I've reached a point in my life where I'm ready to start talking about starting meditation in 5 years.
@ConanOBrien This reminds me of the time I was age 18 and decided to start talking about starting to figure out how to contact @LouieAnderson in a few years to let him know about my request to be his Volunteer Wife Candidate. People laughed at me. I was serious. They were surprised.
@ConanOBrien I think by the end of June 2022, I will be ready to start talking about the possibility of understanding my goal as a loss cause and work on letting it go. Do you think me being a virgin and Covid vaccinated would add points to @LouieAnderson or does he not like virgins?
@ConanOBrien Surely you can spend twenty minutes a day in silent contemplation of your breathing. You don’t have a show anymore, remember? ;)
@ConanOBrien I’m a guru on meditation. Here’s my twist: meditation + coffee + text messages + a panoramic view of nature + puppy training + Twitter + Facebook + occasional outbursts of talking to myself + laughter + pacing + weed + a hit of pipe tobacco with Native American regularity.
@ConanOBrien I want my CONAN on @nbcsnl! Please surprise us with a CAMEO! Bring a clip of when you were in #FINLAND! Kiitos! :D
@ConanOBrien I've reached a point in my life I'm ready to go on camera publicly make some Tiktoks in 5 months, we are opposite.
@ConanOBrien “Have an idea for a show: The Masked Singer except no masks, and it’s not celebrities, and they’re British and they bake stuff.” ~ Conan O’Brien
@ConanOBrien I've reached a point in my life where I'm ready to start talking about assisted suicide