Derpette Himperson @DerpetteH

Joined October 2019

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Alton Brown @altonbrown

4 years ago

BBQ BEER FREEDOM

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Derpette Himperson @DerpetteH

4 years ago

#medicationlife #depression #antidepressants

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Derpette Himperson @DerpetteH

4 years ago

Trying to stay sane during the COVID pandemic. Doing a snow version of @zacbrownband #Toes #quarintinelife #QuarantineActivities #COVIDー19 #lakequarintinelife #snow #karaoke #TryingToStaySane #isolationandchill #IsolationFun

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Derpette Himperson @DerpetteH

5 years ago

The great office debate on hump day- How do you pronounce the name of the cold drink holder? #Koozie or #Cozy ?

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Me: *walk into work sees FCL* ahhahaha Sales Manager: *walks in sees FCL group* well aren’t you guys creative! FCL: But we’re missing our cherry! SM: That was too much information. Me: *snickering* good thing they didn’t pop the cherry.

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Derpette Himperson @DerpetteH

5 years ago

You’re cherries are perfectly positioned... except for this one they’re fighting with Roz’s peach.

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Derpette Himperson @DerpetteH

5 years ago

Things I want to send to people but can’t..

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Margareta Dravland @MargaretaD57570

29 Followers 5K Following

Derp Herperson @HerpersonDerp

2 Followers 35 Following

Crumbl Cookies @CrumblCookies

1.2M Followers 2 Following Bringing friends and family together over a box of the best cookies in the world! #CrumblTogether #CrumblReviews

Inside the Magic @InsideTheMagic

118K Followers 1K Following We know FUN.

Wishful Thinking @wishful_thnkng

332 Followers 705 Following Walt Disney World, Disney Cruise Line, Disneyland, Tokyo Disney Resort, Disneyland Paris & beyond

Our Disney World Fix @DisneyWorldFix

466 Followers 216 Following May all your dreams be Magical, as we explore the most Magical Place on Earth together! #DisneyLife #WaltDisneyWorld

KQED News @KQEDnews

51K Followers 1K Following Bay Area public radio and digital news 🌉 Proud member of @NPR’s California Newsroom 🐻 Sign up for our daily newsletter 📬 https://t.co/2yD3XLWS0F

Tahoe National Forest spans from the foothills to the peaks of the Sierra Nevada mountains and is one of the most popular forests in the nation year round.

USFS-Tahoe National F.. @Tahoe_NF

13K Followers 158 Following Tahoe National Forest spans from the foothills to the peaks of the Sierra Nevada mountains and is one of the most popular forests in the nation year round.

North Lake Tahoe: a winter & summer hotbed for top lodging, events, skiing/boarding, SUP, boating, beaches, dining, spas. Cover Photo: Ryan Salm

North Lake Tahoe @TahoeNorth

24K Followers 2K Following North Lake Tahoe: a winter & summer hotbed for top lodging, events, skiing/boarding, SUP, boating, beaches, dining, spas. Cover Photo: Ryan Salm

The Lake Tahoe Basin Management Unit encompasses over 154,000 acres of National Forest lands around beautiful Lake Tahoe! Follows/Likes/RTs Don't = Endorsement

Lake Tahoe USFS @LakeTahoeUSFS

18K Followers 407 Following The Lake Tahoe Basin Management Unit encompasses over 154,000 acres of National Forest lands around beautiful Lake Tahoe! Follows/Likes/RTs Don't = Endorsement

Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)

Reddit @Reddit

1.1M Followers 574 Following Get the app: https://t.co/pGG1fr24Xv • Follow @redditstatus for our current status • For support: https://t.co/aPjB7Yyo8e

Alton Brown @altonbrown

4.3M Followers 1K Following Thyme Lord

Dave Troiano @coach8247

527 Followers 105 Following

Official U.S. Geological Survey notifications. This “bot” account distributes notifications for earthquakes worldwide with magnitudes of 5.5 and above.

USGS Tweet Earthquake.. @USGSted

128K Followers 1 Following Official U.S. Geological Survey notifications. This “bot” account distributes notifications for earthquakes worldwide with magnitudes of 5.5 and above.

The magnitude of USGS knowledge, strong. Our intensity, felt globally. Follow for EQ science, news, events & answers. Not staffed 24/7. EQ alert bot: @USGSted

USGS Earthquakes @USGS_Quakes

296K Followers 150 Following The magnitude of USGS knowledge, strong. Our intensity, felt globally. Follow for EQ science, news, events & answers. Not staffed 24/7. EQ alert bot: @USGSted

Disneyland Resort @Disneyland

1.6M Followers 46 Following Welcome to the official Twitter feed for the Disneyland Resort, The Happiest Place on Earth!

