Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes
Global change observer, cyberpunk dystopia resident, food ration enjoyer, OCP Junior Executive Mega City One Joined January 2021-
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This zombie has access to nuclear weapons. How sharp is this unwrapped mummy going to be in four years. He’s going to appoint his toaster to the Supreme Court.
This zombie has access to nuclear weapons. How sharp is this unwrapped mummy going to be in four years. He’s going to appoint his toaster to the Supreme Court.
Another US naval support ship down for the count? 😳😳 Four stuck in Baltimore (Washington, Gordon, Antares, Denebola) Two on fire (Button, Bobo) 1 with with multiple propulsion losses (Boxer) All in a few weeks?! 🧐
Another US naval support ship down for the count? 😳😳 Four stuck in Baltimore (Washington, Gordon, Antares, Denebola) Two on fire (Button, Bobo) 1 with with multiple propulsion losses (Boxer) All in a few weeks?! 🧐
University of Cambridge researchers developed an AI to find new treatments for Parkinson's. It accelerates the initial screening process 10x, reduces costs 1000x, and already led to the discovery of 5 new compounds. More in tomorrow's newsletter: therundown.ai/subscribe
In this orgy of spending on everyone but us, Americans - mistakenly - feel forgotten. While Ukrainian men are lost to the meat grinder, our leaders use Vladimir Lenin's subtler strategy here at home: “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of…
My financial advisor? My pal Buster who lives down the street.
“Mom, I don’t have time to date right now. I’m busy with work.” The work:
My mom: What are you working on in the garage honey? Me: just a little something for the school science fair…
Operation Flamin Hot Cheetos was considered a success, until the machines became self aware…
The “professor” in the academic robe and N95 mask wins the award for most theatrical libtard of the week.
The “professor” in the academic robe and N95 mask wins the award for most theatrical libtard of the week.
This is my great-great-Uncle, Edwin Dickenson. 109 years ago today, on April 22, 1915, he found himself in the front lines at the 2nd Battle of Ypres, his first ever battle. This is his story. 🧵1/22
Lad found Kookaburras in Scotland
I choose…Jump out of window.
I choose…Jump out of window.
The most peaceful schizophrenic person in the New York City subways
This is the worst fight choreography I have ever seen. Watching two snails jousting would be more exciting.
Mentally, I’m still somewhere in the middle. 🦎
#OTD in 1996, two F/A-18 Hornets collided while conducting air combat maneuvers over the Atlantic near North Carolina. One plane lost its nose cone, canopy, and an engine. The other plane lost 5 feet of its left wing and 3 feet of its tail. Incredibly, both pilots landed safely.
Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis
146K Followers 11K Following Aspiring Nudist Bodybuilder. Free speech and anti-xenoestrogen activist. Get my book! https://t.co/h9dELQZ9tT
Second City Bureaucra.. @CityBureaucrat
95K Followers 3K Following Opposition Activist challenging hegemonic worldviews. .Chief of the Ethnonarcissism Police. SATIRE
Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen
97K Followers 4K Following South x West // Commissioning Editor: @im_1776
Stone Age Herbalist @Paracelsus1092
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Nemets @Peter_Nimitz
89K Followers 209 Following Interested in wild adventures, obscure tribes, & historical processes.
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟ.. @kunley_drukpa
64K Followers 3K Following 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 @ ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 || ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ-ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ || འབྲུག་
Lomez @L0m3z
55K Followers 2K Following "A good boy. Senile bookcel. Physically fit. And basically normal.”
Laocoon of Troy @LaocoonofTroy
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Coastal Country Club @ccmembersonly
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Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr
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Lady @Lady_Astor
26K Followers 10K Following "So as through a glass, and darkly the age long strife I see. Where I fought in many guises, many names, but always me."
Kiwi Bear @WojteksGrandson
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Karl Drago @WokeCapital
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VB Knives @Empty_America
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Aurochs @ActualAurochs
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Alex "Tropical" Forre.. @380kmh
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joshua_wall55 @JoshuaWall55
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Empanadas @EmpanadasVR
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Mentju @mentju4
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bazzlebrush @bazbrush
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Ashley Marcum @ashmarcum
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Joseph Alexander @JosephA16048394
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cunningham @tom_cunn1ngham
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RaskalCal 🌎 @raskal_cal
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James @ArsenicRaven
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Chaz McDonahue @CMcdonahue
41 Followers 1K Following just tryna follow models without work seeing it
PatKilmer @keikik49
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B D @JW20132512
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White boy (fentanyl e.. @WBS_enjoyer1488
