Dad Joke A Day @DadJokeADay4
I'm all about really bad dad jokes Joined January 2020-
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11 years ago I had a meeting with Marvel Studios about the possibility of doing a Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I remember driving home & thinking I didn't want to make a movie LIKE Star Wars, but a movie that made people FEEL like Star Wars made me feel as a kid. Outlandish…
Listen to two thousand miles by marieke on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/jJzgT
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I watch a different kid each time..
It looks like the deputies at @JSOPIO are trying a new strategy where they just shoot every suspect in the face upon arrival, instead of deescalating.
All I want for my Birthday is a retweet 🥳🙏🏾💯 #ProBowlVote + @Showtyme_33 #ProBowlVote + Aaron Jones #ProBowlVote + #AaronJones
I told y’all I was in #CocaineBear
I told y’all I was in #CocaineBear
@RobDemovsky It’s time for @KurtBenkert to make his return if we need an extra QB
People hate Dude so much they’re leaving Twitter.. But they still drive his cars… The way people protest nowadays confuses the F outta me…
This is so us. We just get active on Twitter and it's about to shut down. See you in another 10 years...
CBP robbed someone and then posted about it on Twitter. Nobody has been charged with any crime, but the agency and officers that stole this money would be charged with one if our laws were just. End civil asset forfeiture.
CBP robbed someone and then posted about it on Twitter. Nobody has been charged with any crime, but the agency and officers that stole this money would be charged with one if our laws were just. End civil asset forfeiture.
Arizona man beaten and head stomped while handcuffed during arrest by Phoenix PD. @Arizona_LP
WARNING: Traumatic Jessie Hill, @VisitBurlIA PD officer accidentally shot and killed Autumn Steel while shooting her dog as she stood beside her 4 year old child. He claimed the dog bit him, the dog was tried and found not guilty, the officer is still employed, no charges filed.
Seeing deal between Titans and Nashville for financing new $2.1B stadium: $840M from Titans ownership, NFL, PSLs. $500M payment from city of Nashville. $760M from revenue bonds repaid through 1% hotel tax and sales taxes. NFL owners continue to socialize cost, privatize profit.
Deborah Menter @MenterDebo52382
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Eric Liebe @EricLiebe3
77 Followers 215 Following
Funding Rush @Funding_Rush
266 Followers 826 Following Have Your Fundraiser Tweeted to 4 Million+ Donors, Investors, & Angels (Anonymous Donors) on large Twitter pages.
Individual Rights Pro.. @IndividualRigh1
312 Followers 849 Following The Individual Rights Project is dedicated to educating individuals about the moral principle of individual rights and about the proper role of government
PACKER OWNER @PACKEROWNER2011
3K Followers 5K Following GREEN BAY PACKER OWNER 💛💚🧀 PACKERS SEASON TICKET HOLDER 🧀 #PACKEROWNER @packers #GoPackGo
IKE Packers Podcast @IKE_Packers
91K Followers 55K Following The #1 rated Packers podcast in the world. 100% independent with listeners in 100+ countries. Pure sports without politics. Not affiliated w Packers org
Michael @Mrlindbom
726 Followers 3K Following Daddy to Mabel and Melody. Husband to Amanda. Go Pack Go! Go Braves! Weather nerd, Grammy award winning Air Guitarist. Veteran of the U.S. Navy.
ABKStorm @ABKStorm
847 Followers 4K Following PRO-WReSTLiNG GuRU - PiNBaLL WiZaRD - WeBMaSTeR - JoKeSTeR - CHRIST IS KING! #FLaTEaRTH - #NASALieS - #NoVaXX
Cox Customer Care @CoxHelp
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aub 🦋 @aubspot
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kelsey mitchell @misskelsmitch
49 Followers 104 Following Mac & cheese enthusiast, wino, expert makeup junkie with big hair and a shopping problem.
Virginia ABC @VirginiaABC
13K Followers 6K Following Tweets about products, recipes, industry news, public safety & agency updates from the Communications team. Cheers to 90 years of progress, innovation & success
Eric Liebe @EricLiebe3
77 Followers 215 Following
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 48K Following TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg - SuperFly : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9 - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9
NickBarnett @NickBarnett
290K Followers 1K Following I am ME... I apologize in advanced if you are offended by me being me... Sorry I will not change who I am to make you feel more comfortable.. Still Gods Son
Kelly Majkowski @KMajik7
1K Followers 321 Following Wife of ex-QB & Great Dad; Mom of two AWESOME millennials. Supporter of the NFL Disabled. Jesus has my ❤️ Fan of The Chosen series. Instagram majkowski_created.
