Optimus Magna Cum Lorde Awards @CumLordeAwards
Cummies Awards are honors for worst Fintwit takes. They are considered by many to be the most meritorious and are hotly sought after by nearly every Cumlord Joined September 2022-
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How this journey started! Our mascot, our inspiration, our hero
How this journey started! Our mascot, our inspiration, our hero
lol… do these antiquated marketing scams ever stand a chance?
lol… do these antiquated marketing scams ever stand a chance?
lolol… uuuuge if true!
am ded 🤣🤣🤣
lolol I totally agree! What say you honorable friends?
lololol Make Savings Great Again
Let’s keep huntin’em!
Is Andrea Stenos a Market Insider reporter? 🤷♂️😆
Is Andrea Stenos a Market Insider reporter? 🤷♂️😆
This is pure gold Opening the High Council Nomination of the Award consultations
This is pure gold Opening the High Council Nomination of the Award consultations
Lezzzzzzgooooooo
😂😂😂😂 Name the Award… I’ll go first: Blind leading the blind cumlord Award?
😂😂😂😂 name the Award please!
Name the Award!
Name the Award!
Name this bitch of an Award!
Should we deliver our first double award? Name it! (Gurevich cracks me up!)
Never forget that what you do is important for everyone else
Exponential Cumlord Award? Any objections?
Exponential Cumlord Award? Any objections?
Everyone onboard with a Cumlord socker Award for the $ 10K sock CEO?
Let’s hunt them down
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💎Mind the GAAP💎 @Mind_Da_GAAP
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KKGB Kitty @INArteCarloDoss
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@zerohedge @CumLordeAwards he's doin it again wen official first awards ceremony 🏆
@Stypi18 @INArteCarloDoss The Cathie Wood crowd of retailers who have yet to discover @CumLordeAwards?
@ParrotSignals @FinanceLancelot @CumLordeAwards There's some folks who can keep you away from the charlatans and frauds. @INArteCarloDoss @simon_ree @PauloMacro @agnostoxxx @viceroyresearch @Will_DeCotiis @thebankzhar @Seawolfcap @michaelxpettis @CumLordeAwards are some of the accounts worth following that know their stuff.
@ParrotCapital @CumLordeAwards guys like this gonna be giving all the top signals next bull market
cc @CumLordeAwards this has to be a 🥇
Yes! I mean, I'm not a bond trader but it seems obvious that, basically, the recession was cancelled! Fed signaled rates higher for longer and that's that.
@INArteCarloDoss https://t.co/LbL38DF0Nc
Well done Michael A. Gayed, CFA, you have earned a Mute. Well done, it is a very rare achievement that "few", if any, have received previously from me.👏👏👏
@profplum99 I may be another dumb doc but I can smell that storm coming… …and I sure wouldn’t want to be short bonds when it gets here.
@INArteCarloDoss This is really cute, but if we buy something like that for our cat she just ignores it and chases some random thread or piece of paper... Which when I think about it is a great metaphor for the market.
@dampedspring "The greatest bond trading house in history"? The bond house that cheated by submitting false auction bids to the Treasury in 1990? That bond house, right?
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