This is only 1 of a million ways medical education fucked me up
Wife laughs at me because I fold papers hot dog style when everybody else folds hamburger style but it’s only because I might need to make a list of tasks with little check boxes and hot dog style is the only way the paper will fit in my short white coat
@jbcarmody I’m just saying the only specialty listed here that I have not featured in a video is radiation oncology 🤔
Preliminary data from ERAS are out… looks like another record-setting year.
The average number of applications received by residency programs is up in most specialties - in some cases, by 30-40% versus 2019.
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@kidney_boy Yeah well my dog has 2 posterior pituitaries
How does my dog have so much piss? How many kidneys do dogs have?
Me: Well, it was nice to meet you. We'll call you to schedule cataract surgery
88 year old woman: Nice to meet you...oh by the way
88 year old: I love your little comedy skits
@LGlaucomflecken Ok because this is getting out of hand, I want everybody to know that I worked this morning and will be rewarding myself with a bear claw
I believe in science, but I also believe in not wearing my Bob Ross socks that say “happy little accidents” on days when I’m operating
Listen I’m not like other surgeons. I’m pretty laid back in the OR as long as everything goes exactly how I want it to go
Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On Phone With Insurance Company bit.ly/3p3VLXc
@ainsleymcw I dropped my children off at school then went to the store for salt and alkaline water