company buyer
Rutgers undergrads when they get an auto-reply email from Goldman Sachs saying they have received the application
@entrapranure Don’t sleep on Gary, Indiana. Just bought a 1 bedroom condo for $450,000. What a steal.
VC thought leaders tweeting contrarian opinions that will be repeated by every twenty-something in sf
background: wasted potential foreground: leveled land, properly deforested, ready to build on. Happy Earth Day🌎
Started a text group for the guys at my gym.
@VFostel @Cokedupoptions For non-closers? Yes.
@Cokedupoptions @AlexH_Johnson Thank you for being a secondary source just double checking
Hey, remember eBay? What about PayPal? One takes us back to the scam-filled days of early aughts online shopping, while the other...not so much. But that's not the whole story. *This* is the story of how eBay accidentally created Paypal 💸👇
You know he’s fucking with you w the laptop how he puts it in the bag…we get this right? …I fear we don’t get what the internet is
marathon guys be like “I’m an alpha” my brother in christ you’re literally running in a herd.
me and my cofounder specifically booked a hotel room with this bathroom
Extremely low signal for any cofounders that don’t get the bunk bed room at the SF proper
Yesterday at 5 PM, my coworker invited me to Happy Hour. I scoffed. "Everything ok, Hunter?" "Yes, there's just something you don't understand. The only hours I'm happy are when I'm cold-calling." He then left and I called wealthy business owners until 3 AM. Stay hard.
@Cokedupoptions All my interns (unpaid) are allowed to do any drug they want today only. Highly recommend!
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