BradDad™ @FiremanNota
Girl Dad | Texan | FF/Medic | Lifter of heavy shit | “Thirst trap” Texas, USA Joined April 2021-
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20 cops, of various flavors, on I-10 between San Antonio and Junction on a random Thursday afternoon
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Everyone go tell @_Maybe_May Happy Birthday or I'll be forced to show you my bhole.
Everybody go wish @_Maybe_May the happiest of birthdays! 🥳
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28K Followers 3K Following Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a jokeSturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
13K Followers 1K Following Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
24K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail riderlaura @fancythis
34K Followers 2K Following 🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�.. @LuckyMcGee
37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMGJune @junebotprolly
14K Followers 1K Following Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. I ruined cheese once.Flinnie @flinnie
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18K Followers 792 FollowingMickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
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28K Followers 3K Following Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a jokeSturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
13K Followers 1K Following Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
24K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail riderlaura @fancythis
34K Followers 2K Following 🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�.. @LuckyMcGee
37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMGJune @junebotprolly
14K Followers 1K Following Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. I ruined cheese once.Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella meIt’s Mrs. Matt, act.. @SayAnythingH
8K Followers 482 Following Cheese stan. Hydrated AF. Hot mess. Potato. Bad Luck. Frumpling. I am the epitome of average. Petty bitch sometimes. @mbs59er’s participation trophy wife🏴☠️Kentucky.. @BonafideKRS
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18K Followers 792 FollowingMickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
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14K Followers 4K Following Freedom. Comedy. *Please use animal references when describing the size of something. Thank you. 🚫porn. https://t.co/O75o749vNuSchadenfreudelish @aggierican
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15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.Just JJ @blueorchid1977
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312 Followers 485 Following You know who this is, your favorite POL trooper...21st Century Digital .. @0nlyvans
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175 Followers 948 Following I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. I can handle my own, I prefer yo momma do it tho. MIZ-ZOUWhitey-Hotep @WHITEY__Hotep
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4K Followers 303 Following Ret Navy SEAL Drago Dzieran. From growing up in Communist-controlled Poland to time as a political prisoner to 20yrs as a U.S. Navy SEAL. I am a Proud American.Millennial Possibly T.. @TriggeredMill6
355 Followers 249 FollowingI just ran on a treadmill with no screen, no music. Just me and my thoughts like they did in the olden days.
Took the old man on a walk to taste some of the fresh new grass ❤️ he has my whole heart and I will love him forever ♾️
Celebration cigar courtesy of my soulmate @SayAnythingH
the internet has blessed me with one of the greatest memes of all time, and frankly, i could think of no better group with whom to share it. hope you’re all well.
I’m 5’10” I weigh about 200 lbs I have blue/grey eyes I’m 48 years old And I’m starting to have a real bad attitude.
Mile long kit run with pack to the end of the driveway and back don’t hurt nothin
Do you know the difference between training and exercise? Gimme your best explanation below ⬇️
Found another cool one
There’s no such thing as making a small batch of tamales. You either make 1500 or none. Also, I’m tired.
@FiremanNota Love this, some of my best memories are from watching sports with my dad!🥰
@FiremanNota I understand, I’m glad you are back 🤗🤍
@_LynnJordan @FiremanNota Watched @LSUbaseball embarrass themselves with my youngest daughter just last weekend. Oh the lasting memories 😤
@FiremanNota She’s getting big bro!!!