This week, a fan helped me workshop my obituary. @NYTObits, take note. apple.co/TeamCoco
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits Conan should have said he wanted his obit as the front page headline and that all the presidents attend his funeral. Then during the eulogy Conan jumps out and yells April fools.
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits ~ oh you should’ve asked me… already had it written up.
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits What happened to “brainstorm”. It’s workshop now?
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits Oy! That's grim. By the way, I'm a huge fan!
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svetlana_… Stallin’s Daughter
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits Remember to plan the headstone too. I recommend something like the famous Irish Comic, Spike Milligan’s one - which contained the beautiful phrase ...... “I told you I was ill” !!
@ConanOBrien @NYTObits Right up your alley! 😂