Johnny Marr @Johnny_Marr
315K Followers 51 Following 'Spirit Power: The Best of Johnny Marr' - out now: https://t.co/24gmmtnjv4
Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd
429K Followers 72 Following Welcome to the official Twitter account for Christopher Lloyd, run by the family.
ashton kutcher @aplusk
16.4M Followers 804 Following I build things, stories, companies, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, & believe in a future where we all have a right to pursue happiness. +1 (319) 519-0576
David Spade @DavidSpade
2.8M Followers 61 Following This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake.
Matt Ramage @mattramage
20K Followers 1K Following That cross eyed #Packers guy 🤪 Live Monday- Thursday at 7:30pm ct. Sponsored by @kwiktrip. Biz [email protected] @miseagency
United Football Leagu.. @TheUFL
390K Followers 373 Following Spring just got stronger. A fan-first, fast-paced professional football league. Here to realize the full potential of football, on and off the field.
Packer Report @PackerReport66
18K Followers 39 Following CBSi / @247Sports Coverage of the Green Bay Packers | Founded by Ray Nitschke in 1972 | Publisher: @RossUglem | Editor: @itszacharyj
GBP Daily - Rob Weste.. @GBPdaily
75K Followers 50K Following Hey, I’m @robwesterman3 • Official Twitter page for GBP Daily •
Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin_
588K Followers 47 Following Former #1 golfer in the world and an all-around bad guy. Contact Shooter at [email protected]
AQ Shipley @aqshipley
44K Followers 497 Following Former PSU All American, 12 Year NFL Vet & Super Bowl Champ 🎙️In The Trenches on @patmcafeeshow Instagram: @aqshipley.
BonesBrigade @BonesBrigadeDoc
15K Followers 14 Following
Jake (the 80s & 90s n.. @JakeRudh
58K Followers 669 Following Gen X DJ at @TheCurrent, @FirstAvenue, @SlicingEyeballs & @80sintheSand | Daily ‘70s, ‘80s & ‘90s music posts. Weekly gigs at https://t.co/ouPS3Pb8SQ.
Justin Amash @justinamash
501K Followers 7K Following libertarian • principled, consistent constitutional conservative • member of Congress, 2011-2021 • Republican candidate for U.S. Senate
Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty
152K Followers 598 Following President at @people4liberty🗽2020 #Libertarian candidate for #POTUS 🇺🇸 Social Scientist. Entrepreneur. Educator. Parent. Whiskey Drinker. Hockey Player 🏒
Barry Sanders @BarrySanders
459K Followers 2K Following Pro Football Hall of Fame: Class of 2004; Detroit Lions: 1989-1998; Oklahoma State: 1986-1988. © Barry Sanders, Inc. 2011. All rights reserved.
Libertarian Party of .. @LPofDelaware
8K Followers 478 Following The official account of the Libertarian Party of Delaware. Maximum freedom, no compromises.
Penn Jillette @pennjillette
1.6M Followers 190 Following I'm Penn Jillette, I work in the Penn & Teller Theater in Las Vegas and I work on http://t.co/1xAkunv6mr I do other stuff too.
Teller @MrTeller
368K Followers 45 Following
Bo Jackson @BoJackson
296K Followers 91 Following Former two-sport athlete donating his time to help rebuild Alabama after the devastating tornadoes. @BoBikesBama 4.27.24
Individual Rights Pro.. @IndividualRigh1
312 Followers 849 Following The Individual Rights Project is dedicated to educating individuals about the moral principle of individual rights and about the proper role of government
fauquierhsnews @fauquierhs
2K Followers 113 Following The mission of Fauquier High School is to provide instruction which will enable students to live productively in society.
