Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] *Personal views only* https://t.co/GMXSgqZUvF glaucomflecken.com/newsletter Joined May 2016-
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Drs. Nii & Renee Darko discuss the struggles of overcoming student debt. Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3uPKA68 Spotify: spoti.fi/3UXOkNI YouTube: bit.ly/3AviRuo Patreon: patreon.com/glaucomflecken #knockknockhi #glaucomflecken #studentdebt #studentloans
If we ask people "Act to Save a Life" with #CPR/#AED we should have a support framework for when they do "Act" and are left with questions, doubts & confusion... 🚑It's the right thing to 🚑 👇See the article below!👇
What do spider-killing, eyeball transplants, and alternative specialties have in common? They're all topics on this week's #GlaucTalk Apple 🎧: apple.co/3uPKA68 Spotify🎵: spoti.fi/3UXOkNI YouTube 📺: bit.ly/3AviRuo #MedTwitter
Tomorrow, I will share a story I wrote about the most magical part of medical school: the post-match, pre-graduation ophthalmology rotation.” Sign up for the Glaucomflecken newsletter if you want to receive random essays from me every so often. glaucomflecken.com/insider
#BREAKING: The FTC voted 3-2 to ban non-compete agreements that prevent tens of millions of employees from working for competitors or starting a competing business after they leave a job. trib.al/zrvzIeH
Is pure laziness an evolutionary advantage? Apple 🎧: apple.co/3uPKA68 Spotify🎵: spoti.fi/3UXOkNI YouTube 📺: bit.ly/3AviRuo #MedTwitter
I want people to understand how impressive this is. Those are 10-0 nylon sutures closing an irregular corneal laceration. The cornea is ~550 microns thick. That is precise work. Vision saved. Well done!
I want people to understand how impressive this is. Those are 10-0 nylon sutures closing an irregular corneal laceration. The cornea is ~550 microns thick. That is precise work. Vision saved. Well done!
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
This, but for real
This, but for real https://t.co/coz4ypITf1
(Showing up for a keynote) Oh you didn’t need to wear a tie, we’re pretty relaxed around here Me: My suit jacket is smooth and kind of shiny. Twitter fashion guy told me I have to.
My baby got a letter in the mail today from my insurance deeming his NICU stay medically unnecessary and says we now owe $75k 😂😂😂😂 WHAT
C. difficile when broad spectrum antibiotics are administered…
Me watching somebody get dunked on for saying “doctors work 9-4”
Excited to see Congress give UnitedHealth a sloppy wet kiss after giving them a momentary frowny face for financially devestating thousands of medical practices.
Excited to see Congress give UnitedHealth a sloppy wet kiss after giving them a momentary frowny face for financially devestating thousands of medical practices.
If you use my content in your academic conference presentation, you legally have to include me in the author line of your next publication.
one time I saw a doc RUNNING in the hospital and I was like omg what’s the emergency and they were like DIARRHEA and I was like omg who and they were like ME
Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo
47K Followers 516 Following Father | Husband | EM Resident | Trying My Best | he/him
Lady Glaucomflecken (.. @LGlaucomflecken
70K Followers 672 Following Speaker. Podcaster. Writer. SCA lay responder. Co-survivor of cancer/SCA/med school/marriage to @DGlaucomflecken. https://t.co/6O5U57OkTg
Tyler Olson @olsonplanner
37K Followers 914 Following Financial planner to physicians and other kind and motivated people. Enrolled Agent.
Screaming Pectoriloqu.. @Caulimovirus
28K Followers 1K Following PGY-Thrive!!!!! • My dog is possessed by a demon • Kidney enthusiast • Case report liker at @caduceuswildpod • Discord: caulimovirus • [email protected]
Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody
51K Followers 941 Following The Sheriff of Sodium | Pediatric nephrologist | Associate professor | APD | Husband | Dad | Virginian | Advocate for medical students and common sense
Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas
22K Followers 548 Following Proto-Radiologist. Pseudo-Lawyer. NYU School of Medicine; Harvard Law School. He/Him.
