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Lol Joe Espada destroyed my baseball team
Not now. It’s NFL draft szn.
Alex Bregman betting on himself in a contract year
Alex Bregman betting on himself in a contract year https://t.co/TAWUQbs9J9
JP France and Hunter Brown when it comes to giving up 5+ ER in under 3 innings
I again just want to point out for the room that the Astros bad luck started when that guy willingly let Yankees fans deface his Altuve jersey.
That’s enough Astros baseball for me for tonight
man this poor dude 😭
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Joe Espada with the media postgame: “I sense guys, they’re tired of the situation that we are in and the only way to get over that is we just got to get over the hump. We got to continue to fight and they’re trying. You know the effort is there, but we just got to be better.”
Lol Joe Espada destroyed my baseball team
happy birthday @darbury 🤍🥳 love you you beautiful soul!!!
Alex Bregman betting on himself in a contract year
Alex Bregman is 3 for his past 24. He is hitting .205 with a .561 OPS after his first 89 plate appearances.
JP France and Hunter Brown when it comes to giving up 5+ ER in under 3 innings
We "tax payers" just paid off a 49 yr old Violinist's student debt of 250k (major in music) who will now take a sabbatical to go smoke weed in the jungle to find himself......read that again. We have ppl chanting "death to America"...in America. Rome destroyed itself within.
I again just want to point out for the room that the Astros bad luck started when that guy willingly let Yankees fans deface his Altuve jersey.
This!
if you are cooking for only yourself - what is your favorite dish/meal to make?
That’s enough Astros baseball for me for tonight
What an absolute Queen
Texans owners Cal & Hannah McNair LIVE in the @SportsRadio610 studio- Hannah asked if the Texans primary rival is the Tennessee Titans: "You know it's funny-I saw articles about 'Hannah is salty about them [Titans] wearing the uniforms [Oilers]'-but who started that..? Who…
Took a vacation day today because I was not feeling that well. Went to urgent care, got a shot, some meds & feel a ton better already. Nice peaceful day.