Gran Master E. @E_lok44
🇨🇦You HAVE to laugh. Married. Meet @osoplain she completes my goofiness. https://t.co/lkAlpMGASR twitter.com/search?q=from%… Canada Joined July 2013-
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I’ve started a very lucrative cheese business. Apologies to my graters.
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*checks life insurance policy *sprays wood floors with Pledge
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Just a soft water girl living in a very hard water situation.
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Him: How did he die? Me: He was attacked by a group of crows. Him: A murder? Me: Well, he’s clearly not still alive, Kevin.
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if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)
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Me: Please call me, Tina. Tina: No Me: Please it’s 🇦🇷 Tina: What? Me: It’s Urgent Tina.
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I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.
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Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning. I wasn't charged, they just held me over night. Which I loved, by the way.
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Somewhere out there is an introverted boy named Petey F and he’s got boomer parents that probably have a really hard time getting him to open up.
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Wife: where are you going in that jester hat? Me: I'm just going out, for a bit
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I always offer to help a lady with her printer cartridge I guess I'm magenta-leman, like that
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My friend used a fancy new charcoal soap and now she looks sketchy.
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My youngest (403 months old) just asked if I could put some silly putty in his Christmas box. I love that I passed on the trait of never growing up
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You’d think survival of the fittest woulda killed off people who snore by now.
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I shaved my legs today and drew the hair back on. I don't get it, eyebrow ladies, I don't get it.
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I'm constantly walking on eggshells. - Clumsy Chicken
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A taser, but for happy people humming Christmas songs.
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It’s hard being a grown person having to teach my boomer mother how to properly treat wait staff.
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I now have so many 90s female artists in my search history if I die everyone is going to think I lead some kind of weird double life
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