Student Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky
16K Followers 983 Following why are you here? shouldn’t you be studying?
gamerEMdoc @GamerEMDoc
19K Followers 2K Following EM program director. PGY18. Pittsburgh Steelers, SF Giants, #Medtwitter, Golf, Video Games. GNR fan. Opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employer
Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO
11K Followers 384 Following Resident Physician (PGY-✌️) | Father | Husband | Your average funny Na+ channel | Tweets ≠ medical advice
Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD
38K Followers 2K Following fueled by coffee, fluent in sarcasm, lover of naps, always searching for where I parked my car
Empress, student doct.. @studentdrdemon
15K Followers 2K Following Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.
aj PA-C @j_thePA
20K Followers 779 Following •she/her• hematology/oncology pa. self important bitch. #medtwitter #girlmedtwitter •tweets do not reflect the views of my employer• not a professional account
Dr PayItBack @DrPayItBack
10K Followers 113 Following Anesthesiologist ➡️ Interventional Pain. I sometimes blog and post about money stuff.
Anand Swaminathan MD .. @EMSwami
37K Followers 397 Following EM doc | Views my own | Medical commentary on CNN, Yahoo, MSNBC, NBC. he/him/his
traumadramamd @TraumaDramaMD
10K Followers 91 Following trauma surgeon & intensivist trying to have fun at work #medtwitter #surgtwitter
K Brooke Golisch, MD .. @BrooketheOstomy
20K Followers 1K Following PGY-LAB @purplesurg Out here trying to be relatable & educational 280 characters at a time. #WildcatForLife 🐻⬇️ Views my own. She/Her. RYT-200 🧘🏼♀️
Natalie Wall, MD @nataliemwall
26K Followers 853 Following Surgery, because medicine didn't have enough thoracotomies | Perpetually debating which side of the diaphragm I prefer | Surgery resident @VCUGenSurgRes
Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro
8K Followers 6K Following General Surgery Resident. PGY-∞. Forever bro. X♥️O
Jessica Miller @srmhs_millerjl
3 Followers 36 Following
Ria Nair @RiaNair98434
0 Followers 38 Following
Isabela Girleanu @IsabelaGirleanu
42 Followers 509 Following
Jennifer Igoe @IgoeJennifer
447 Followers 438 Following Ohio Sports🥜 Go Buckeyes! Go Browns! Go CBJ! Go Tribe! And Cavs! #DawgPound #CBJ #LetEmKnow #ForTheLand
Diego Osegueda @DiegoOsegueda07
98 Followers 862 Following #MIR25 / Médico social 🇸🇻 || Lifting and Coffee lover
Sultana Jahan, MD @Sultana66290480
114 Followers 643 Following Incoming IM PGY-1 Resident@VHS, Transitional year resident @VHS, Clinical Research Trainee@BrighamWomensHospital
D. Maye @DonaldMaye
137 Followers 270 Following @ipvideo IPVM head of operations | physical security | conflicts | product management | views are my own | send tips [email protected]
Wardah Tariq @wardah_t14
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Michael DiCocco @micdicocco
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Dude Mcgee @DudeMcgee7
36 Followers 38 Following White lady who has completely ran out of F**ks to give. Irritating rednecks is my fav hobby. Dude is the fur overlord.
David Almog @davidalmog25
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Carolina Gal2 @SarahWi66057144
388 Followers 1K Following Can't get access to my account Carolina Gal 😢
The Hamb @PanzerJedi89
290 Followers 1K Following Just your average Suburban Viking. Ethnic Mormon, but not LDS. Aspiring Historian. Autistic. He/Him (The b is silent, like in lamb)
Morissette Garry @GarryMoris48459
0 Followers 1 Following
Scott W Reid @ScottWReid1
66 Followers 128 Following
Books, Animal Welfare.. @ian_books
2K Followers 2K Following 3 of my passions...and 1 pain in the arse.
Nicole Russo (MS1) @russoni14
0 Followers 4 Following MD/MPH Candidate at SUNY Upstate Medical University
Erin @erinEncoded
95 Followers 199 Following Change agent for a gigantic bank. Mommy. Guitar player. Really good at two of those three at any point in time.
Luna Samman @LunaSamman29417
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Matthew @mattypski
28 Followers 187 Following
نـوف @NoufAlsuayri
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Tiffany Bottisti @Tiffany79B
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Joy Benson @Joy_Benson
3K Followers 4K Following Nature Groupie 🌲 Adventure Seeker 🛶 Shutterbabe 📸 My dog is the boss of me 🐾 Here for animals, good humans, and democracy. 💙
Mary Healy @MaryHealy1211
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Heba @heba_sheair
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ARSAS @arstewardship
37 Followers 46 Following Arkansas Antimicrobial Stewardship Summit: Promoting antibiotic stewardship education to better the health outcomes of all Arkansans.
