Crazy RxMan @CrazyRxMan
I am the Crazy RxMan, your local pharmacist... smart enough to be a pharmacist, insane enough to work retail! CrazyRxMan.blogspot.com United States Joined October 2012-
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Dear Apple iPhone #autocorrect : At no time, ever, did I intend to use the word “Electra” when typing the word “extra.” I seriously doubt anyone else is, either. Thank you.
The D batteries I ordered either shrunk or Door Dash is in charge of delivering for Amazon now. 🤪
I rescued this kitty. I had to. She walked right out of an abandoned building and let me pick her up. Her name is Lily.
When you’re in retail #pharmacy for a few years, it becomes a daily battle to keep yourself from saying these words to the assholes who treat you like crap.
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Wow …
First you accused me of not being a pharmacist because the pharmacy I work in doesn’t carry Advil… only Motrin. Then when I said they’re the same thing, you yelled at me, “Not after you swallow them!” #WhyYourPharmacistHatesYou
Hmmm. This guy looks like a #Pharmacist
I asked ChatGPT to provide me good ideas to help me run the pharmacy better. The response was: “You’re a pharmacist? In a retail pharmacy? Bahahahahahahaha sucker….”
That moment of relief that floods over you when the patient changes their mind about transferring all their meds to your #Pharmacy.
I’ll never forget the time a guy asked me where we kept the Tylenol. I said turn around, it’s right behind you on the end cap. I kid you not: He turned around 360° without stopping and looked at the pharmacy counter in front of me. Scary twist: These people also vote. 😮
81 million votes? Suuuuuuuuure. youtube.com/shorts/w2VP_lh…
A lady was watching me and the techs fill medications then waved her hand to call me over. She was upset that we weren’t wearing masks and “breathing all over” the filling station. Now we’re not allowed to breathe. #WhyYourPharmacistHatesYou
Visited Marshals/Home Goods. This is an entire store of stuff people don't really need.
Yet MORE evidence that physicians are, in fact, torturing pharmacists. ☠️
You’re the wife of a retired physician informing me that your husband is a retired physician so you don’t need counseling. 🙄 #WhyYourPharmacistHatesYou
Interns, When you begin your career in #Pharmacy, leave all your earthly concerns behind. Where you are headed, they'll be of no use. The burden lightens, but heavy is the trail ahead...
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@CrazyRxMan Smack it against the door jam. As to how you would get it back on, that would be trickier
@CrazyRxMan And if you did, how would you get the first one back on?
@CrazyRxMan Squeeze your legs together and they pop off like a transformer.
@WatchChad She fainted thinking about the millions she will get from the George Floyd lawyers.
@JoeBiden Trump is allowing the states to determine abortion policy. Because people who live in those states vote for who they want in their state government. Someone living in California shouldn’t dictate how Oklahoma handles abortion. You want to live in a leftist hellhole be my guest…
@JoeBiden @BernieSanders You’re trash
@ArtCandee @JoeBiden @BernieSanders They pay far more than you do
@ArtCandee @JoeBiden @BernieSanders Billionaires pay more taxes in a week than you will in your entire life.
@ArtCandee @JoeBiden @BernieSanders Half of Americans don’t pay any income taxes at all. What is their fair share?
@JoeBiden @BernieSanders Fuck you dictator We are voting your ass out
@CrazyRxMan Could be a little projection on my part as my sweet kitties rescued me.
@CrazyRxMan You are very cool. Thank you. I had a kitten come up to my backdoor about 20 yrs ago. Kept her. Had one walk into our house. Kept him. Grabbed one put of a parking lot (homeless). Kept her. Adopted an 11 YO cat 5 yrs ago. Still alive that one. Some of my best cats.
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