Desi @DesiJed
America's Sweetheart, co-host of Hollywood Crime Scene. los angeles Joined November 2010-
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I know this comment is about Chris Pratt tearing down a historical home but I like to think it’s about Garfield
I have a name
I’m in tears
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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alan showing up to breakfast on the traitors:
alan showing up to breakfast on the traitors:
It would be funny if trump farted in court and the prosecutor yelled OBJECTION!
Imagine being a credible source about farts
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Everyone should experience having their tweets read publicly in a court of law.
people saying they gave the twist away in the trailer....that's probably not the twist?
people saying they gave the twist away in the trailer....that's probably not the twist?
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The funniest bad scene in movie history is the end of Cruel Intentions when the principle of the boarding school takes the crucifix off Sarah Michelle Gellar’s wrist, unscrews it, and discovers her hidden stash of cocaine, all while the song Bitter Sweet Symphony plays
Reading about RHONJ Dina manzo and it doesn’t get more New Jersey
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Is Kyle Chan an executive producer of this season of VPR like what's going on here?
Cole Escola's "Oh, Mary!" is transferring to Broadway after a sold-out, twice-extended run at downtown Manhattan's Lucille Lortel Theatre. wp.me/pc8uak-1lE2ZC
Aside from this being an absolutely insane tweet, please see what this is in response to lol.
@DesiJed I like when they have a brief standoff after.
“waking up in the morning…” gia giudice singing “gia’s sad song” while wearing a juicy couture flannel top in ‘RHONJ: season 3’
Diva down
@DesiJed Seeing the post reminded me I had this in my drafts!
Actually i just think porn has created an extensive divide between romance and sex- and men are no longer able to sexualize women they actually have feelings for bc they conflate sex w degradation - and so now couples are just partnerships and that’s why polyamory and open …
On an individual level, of course it’s fine for a happy couple to not have sex. But on a macro level, the rise of sexlessness mirrors the rise of loneliness, friendlessness and overall more time spent alone and sad. These things don’t exist in a vacuum. For that reason, I think…
Everyone say THANK YOU DEREK JETER
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Relationships r on the rise. And as women can sense that their partners are not attracted to them sexually- they become disinterested and start gardening
@OnlineAlison I think that is definitely the case for many!!!
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