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I've never solved a Rubik's Cube... @douchemcbaggus.bsky.social Where the Tide Rolls Joined January 2010-
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Dang it, Tiger made the cut. Now the weekend broadcast will be all Tiger, all the time.
Pat him on the ass for us!
OMG. My vote for meme of the day.
On my deathbed, I'm sure my last words will be, "I'm so glad I got to see the 2024 eclipse..."
Damn, they're still here. Worst Rapture EVER!
I'm going to use the word "totality" in place of "totally" from now on.
The possibility of going blind is the most exciting thing about it.
Domestic cats kill over 2 billion birds a year in the US.
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The essence of being a leftist is being dismissed as unserious for being correct too quickly
Not a nightmare: Can anyone recommend any left-leaning political journalists (mainstream, independent, guerrilla, or otherwise) and/or political content makers (YouTubers, podcasters, etc.) in the Milwaukee, Wisconsin area?
If you enjoyed these looks, it's perhaps worth pointing out that they appeared on television nearly thirty years ago. The fact that George Costanza remains a style icon is a testament to the timelessness of these guidelines. Ignore them at your peril.
Some personal news: @Slate just launched a crossword (smaller grids on weekdays, full-size on Sundays) and I'm on the team of constructors. Give them a shot! Lots of clever clues and entries in every puzzle. My first one will be up on Tuesday.
Some personal news: @Slate just launched a crossword (smaller grids on weekdays, full-size on Sundays) and I'm on the team of constructors. Give them a shot! Lots of clever clues and entries in every puzzle. My first one will be up on Tuesday.
X is no longer Brand Safety Certified with @tag_today. Here's what that means, and why it matters.
The new @attell special "Hot Cross Buns" on Netflix... reddit.com/r/DougStanhope…
Man Receives First Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant theonion.com/man-receives-f… #WhatDoYouThink?
Why no real lawyer will touch him and why Alina Habba is laughing all the way to the bank!
Why no real lawyer will touch him and why Alina Habba is laughing all the way to the bank!
This YouTube Channel Is Just Videos Of Drivers Who Can't Make This Curve, And I'll Be Watching Them All Day jalopnik.com/this-youtube-c…
An appreciation of what went wrong when Oregon decriminalized hard drugs "can help other places land on a drug policy that is both humane and effective, instead of veering toward one extreme or another," @KeithNHumphreys and Rob Bovett write: theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 822 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
9K Followers 7K Following Humor,musician,mental health,kayaking, biking, Retired, owned by cats, jack-of-all-trades. ✡️🌈Kindness matters!
Shane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
swollenvoice @swollenvoice
7K Followers 4K Following Jokes are meant to be told, heard and laughed at. I am the speed reading champ among dyslexic 1st graders.
Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 630 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
Finger Taints @ArtIsMyPorn
13K Followers 8K Following my head underwater, but I ain't in the shower and I ain't gettin baptized https://t.co/XoQNCGR9ui
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
86K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
15K Followers 7K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
Just Norm @funnyguy
5K Followers 5K Following I'm a fake expert comedian on life. I write jokes and do stand-up and improv comedy. For entertainment purposes only.
Tali Desparrois @desparro_tal
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Ryann Arcangel @RyArcang
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Alexia Starrett @starret_alex
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Anya Varakuta @VarakuAny
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Lacy Fairall @l_faira
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Lily-mae Landi @LilyLandi65886
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Shawnee Potanovic @SPotanovic32595
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Yoshie Hislip @HislipYosh10650
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The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
207K Followers 131K Following ALWAYS YELL THE TRUTH. Lifting up voices and shining a light on injustices in Tennessee. (DM with story tips!) CASH APP $TNHoller or CHIP IN at the link👇🏽
Jean @jeanvera76
160 Followers 3K Following
The Satanic Temple @folkshead
299 Followers 3K Following Become a congregation member of the satanic temple.
ClarethaWedel @ClarethaW89207
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Guadalupe Beese @BeeseGuada22705
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Lilly @solomonbhatti35
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Clocata @Clo_cata46
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John Smith @JohnSmi77477323
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Millionaire Dreams Tv @MilliDreamsTV
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Comd Zero @Atupokile4
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Blitz Kate @BlitzKate1
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Fausto Aguilera Bravo @FaustoAguileraB
220 Followers 4K Following Adm., finanzas, economía y RRII; cultura funeraria, desarrollo empresarial. Kick boxing / músico. IG: faguilerb Tik Tok: faguilerab
Tabitha Isner @TabithaK
10K Followers 3K Following Vice Chair of the Alabama Democratic Party. Progressive Christian, foster/adoptive mom & CASA, 2018 Dem Nominee for Alabama's 2nd. Send 🐕 pics. 💙
TheFakeTommyOregon @FakeTommyO
463 Followers 2K Following I did some stuff, saw some things, and went a few places over the decades.
LeMichael Capricorn @LeMikeCapricorn
221 Followers 2K Following
Ward Sutton @WardSutton
8K Followers 4K Following Cartoonist, winner of 2022 Berryman Award and 2018 Herblock Prize. Boston Globe, New Yorker, LA Times. Phish, Pearl Jam. Trying to do good in the world.