Maes Alain @MaesAlain8
184 Followers 1K Following
Mark O'Leary @leary12
535 Followers 3K Following God I love food! Other stuff as well, but mostly food! Birra Basketball as well I suppose.
dboss @dboss65688095
17 Followers 53 Following
Nathan L. Colon MD @nathanlcolon
240 Followers 797 Following Tweeting about surgery and interesting finds. Graduate UW Urology Residency @uwurology. Urologic Oncology Fellow @WashU_Uro
Shaji Faisal @sfaisal1116
0 Followers 11 Following
IgnatiousR @r_ignatious
0 Followers 33 Following
Joe🌿 @muscaribttrfly
8 Followers 804 Following
Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo
47K Followers 516 Following Father | Husband | EM Resident | Trying My Best | he/him
Lady Glaucomflecken (.. @LGlaucomflecken
70K Followers 672 Following Speaker. Podcaster. Writer. SCA lay responder. Co-survivor of cancer/SCA/med school/marriage to @DGlaucomflecken. https://t.co/6O5U57OkTg
Screaming Pectoriloqu.. @Caulimovirus
28K Followers 1K Following PGY-Thrive!!!!! • My dog is possessed by a demon • Kidney enthusiast • Case report liker at @caduceuswildpod • Discord: caulimovirus • [email protected]
Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody
51K Followers 941 Following The Sheriff of Sodium | Pediatric nephrologist | Associate professor | APD | Husband | Dad | Virginian | Advocate for medical students and common sense
Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas
22K Followers 548 Following Proto-Radiologist. Pseudo-Lawyer. NYU School of Medicine; Harvard Law School. He/Him.
Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD
38K Followers 2K Following fueled by coffee, fluent in sarcasm, lover of naps, always searching for where I parked my car
aj PA-C @j_thePA
20K Followers 779 Following •she/her• hematology/oncology pa. self important bitch. #medtwitter #girlmedtwitter •tweets do not reflect the views of my employer• not a professional account
Natalie Wall, MD @nataliemwall
26K Followers 853 Following Surgery, because medicine didn't have enough thoracotomies | Perpetually debating which side of the diaphragm I prefer | Surgery resident @VCUGenSurgRes
Naan Derthaal, DO, FA.. @NaanDerthaal
20K Followers 2K Following Board certified satirist and Orthopaedic surgeon in that order. Also known as @djschuett proud ally🏳️🌈
Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok
55K Followers 460 Following Medical humor and dad jokes from a Pediatric Emergency Medicine physician.
Mike Natter, MD @mike_natter
36K Followers 1K Following ARTIST. HUMANIST. DOCTOR. 🤘🏼Endocrinologist in NYC. #T1D. All posts/opinions are my own and not the views of my employer. insta: @mike.natter
DocSchmidt @schmidt_doc
16K Followers 33 Following GI Fellow who loves making videos. [email protected]. Click link to check out more content!
Dr. Raven the Science.. @ravenscimaven
158K Followers 19 Following Raven Baxter, Ph.D. ✨ Molecular biologist, science educator. Director @TheScienceHaven. Views are my own. 🥰💌 [email protected]
The Annasthesiologist @fuzzymittens
45K Followers 4K Following Tweets are my own, frequently profane. "Mom of Anesthesia ." Being horrible to people is never a virtue.
Sayed Tabatabai, MD @TheRealDoctorT
73K Followers 3K Following Physician. Writer. My debut book “These Vital Signs” @HarperCollins is now available in stores and online. Owner of @iggythepetrock
Amie Archibald-Varley.. @AmieVarley
13K Followers 10K Following #1 National Best-Selling Author of The Wisdom of Nurses Keynote Speaker @NSB_Speakers Freelance Journalist @CBC Health Equity Consultant Podcast @grittynurse
Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats
254K Followers 148 Following The official account of @NFL Next Gen Stats
Carter Donnick @CDonnick1
9K Followers 2K Following Bird App Professional | Volume Tweeter | Occasionally Football
The Crowject Podcast @Crowject
2K Followers 151 Following A weekly podcast that is all things @adelaide_fc & @crowsAFLW! Proud supporter of the Crom. #gocrom
gretchen morgenson @gmorgenson
20K Followers 688 Following Senior financial reporter, NBC News Investigations; Pulitzer Prize 2002; former NYT, WSJ; new book on predatory finance https://t.co/pO8kzsEDnr
Dr Bella @Dr_BellaR
30K Followers 6K Following Anti Tory Government & Brexit Scouse-Italian 🇪🇺| Law Grad & Resident Doctor 🩺 🧠 | I’m not bossy, I’m the boss ♈️|
Elisabeth Rosenthal @RosenthalHealth
21K Followers 2K Following Sr. Contrib. Ed. @KFFHealthNews. MD. NYT. OpEd Writer. Bestselling Author. Prizes: Loeb, ONA, Elliott, etc. On list of "most influential people" in DC. Really?
