Eva St. James @EvaStJames
screaming into the void. the void occasionally screams back. I write smut. Joined September 2011-
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He is reading me in bed, alone, in thr dark. It's making me wet to know that.
tfw you get invited to the strip club but you have to work.
Well I made a point to be outside during the eclipse & saw nothing. Not even a darkening etc. Ripoff.
So I just remembered this: he said something in German then said, "That's how you say 'I love you' in German," so did he tell me he loves me? So confused.
He says he's not a foot guy. Yet he keeps taking pictures of my feet. Perv.
Capt. Adventure took this while I was getting my nosed pierced. Whats the connection? No idea.
One of my housewarming gifts. The way to my heart.
He says I male his brain hurt sometimes. I like that. And making his dick hard.
There is no peer pressure like that coming from a bartender.
Why would you refer to anyone as your "associates "? It's just awkward & weird.
Hey tweeples. I have a place on the beach now if ya wanna come sleep over. Line forms to the left.
What do you call it when dead men are taking care of you?
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What's the best part of Rush songs? When they're over.
It’s Thursday. Remember that life is short. Flirt a little. Eat that extra cookie. Hug someone. Call your mom if you’re lucky enough to have one. 💜💙🩵🩷❤️🧡
For anyone who has been following me from the blogging days- I just had breakfast with the lovely Rumblings and Bumblings who I have not seen in person in over a dozen years. She is as beautiful and lovely as ever! @hubman38 was sad he was traveling for work and had to miss.
Hey Hollywood I've already written this movie in my head and even got a commitment from The Rock to appear as the Undercover Chimney Sweep
Dear Penthouse Forum. I never thought this would happen to me...
I always keep a rubber duck in my pocket in case I bump into a jeep driver that hasn’t made any friends.
When I drive to get my order, I am going to start charging a pickup fee, and suggest a tip of no smaller than 15%.
Headline says that everyone gets gaslighting wrong, which sounds like something someone who is gaslighting everyone would say.
There's such a thing as 'too much internet'
Meanwhile, over on Facebook, someone has crocheted a Joe Wicks sex doll.
@EvaStJames @QuynhMontgomery @hubman38 Say the word and you can have us both.
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"Taking Picturo may lead to the ability to move objects with your mind, or make you rubbery like Stretch Armstrong"
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I like when Veronica @Avgsuburbanmom wears pretty lingerie. I like it even better when it’s easy access 😍 (This bodysuit also has a snap crotch 😈) #tittytuesday #30DaysOfLingerie
That moment when you flirt again after a long period of heartbreak and you don't really know how because the way you used to do it belong to someone who didn't want it
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I'm writing my life story in pencil, just in case I need to change something.
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