Wes Hodkiewicz @WesHod
63K Followers 940 Following Senior writer, @packers. Assistant (to the) Assistant Director of Digital & Social. Covered sports in Green Bay since 2006. Human still learning.
Jason Wilde @jasonjwilde
84K Followers 2K Following Maddie, Syd's dad | Paula's husband | Stella/Sadie/Boomer/Luna/Sam/Pre/Sabrina/AJ’s zookeeper | Tausch's co-host | ESPNWisconsin's/WSJ’s #Packers guy
Dan Hopewell @DanHopewell
611 Followers 2K Following Material culture enthusiast and digital design guy. Baseball watcher. Internet librarian. He/him. Bsky: danhopewell(dot)bsky(dot)social IG/Threads: danhopewell
Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero
683K Followers 2K Following @nflnetwork Insider. @sarapelissero’s husband.
Gil Brandt @Gil_Brandt
147K Followers 524 Following Former VP of player personnel for the Cowboys (1960-'89) | Cowboys RoH 2018 | Pro Football HoF 2019 | https://t.co/ZmqdcRnVfl analyst | SiriusXM NFL Radio host
Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow
3.0M Followers 3K Following Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. ESPN Sellaht. LIVE M-Fri 12-3ishEST. Kicked off a SuperBowl. @CollegeGameDay’s on Saturdays in the fall..Monday Night Raw on Mondays
Leap Spirits @LeapSpirits
2K Followers 83 Following Leap Vodka is named for the iconic end zone celebration created by Green Bay Legend and Hall of Famer @leap36. #CelebrateLikeYourStore #TakeTheLeap
Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee
3.1M Followers 22K Following Family First. CEO of @Vaynermedia. 🐈⬛ Creator of @veefriends. Investor in Twitter, venmo, FB & more. Die hard @NYJets fan. @winetexts @vaynersports
@kevinmyoung Not voting for him personally but know many that will, all good people. IMO when given no other choice to represent policy needs people will vote for whoever the system puts up.Rarely any good choice inpolitics today no real leaders.The whole system is shady just my perspective.
My Best "LEAP" Ever! @gbutler0213
Damn 12 got the Jets 5 Primetime games this year. I gotta be at all 5
The best medicine available without a prescription is a baby's laughter.
The best form of transport
May The Fifth Be A Complete Letdown Compared To Yesterday
May The Fourth Be Carrie Frances Fisher Day As She Receives Her Richly-Deserved⭐️ On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
I am beside myself. Inconsolably sickened. THIS IS NOT HOW TO TREAT YOUR HERO’S. Everyone in this video owes @MarkHamill a written fucking apology for their greed and selfishness. How he manages to remain a kind soul after decades of this behavior toward him is beyond me.
I miss Myspace…. Anyone remember this guy?
What the hell is going on here? #taxi
In love with the journey .. but more importantly what the journey consists of. Not being that great at something, failing, staying diligent, and then conquering that task .. starting a new journey, starting over, and then doing it again. When you fall in love with the journey,…
For those of you with no interest in Coronations whatsoever.
Antarctic rush hour.. 😅
@AndyHermanNFL I’m here because I’ve been tagged a significant amount. He wanted to commit to the forward kneel but didn’t full send it. Solid form, just needs forward momentum. I’d like to see him fully commit next time but I’m sure he’ll clean that up by the start of the season.
11 years ago I had a meeting with Marvel Studios about the possibility of doing a Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I remember driving home & thinking I didn't want to make a movie LIKE Star Wars, but a movie that made people FEEL like Star Wars made me feel as a kid. Outlandish…
@BeatTheCult I’m follower of Jesus and it pisses me off when my fellow “Christians” do this to my atheist friends. Its similar to my faith is so weak I must indoctrinate with government assistance.
Happy Star Wars Day, y’all!
Today’s a day that @MrsMcAfeeShow and I have been dreaming of.. I can’t wait to see where this foot gets to go beautiful girl. WE LOVE YOU. Baby and Momma are both healthy. Momma and I are floating with joy. This is amazing. Thanks for all of the good vibes. 🤟🏼🌈🌈👶🏼
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