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Jeremy Russell @jhnnyhllywd
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Victor E. @DickBLonng
14 Followers 120 Following Don't take everything so seriously. Laugh. Have fun.
Sebastian Farmborough @SebaFarmborough
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JLazz @JLazz3
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BenHamine @hamine_ben
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Brian Forde @brianforde_4d
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willbee7 @kitrich36
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🏔🦬🤠¯\_(seth.. @sethdontsurf
194 Followers 2K Following Type II Fun Advocator, Jumping Off Things Enjoyer. CDT ‘21 HST ‘21. Atoms over Bits.
James @Jcalb1624
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Jenny Liepman ⚡️ @JennyLiepman
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Reborn 🐝 @rebornsydbarret
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Austin Burden @austinburden9
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zooptyscoopty @CoCartesian
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Drake @DrakeDetweiler
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Ulysses @Ulysses_117
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Viv @bageluver000
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TTTT @mjm934
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Jared Hicks @Hicks636
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Andrew Lopez @andrewmatthew24
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Jeff Johnson @Bicklive1
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HigurashiLewds @HigurashiLewds
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Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis
146K Followers 11K Following Aspiring Nudist Bodybuilder. Free speech and anti-xenoestrogen activist. Get my book! https://t.co/h9dELQZ9tT
Second City Bureaucra.. @CityBureaucrat
95K Followers 3K Following Opposition Activist challenging hegemonic worldviews. .Chief of the Ethnonarcissism Police. SATIRE
Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen
97K Followers 4K Following South x West // Commissioning Editor: @im_1776
Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer
122K Followers 1K Following My pronouns, like Stalin's, are Who vs. Whom. Pre-order my anthology "Noticing" in paperback for $29.95: https://t.co/VpzBKeEO89
Beachstud90210 @KhalkeionGenos
54K Followers 68 Following Opposition activist. National nudism. Anti-xenoestrogen awareness. Militant radical Hellenism. Free Tibet
Stone Age Herbalist @Paracelsus1092
90K Followers 3K Following Pygmy Futurism | Beserker Yoga Revival | Narcoanthropology & Yamnilote Studies | Nganga R&D | Mandeville Explorer Archive | 🇷🇼
Nemets @Peter_Nimitz
89K Followers 209 Following Interested in wild adventures, obscure tribes, & historical processes.
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟ.. @kunley_drukpa
64K Followers 3K Following 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 @ ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 || ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ-ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ || འབྲུག་
Lomez @L0m3z
55K Followers 2K Following "A good boy. Senile bookcel. Physically fit. And basically normal.”
Laocoon of Troy @LaocoonofTroy
45K Followers 2K Following Condemned prophet. Autodidact. Oxford comma user. Tachypsychia practitioner. Devoted, but very poor Catholic.
Doctor-Baron 17cShyte.. @17cShyteposter
42K Followers 540 Following The blue check was the modern day Mark of Cain.
Coastal Country Club @ccmembersonly
39K Followers 4K Following 6’2”; 135 IQ (tested). CRE & Development. Biglaw and Small-law. Created a cube: https://t.co/xgI0H86sa1
Lady @Lady_Astor
26K Followers 10K Following "So as through a glass, and darkly the age long strife I see. Where I fought in many guises, many names, but always me."
Kiwi Bear @WojteksGrandson
17K Followers 7K Following
Alessandra Bocchi @alessabocchi
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John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad
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Inquisitive Bird @Scientific_Bird
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Irish Archaeology @irarchaeology
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Raven ᛟ ᛏ ᛋ @Corvid_Brah
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simon evans @TheSimonEvans
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Open Season The Bear @HUMANMAXXXING
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🏝Peter Paradise�.. @byPeterParadise
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Lafayette Lee @Partisan_O
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The McLuhan Institute @McLinstitute
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Horatius at the Gate @hinterlanderrrr
302 Followers 1K Following For the Ashes of their Fathers, The temples of their gods | #Jüngertarian #Nappystan #Adamsonian - formerly @HoratiusAtGate
Neil Hauer @NeilPHauer
146K Followers 1K Following Russia, Ukraine & Caucasus: Armenia, Georgia, Chechnya etc, plus heavy metal. Stories @CNN, @CBC, @NYMag, @guardian etc. 🇨🇦 [email protected]. Eng/рус/հայ.
Jim Jatras @JimJatras
12K Followers 6K Following Retired former U.S. diplomat, GOP Senate foreign policy adviser; #OrthodoxChurch ☦️ #2A #ProLife #Antiwar #NoNATO #OrthoGeezer #ITriedToWarnYou
Illegitimate Scholar�.. @ill_Scholar
7K Followers 995 Following Cultural Anthropology that Doesn't Hate Western Culture🏛️🧭
The Boyd Institute @boydinst
550 Followers 250 Following Our mission is to advance asymmetric solutions to global issues. Current focus: maritime ⚓, space 🚀, AUKUS 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇦🇺. 501c3 #SpacesHost Newsletter signup 👇
AutoAdmit @autoadmitdotcom
4K Followers 3K Following The most prestigious law school discussion board in the world.
Pangur Bán 🧃 @PangurBn10
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The Brazen Head of Sy.. @hope_pead
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Bluebird 🌲 @exaudi_deus
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Michael Brendan Dough.. @michaelbd
70K Followers 3K Following author of My Father Left Me Ireland. Senior Writer @NRO. Visiting Fellow for the Social, Cultural, and Constitutional Studies division at AEI. Yes, DMs.