Nate Bargatze @natebargatze
184K Followers 1K Following New special, Hello World on Prime Video. Or check out my Netflix specials. Come see me on tour. Also @natelandpodcast
Take Medicine Back @TakeMedBack
23K Followers 683 Following Taking the Profession of Medicine from Corporate Interests and calling for a National Prohibition on the Corporate Practice of Medicine.
mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory
30K Followers 1K Following hi, I’m mallory 🙋🏻♀️ let’s talk about misinformation, the ✨Wellness✨ industry, influencers, and MLMs | views are my own
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
410K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
Shematologist, MD @acweyand
84K Followers 6K Following Peds hematologist oncologist,mother, dreamer, pacifist, justice seeker.Clueless Mother https://t.co/HblMm3s8OM Cream Influencer #CakeForBreakfast https://t.co/4SLDqCFsMq
Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope
464K Followers 0 Following Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody
Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas
15K Followers 983 Following Driving healthcare affordability & access | VC for docs | HC Benefits & P&C innovator | 3x healthcare exit success | Shaping a healthier future for all.
Annie Agar @AnnieAgar
550K Followers 2K Following content creator. NFL correspondent at @stadium. I like putting teams in uncomfortable meetings 🏈 for inquiries: [email protected]
Warren Sharp @SharpFootball
359K Followers 879 Following Inventing custom, predictive NFL analytics & visualized data at https://t.co/iKdUa4MmXQ | @SportsGrid | @ringer | no days off notifications on 🔔
Pete Sweeney @pgsween
62K Followers 2K Following 10+ years covering the Kansas City Chiefs | Editor-in-Chief, @ArrowheadPride | Analyst, @KSHB41 & @610SportsKC | Author, "A Dynasty Begins" | @PFWAwriters
Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper
34K Followers 28K Following In a world full of people who couldn’t care less, be someone who couldn’t care more. #PeppersKindnessTips
Attend for Doctors @HelloAttend
739 Followers 27 Following A comprehensive financial solution for physicians, by physicians 🥼Take care of you.
derek guy @dieworkwear
813K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
No Gods, No Girlbosse.. @UnaDispatch
4K Followers 5K Following I have been alive for 500 years. Nurse Practitioner. She/her
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywav
Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes
2.7M Followers 579 Following
Max Jordan Nguemeni @MaxJordan_N
20K Followers 4K Following General internist & researcher live-tweeting PGY3 at @BrighamMedRes. Organizing w/ @CIRseiu & Playing tennis. @YaleMed, @GaTech, @HowardU & @Forbesunder30 Alum.
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.1M Followers 206 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Jimmy Turner, MD @TPP_MD
12K Followers 5K Following The Physician Philosopher. Money Meets Medicine podcast. Associate Prof Anesthesia. Author Physician Philosopher’s Guide 2 Personal Finance #GoDEACS #medtwitter
Hypermobility MD: Dr .. @BluesteinLinda
8K Followers 662 Following 🩺 Pain & inflammation specialist 🦓 Ehlers-Dani’s, HSD & MCAS 🎙Founder Bendy Bodies Podcast ⚕️@mayoclinic trained 🚫Not medical advice.
The Big Picture @TheBigPic
56K Followers 124 Following @SeanFennessey and @akdobbins review the movies you need to see. Plus: Top 5s, Movie Drafts, Oscars analysis, and more.
Audrey Nath, MD, PhD @AudreyNathMDPhD
10K Followers 11K Following Neurologist, HISD mom, composer, medicolegal advocate, board member of @ChasingMedicine & @HC4Action, 🌊 She / her / 她 / उसकी
Adelaide Crows @Adelaide_FC
160K Followers 10K Following Adelaide Football Club official account. South Australia's first AFL club. We tweet for our fans. #weflyasone #NgadluKumangkaKarrinthi
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
460K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
Emily Silverman, MD @ESilvermanMD
10K Followers 3K Following doctor | writer | creator @thenocturnists
Dr. Darien Sutton @DoctorDarienMD
14K Followers 451 Following Darien Sutton MD MBA, Board Certified EM Physician, ABCNEWS Medical Correspondent
Mike Sando @SandoNFL
99K Followers 5K Following The Athletic. Also: HOF selector, PFWA board, AP Awards Voter, QB Tiers, Football GM Podcast. 25+ seasons covering NFL. Alum: ESPN, TNT, S-R.