Tiffany @Tiffany44616739
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Auntie Phở @RonCannarella
1K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇪🇸🇨🇷🇫🇲🇲🇭 🌴🌊forester (retired), #BLM, Peace Corps, New England, #UVM, QAF, Hawaii, Majuro, Guadalcanal, Democrat
Will Reinhardt @willreinhardt
1K Followers 1K Following Floridian living in England who casts a vote in Texas.
terry @terrytorres98
6K Followers 5K Following #TeamBIDEN #BlackLivesMatter Phone banking, door knocking liberal #DEM #Hillary #GOTV #GoGators ~ Peace & Love #TheResistance! @ProjectLincoln Fan! 😎
Keith Hall @KeithHa55436509
16 Followers 25 Following
Jennifer Wylde @jennifer_wylde
265 Followers 879 Following South Florida radio personality and host of Sober Exposure Podcast
alvysinger4u @alvysinger4u
135 Followers 3K Following
Absinthe_Fairie @Absinthe_Fairie
1K Followers 698 Following Face like an angel, mouth like a trucker with Tourettes. Not awkward or socially inappropriate at all. Regulation Sweettart. Hillbilly duchess. Rarely serious.
Headless @headless_metal
4K Followers 2K Following Progressive Metal Band🤘New single WITHERED FLOWERS feat. Jeff Young (MEGADETH) out now!
Anxiety-Rex 🦖 @whiskeywhit_
3K Followers 2K Following Will laugh at inappropriate times. If you don't speak sarcasm fluently, don't bother me. Trump worshiping gets 🚫 #BLM
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 822 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
Mikey from Canarsie. .. @mikeym00n
9K Followers 7K Following Humor,musician,mental health,kayaking, biking, Retired, owned by cats, jack-of-all-trades. ✡️🌈Kindness matters!
Shane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
swollenvoice @swollenvoice
7K Followers 4K Following Jokes are meant to be told, heard and laughed at. I am the speed reading champ among dyslexic 1st graders.
Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 630 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
Finger Taints @ArtIsMyPorn
13K Followers 8K Following my head underwater, but I ain't in the shower and I ain't gettin baptized https://t.co/XoQNCGR9ui
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
15K Followers 7K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
404 Media @404mediaco
17K Followers 10 Following a journalist-founded tech outlet here to fuck up the internet.
The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
207K Followers 131K Following ALWAYS YELL THE TRUTH. Lifting up voices and shining a light on injustices in Tennessee. (DM with story tips!) CASH APP $TNHoller or CHIP IN at the link👇🏽
Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves
61K Followers 227 Following Cofounder and spokesperson for The Satanic Temple (@Satanic_Temple_) Front Person, Satanic Planet (@SatanicPlanet) https://t.co/3Jsl2oIqeM
Paige Meyer @PaigeWAAY31
78 Followers 71 Following Reporter for WAAY 31 News in Huntsville, AL •• Central Michigan Alum🔥☝️
Jayyyyyyyylmao @JaystaLee
97 Followers 145 Following (she/her) A thirty-something 2x cancer survivor here to moan about my health and laugh at Power Rangers, Ronin Warriors, and memes. Also lots of crafting.
Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold
144K Followers 991 Following State Representative out of Missoula, Montana. Fighting for housing, health care, & human rights. Fiancée of @ErinInTheMorn Bi🏳️🌈 Trans🏳️⚧️ she/her♀️
Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_
308K Followers 173 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.
Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson
254K Followers 198 Following TN State Representative District 86 • Founder of Memphis Community Against Pollution #votejustinj #justin4justice
Maxwell Alejandro Fro.. @MaxwellFrostFL
293K Followers 3K Following Congressman Representing Central Florida #FL10 - Organizer & Musician - he/him/his - follow @repmaxwellfrost for official updates
Rebekah Bruesehoff (s.. @TheRealRebekah
9K Followers 183 Following transgender youth activist. spreading hope and changing the world. 🏑 co-author: A Kids Book About Being Inclusive. @GenderCool champion
Alabama Arise @AlabamaArise
6K Followers 5K Following We advance public policies to improve the lives of Alabamians who are marginalized by poverty. Want to become an Arise member? Visit https://t.co/NirIPEuCLs.
womanly descent @DescentOfAWoman
401 Followers 581 Following librarian: my opinions are my own but I’m easily swayed (with reliable sources, of course) …I’m somebody that you used to know
Check My Ads @CheckMyAdsHQ
30K Followers 106 Following We protect your right to be free from scams, lies, and manipulation online.
lee roop @leeroop
2K Followers 730 Following I am a reporter for The Alabama Media Group, @aldotcom. Love space, science, telling stories.
