The Rusty Beard @Darylch
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself. The Tardis Joined July 2011-
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The Duchess keeping an eye on the back yard.
It feels that way sometimes, youtu.be/V4kFqy7U6NE?si…
“And I wonder where you are tonight If the one you're with was a compromise As we're walking lines in parallel That will never meet and it's just as well”
Had the opportunity to sample the Ryze coffee alternative. It has the aroma of a low quality instant. The taste was similar but with an off putting after taste. Couldn’t make it past the first few sips. Maybe mixed with flavored creamer but a hard pass for me.
Check out lady at the grocery referred to the eggs as the liquid chicken when she sacked them. Will definitely be using that.
Work treated us to Christmas lunch today. We chose the Brazilian steakhouse. Needless to say we were all worthless for the rest of the afternoon.
As Ratt most famously sang in 1985 “You’re in Love”
For 2024 I had a long list of wishes involving politics and religion but realized that was a futile effort so I would settle for never seeing another cold plunge challenge video on Facebook.
I’m a little behind on the times. What is this “get launch in my profile” crap all about other than being annoying.
On the coast for work again and snuck by the beach this morning for a few minutes. It was cold and desolate…you know like my heart.
MeMaw Kay lifted the burn ban and the folks of Alabama were lighting up quicker than a teen boy squirting on prom night.
The Ace of spades !
What exactly were Frosty’s intentions when he went to town with that broomstick in his hands?
I found out long ago, It's a long way down the Holiday Road.
Took this photo yesterday. “You're just sitting in the sun watching the boats go by Boats chained to the pier In the window of the boat there's a picture Of your family younger than their years Well, I saw our time come And I saw our time go Like a fog in the light”
Parking and cleaning off the rotary cutter for the last time this season.
Picked up a well used Canon 7D from 2008 to use for my more reckless ideas as to not risk my 5D M3. There are some sweet mirrorless cameras out today but mostly it’s a marketing smoke show. A DSLR might not be as feature rich but I firmly believe you can match the image quality
Been submitting some pictures to the media department of the motorcycle organization we ride with. This month one of my photos made the cover of their magazine. It’s only about 20k print versions but I’m still pretty stoked.
As Ivan Drago famously said “If he dies, he dies…”
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Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest but I can't wait that long. I rest on Saturday.
A squirrel borrowed the stuffing from my favorite patio chair to line her nest so I hope there's room for me in there!
Fat people know they’re fat, you don’t need to tell them. Keep your negativity to yourself. Oh, by the way, i’m fat. Bye.
Asking you to shut up, was the only thing on my agenda today.
36hr fast breaker coming right up 🥩
Quit being a bitch!
So have I ever share my pussy pics with you? She likes to crawl in my pants when she’s frisky
Change today to last night. #nightshift
It’s been 2 years since Ollie chose me at the local shelter. I waited all my life for him. I truly did.
Nothing’s sexier than him pulling the waistband of your leggings from under your bra in the bedroom.
Okay. So i hoard a little bit of chocolate bc my teenage boy is like a swarm of locusts. Santa gave me this and i highhhhhhly recommend. Yummo. I’d solid quality chocolates. Mm #arnochocolates
I just said “don’t breathe like that. I heard you” to my teenager he knew what exactly what I meant 😂
In honor of still having an account here’s another peek at me. 🫦
I actually don’t, but here we are. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I drive a red truck and I feel like I should be hauling a Christmas tree for the entire season.
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