Kathleen Muldoon @ProfMuldoon
627 Followers 992 Following Anthropologist #MedEd #scicomm @MidwesternUniv #disability #ally devoted to @_sethdobson & #stopCMV @NationalCMV. Tweets are my own. Likes/follows ≠ endorsement
Zack Ferguson @zackferguson
34K Followers 2K Following Suburban Dad. Acute Medicine Registrar. Interested in Med Ed and POCUS. If you’re here to check whether it’s a joke, yes it’s a joke. He/Him. ✡️
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊�.. @HannahCrazyhawk
1K Followers 747 Following Neuroscientist: Spatial Navigation, Artist, Writer, Autistic, Basque, Falconer, Chronically ill, HS - #pwHS Trigeminal Neuralgia 🧠🖖🏼♿🌻🏳️🌈🦅☸️⚛❄🦻
Kevin Durant @KDTrey5
21.0M Followers 1K Following IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL. @35ventures @boardroom
Colleen Farrell, MD @colleenmfarrell
38K Followers 7K Following Pulmonary and critical care physician, clinical ethicist, writer. Words in @thenation @washingtonpost @nytimes.
TopatoCo! @topatoco
12K Followers 493 Following Online Internet Store | Tangible Objects You Can Really Use! | https://t.co/fzIniPhxQ0 | Crowdfunding and Fulfillment Projects @topatoGO | icon by @wigu
marc maron @marcmaron
880K Followers 508 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
Christopher A. Longhu.. @CALonghurst
11K Followers 2K Following Chief Medical/Digital Officer @UCSDHealth building a highly reliable, learning health system, views=mine, RT≠endorsement
Michael H. Weber @thisisweber
14K Followers 3K Following preferring this place now: @ mhweber over at 🟦☁️ screenwriter (500) Days of Summer, The Spectacular Now, The Fault In Our Stars, The Disaster Artist
@DGlaucomflecken I did this at Bascom-Palmer in Miami. Because Miami. Did not realize it was super prestigious program. Was still on South Beach by 2pm every day.
Thank you to @amerambassoc for having @DGlaucomflecken and I as keynote speakers today! 🚑
@DGlaucomflecken I once tried to load an 8-0 suture in an ortho room with laminar flow. The suture floated away!
👁️ Corneal sutures in ocular penetrating wound 👁️
Maybe she could start pulling her teeth out and use her tooth fairy money?
"well, historically, men's wardrobes were divided between city and country. dark worsted suits like thi—"
(Showing up for a keynote) Oh you didn’t need to wear a tie, we’re pretty relaxed around here Me: My suit jacket is smooth and kind of shiny. Twitter fashion guy told me I have to.
@DGlaucomflecken God help you if you have a collar gap too
@DGlaucomflecken My husband’s suit pants got worn out and he said “guess I have another sport coat” And I had to resist telling him that Derek Guy blasts the guys that wear suit jackets as sport coats
@DGlaucomflecken Better than my response of "well, my tie is imprinted on the t shirt, along with the tux vest, so it's kinda an all or nothing attire."
@DGlaucomflecken high waisted pants and you’re good.
@DGlaucomflecken We’re gonna need to make sure you’re not doing the “skinny pants profile” thang, too.
@DGlaucomflecken “If I don’t dress this nice Derek Guy is going to own me” “Who’s Derek Guy?” “….we don’t ask those sorts of questions on posting twitter”
My baby got a letter in the mail today from my insurance deeming his NICU stay medically unnecessary and says we now owe $75k 😂😂😂😂 WHAT
@DGlaucomflecken @marklewismd Sorry. Out of the office at this time. Please say 4 Hail Marys, 2 Our Fathers per night until I return or he returns, whichever comes first.
If you have carbed, caffeinated, and Adviled and it didn’t help do you just have to let the migraine kill you at that point
just got a consult and only said “hi this is kyle with ID” and then silently listened to him talk for 5 mins and by the end, he talked himself out of the consult 😂
We are just starting a PBM subject matter hearing & PCMA has already lied to the committee, trying to pass blame into the plan sponsor. Kudos to the IL Dept of Insurance for setting the record straight & Chair Manley for allowing this necessary discussion.
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
“Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
QT a pic of a younger you
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