Wendy’s @Wendys

3.8M Followers 446 Following We like our tweets the way we like our fries: hot, crispy, and better than anyone expects from a fast food restaurant.

Jesus Christ @jesus

876K Followers 0 Following Carpenter, Healer, God

Derp Herperson @HerpersonDerp

2 Followers 35 Following

Satan @s8n

2.7M Followers 117 Following Not evil just misunderstood.

A catalog of pettable animals in video games. Run by @TristanACooper. Contact: hello@canyoupetthedog.com

Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog

529K Followers 10 Following A catalog of pettable animals in video games. Run by @TristanACooper. Contact: [email protected]

God @god

546K Followers 70 Following I will judge you. I am a parody, just like your god.

Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs partnerships@weratedogs.com | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

WeRateDogs @dog_rates

9.2M Followers 25 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Cats of Instagram @catsofinstagram

2.1M Followers 4 Following The #catsofinstagram channel. Submit via hashtag or link below! 🐱🔮

Worst With Friends @WorstWith

3 years ago

With #GeniePlus @Disney has found a way to bring back #ETickets and it’s pricing to @WaltDisneyWorld and @Disneyland just in time for the 50th Anniversary

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Kara Costello @kaziecsouthie

3 years ago

@WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks @WDWGuestService The prices for #GeniePlus “special rides” are outrageous. Hope you’re ready for a lot of backlash, non-use, and trip cancellations. Expensive is one thing. Gouging is another.

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Hedge @HedgehogPlus

3 years ago

Love these hit pieces 🤦‍♂️ “Fans aren’t happy”- with #GeniePlus! Translation - 12000 ‘Youtubers’ who want freebees back hit 👎. #Truth: The 150 million annual Park visitors spending $1000s on @DisneyParks vacations will be pretty happy $DIS $SPY

The Verge @verge

3 years ago

Genie Plus lets you skip lines at Disney World, but fans aren’t happy about it theverge.com/2021/10/14/227…

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Morgan OBrien @MrMorganOBrien

3 years ago

Disney Disrespects Guests by Making Them Pay for Free Service - Genie+ -... youtu.be/0dqCfgNr8o8 via @YouTube #genieplus #waltdisneyworld

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Carl Polli Jr @cpollijr

3 years ago

@InsideTheMagic Iam waiting for the pay toilets next

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eye roll @helenrosep_

3 years ago

I’ve just paid an absolute fortune to be able to go to @Disney in the first place i’m not going to pay extra for each individual ride #ridiculous #moneygrabbing @DisneyParks #GeniePlus

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HHN Trash Can @trainerstephenk

3 years ago

@tokkastan Only before the park opens.

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r @epipeny

3 years ago

@nickjr ok suffer with me

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Nick Jr. @nickjr

3 years ago

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

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USGS Earthquakes @USGS_Quakes

3 years ago

Here is a picture of a happy li'l "danger noodle" soaking up some morning sun on the Albuquerque Seismo Lab entrance road. (We see diamondback rattlesnakes and bull snakes in this spot fairly often - must be a nice spot for a nap.) ~from @usgs_seismic

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

@S14Cait @English_Channel i'm tweeting this whole thing. i don't know what they do to crazy ppl who smuggle animals into the hospital. y'all need to bail me out of hospital jail or something

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

@M0rticiaMunster Oh I'll purposefully bring them to work when I'm not working from home anymore. I did not intend to bring her to the surgeon though lol

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

there's a lot of arguing on this thread, and i think it's important to redirect the conversation back to the real unifying purpose of the post: my cleavage

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

reading back over this thread i realize how much i cuss when i'm panicked. i'm fucking sorry y'all

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

headline: illegal smuggling brings joy to hundreds

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

holy shit the little fugitive made it through the appointment undetected! back in the car where it’s ok to have squirrels. you know that feeling of relief where your muscles feel like jelly? me rn

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

3 years ago

the only cleavage pic you’ll ever get from me. this isn’t a joke. i’m so nervous rn

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Alton Brown @altonbrown

4 years ago

BBQ BEER FREEDOM

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Alton Brown @altonbrown

3 years ago

I apologize for the flippant reference I made to the Holocaust in my tweet last night. It was not a reference I made for humorous effect but rather to reflect how deeply frightened I am for our country. It was a very poor use of judgement and in poor taste.