Hugo Rex @lowlandsapien
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Slava3ngl 🌐 @slava3ngl
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Robert Scoble @Scobleizer
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Micci @Micci_Doo
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Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand
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Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele
268K Followers 31K Following we can only see what we think is possible...
Martin cabello III @mybabelproject
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Agarthan Explorer @ExploreAgartha
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8K Followers 815 Following 🌲Homeric Futurist ☀️ Grunt Life 🏴☠️ Start Small, Stay Local🇺🇸
Tom Rowsell @Tom_Rowsell
33K Followers 1K Following Historian, YouTuber, pagan 🇬🇧 some tweets are satirical. Over 22 million views on YouTube https://t.co/fk3pIUNubH
Marilyn 🪻 @1yliraminfinity
502 Followers 820 Following Hyperdimensional alien being tortured manifesting this reality to escape the pain; brain in a jar imagining all of you (happily)
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“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY
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JOSHUA @allwhiteaf1s
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AJAC @AJA_Cortes
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John Tremain @johnntremain
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West Bestern 🛡️ @western_bester
19K Followers 2K Following "This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" -Tolkien Mostly satire. 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇸🇪 🇩🇪 🇮🇪
Monsieur le Baron @Mssr_le_Baron
7K Followers 495 Following Welcome to McComrades, today we have 2 for $5 Big Marx. I'm Lovin' It, Comrade. Monarcho-Communist. Telegram: @MonsieurLeBaron Urbit: ~radlux-hobmus
Smallest Violin @XiaoVilin99
6K Followers 576 Following That I may pour my spirits in thine ear and chastise with the valour of my tongue all that impedes thee from the golden round.
Woodside Woes @WoodsideWoes
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@CyberPunkCortes @ThatCuck Don't forget about the Home Depot skeleton
@CyberPunkCortes Is that the dude from legends of the hidden temple… need that for the backyard
“Hand over the bananas.”
BREAKING NEWS A RUSSIAN COURT HAS ORDERED THE SEIZURE OF JPMORGAN CHASE FUNDS TOTALLING $439.5 MILLION It begins…
@CyberPunkCortes Is that the adult version of the enchanted tiki room?
Just as e-dissidents were going offline and building IRL families and careers so that they could use references to their mundane offline obligations to own other e-dissidents in moral superiority contests, the internet becomes real life and everyone is forced to touch screen.
This graph illustrates the woke mind virus taking over legacy media. Same happened with online media and the education system. Then it spread to other countries. Infection rate almost 100%. But now it will die.
Imagine for a second being them. You and the other one. Wounded. In an alien place. Running aimlessly looking for a way out. You don't know how the way out looks, you just know it's there. I don't feel sadness looking at this, I feel envy because I don't even have the courage to…
Every day we aren't doing this is a day wasted.
I should be in space working on huge mega structures
I just try to imagine how this sounds to normal people who don’t think our foreign policy should be determined by an idiosyncratic Protestant doctrine that every one of America’s Founders would’ve found laughably absurd and borderline blasphemous.
Speaker Mike Johnson, on NEWSMAX promoting his war funding bill: "For those of us who are believers, it's a Biblical admonition to stand with Israel"
TS Empire State VII Best regards, Capt. John Konrad, US Merchant Marine
@johnkonrad LOL, you’re just making that up. Name even one “US Merchant Marine” ship built by Don the Con Trump. I’ll wait. You don’t even know what the U.S. Merchant Marine means!
George Washington warned against primary loyalties -- loyalties to identities (ethnic, religious, racial, etc.) other than American and states other than America -- and considered evidence of such, disqualification for participation in American governance.
It's the impact of networked tribalism. It's an organizational type made possible by social networking. Note how it zoomed at the same time social networking went mainstream. 'Major' media is downstream of networked tribes.
This graph illustrates the woke mind virus taking over legacy media. Same happened with online media and the education system. Then it spread to other countries. Infection rate almost 100%. But now it will die.
Free speech should be protected, even speech from people you hate. It's a mark of character to be steadfast in your fundamental beliefs. It's also smart. Protect free speech whenever possible, it will save your skin later.
Arrests being made right now & will continue until the crowd disperses. These protesters belong in jail. Antisemitism will not be tolerated in Texas. Period. Students joining in hate-filled, antisemitic protests at any public college or university in Texas should be expelled.
The BIG threat we're facing isn't a bunch of student protesters. It's from a group of people in tech and government who are actively trying to censor, dictate, and narrow our reality down to an AI-enforced orthodoxy.
@CyberPunkCortes If HOA complains, tell them to go talk to the face.
He's lived through more Israel-Palestine conflicts than there are grains of sand in the solar system.
A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.
Any animal that can catch something we throw at it is a dude. Bears, raccoons, monkeys, all dudes.
They just use these sweet-sounding buzzwords like 'global village' when the reality is 'concrete rape-zone'
Foreigner says, "Under globalism Ireland will become a small, global village."
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