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Normalize letting people decide how their own birthday is recognized and celebrated
no one: me at 2am: maybe cake in the fridge also can’t sleep cause it’s thinking about me
Sorry I didn’t get that report done on time. It’s these songs on a constant loop in my heaaaa-aaad, in my hea-eee-eaaad, zombay, zombay, zombay ay ay
idk what i keep looking for in my phone but it is ~NOT THERE~
Look at me being a very good dirty minded girl
We paid off the car and suddenly the bank doesn’t call or write anymore. It’s like the last 4 years meant nothing.
I don’t dress for attention from women. I do hope there is a parliament of owls that has its eye on me though.
Hey boy are you complex data because I'm about to drill you.
You're happy? Then what the fuck are you doing here?
My daughter was absolutely filled with rage today when she learned that lb meant “pounds” and not “long bits”
I love my dog, but I also love your dog
daily reminder to burn everything down
People aren’t tires, you cannot just “fix” them.
Is farting during meditation allowed?
I think those boots were made for selling, Nancy, but please carry on
Hey girl..Please take longer to find that thing in your purse
What this place needs is more French horn
Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst You're a red starburst, and don't forget it
According to this audit notice I just received, there's no tax credit for adopting a highway.
a forever that belonged to no one.
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2K Followers 1K Following suffering from social anxiety and isolation. Hoping to have some conversations and maybe make some friends. I don’t do crypto!The @nytimes just did an article dedicated to “getting to know” the 12 anonymous jurors in Trump’s criminal trial in Manhattan. The public doesn’t need to know anything about them. When does anyone write articles about jurors before the case has even started?
Trump is just naming off Fox News guests at this point
He printed Fox News website posts. On paper. Huge boomer energy.
Trump is just naming off Fox News guests at this point
The idea that pukes like Jesse Watters can have his silver spoon, candy ass driven to the FOX News studio…and intimidate witnesses on the airwaves…is beyond disturbing. You can bet your ass Jesse Watters has security around him wherever he goes. He takes advantage of the fact…
BREAKING: Republican Senator James Lankford on Fox News just blamed Donald Trump for there being no border security legislation. Retweet so every American sees Republicans blame Trump for the open border.
Real life Shero! Mariska Hargitay halts 'SVU' filming to help lost child who mistook her for officer - ABC News apple.news/A3ocZbFQETmaOV…
If they want a party, throw them a party, if they don't want a party don't make them hold cake while the office sings at them
Boy this really stinks. A far-right House Republican group has assembled a Floor Action Response Team, or as Politico's Congress reporter Olivia Beavers dubbed it in acronym, a FART. rawstory.com/freedom-caucus…
Women need to realize that men do NOT grow up.... we just grow old. We laugh at the same jokes, love the same cartoons, we will choose Dino nuggies over regular chicken nuggets at the store, fart jokes and hearing 69 in any context will always make us giggle
buying yourself a treat should be considered a tax write off
Breaking! Bill Barr says trump broke laws! And he will vote for him anyway! What the stupidyfukfuk?????
@benedictsred @CunniLinguist77 Hoo hoo boy
Yawl talk a lot about coffee but, like, chicken nuggets…
Sorry I didn’t get that report done on time. It’s these songs on a constant loop in my heaaaa-aaad, in my hea-eee-eaaad, zombay, zombay, zombay ay ay
I’m eating alone in a restaurant (because I’m out of town for my interview). Have you/would you eat alone?
idk what i keep looking for in my phone but it is ~NOT THERE~
This is the real NYC that wasn’t staged for Trump’s bodega visit in Harlem….love my town!
It’s raining and my 3.5yo says his knee is acting up. So, it’s safe to say we spend too much time with grandpa.