Emily Deans MD @evolutionarypsy
21K Followers 4K Following Psychiatrist, most likely not yours. Cats and dog. Longhorn 🤘🏻 political centrist bound to annoy everyone
g cake @GarrettCake
4K Followers 316 Following i once made eye contact with tyrese and noticeably creeped him out
W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell
373K Followers 1K Following “1000% Me: Growing Up Mixed” is streaming on MAX.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Ward Sutton @WardSutton
8K Followers 4K Following Cartoonist, winner of 2022 Berryman Award and 2018 Herblock Prize. Boston Globe, New Yorker, LA Times. Phish, Pearl Jam. Trying to do good in the world.
Auntie Phở @RonCannarella
1K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇪🇸🇨🇷🇫🇲🇲🇭 🌴🌊forester (retired), #BLM, Peace Corps, New England, #UVM, QAF, Hawaii, Majuro, Guadalcanal, Democrat
terry @terrytorres98
6K Followers 5K Following #TeamBIDEN #BlackLivesMatter Phone banking, door knocking liberal #DEM #Hillary #GOTV #GoGators ~ Peace & Love #TheResistance! @ProjectLincoln Fan! 😎
The Alabama Education.. @aledlab
2K Followers 372 Following We help children in Alabama get the best education possible. Powered by @aldotcom. Stories at: https://t.co/MmpntmSYX5. Get involved: https://t.co/CzO9PUZw1c
TaylorLorenz.Substack.. @TaylorLorenz
342K Followers 10K Following Tech reporter, host of Power User podcast on Vox Media. Buy my book EXTREMELY ONLINE (out now!) Subscribe to my YouTube 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Secular Student Allia.. @SecularStudents
26K Followers 3K Following SSA's official twitter account: organizing and empowering nonreligious student activists on campuses across the country! https://t.co/9q1AOWYRUD
RIP VIRGIL TEXAS BOND.. @wokyleeks
6K Followers 1K Following Can't stop.... won't stop! eh-uh-eh-uh-eh-uh
Dad Of Dogs - Servant.. @Daddioj
771 Followers 1K Following I’m here for pictures of dogs, and other creatures. Trump is a criminal and a traitor. Proud liberal vet and onetime Firefighter/Paramedic.
Matthew Reynolds 🇺.. @MJR747
2K Followers 4K Following I'm a nerd/sports nut, and love all things sports, science, aviation, weather, Phil Collins, and U2. Da Bears! Go Stewart-Haas Racing!
David🌐📈🌱🧬.. @davidisnotright
2K Followers 2K Following Scientist at Pairwise Plants. I am a neoliberal and I am proud! Posts funny tweets, politics and biotech mostly....
Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew
510K Followers 2K Following CREW uses high-impact legal actions to target government officials who sacrifice the common good to special interests.
Absinthe_Fairie @Absinthe_Fairie
1K Followers 698 Following Face like an angel, mouth like a trucker with Tourettes. Not awkward or socially inappropriate at all. Regulation Sweettart. Hillbilly duchess. Rarely serious.
AFSC @afsc_org
20K Followers 5K Following #Quaker org that includes ppl of various faiths committed to social justice #BlackLivesMatter #DefundHate #SanctuaryEverywhere #NoBanNoWall #GazaUnlocked
FCNL (Quakers) @FCNL
16K Followers 2K Following The Friends Committee on National Legislation (FCNL) is a nonpartisan Quaker organization that lobbies Congress for peace, justice, and the environment. RT/F≠E.
parody im not pretty .. @PrettiestPickle
6K Followers 1K Following I'm like a ninja except I'm not here or there. I don’t actually give a fuck about pickles. she/her
Flukey @flukyness
461 Followers 933 Following Doesn’t say much and when I do it doesn’t make any sense.
Freudian Nip Slip @Blonde_cha_cha
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◉✿Amata✿◉ @lunalvr27
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Macuil Xochitl God of.. @Wafflenator
310 Followers 726 Following Portland. I'm sometimes shit adjacent. Had Dengue back in Dec 2019 so I fear covid. gun boy, healthcare IT, musician. abolish prior authorizations
Hoob @Hooberbloob
3K Followers 2K Following A middle-aged, middle-class Canadian honkey. Some views mine.
I was accused of pooping myself when in reality I simply had mustard on my pants. Now I know how Trump feels.
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What an utter buffoon. Bitch, bye
If there was a single ounce of ETHICS in the “Ethics committee”, they would have not released this biased report. The Committee went to extraordinary lengths to smear myself and my legal team about me not being forthcoming (My legal bills suggest otherwise). It is a disgusting…
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Trump: “Either people are very stupid, or there’s a fraud.” You’re finally getting it, Copernicus. Both are true and it’s all you. #WhenObjectionIsProjection
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Listen, if you’re gonna announce yourself as a force to be reckoned with in the NFL, you may as well do it while looking sharp as fuck.
@DoucheMcBaggus @RollingStone David Rawlings, Andres Segovia, Julian Bream, Doc Watson, Tony Rice, Norman Blake, Billy Strings, Julian Lage can't hold a candle to ... (checks list) ... Joni Mitchell, Jimmy Nolen, and John Frusciante. But, good news @JohnMayer - you're a better guitarist than Django Reinhardt
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