Street taco would make a good hooker name
I suffered a slip & fall in my own snail trail
Crockpot dinners are for poor people.
I’m 40 so my old hoe anthems are just my cleaning the house playlist now
Find someone who will let you be (a fatter version of) yourself.
What woman is out here asking for just the tip? We’re in a pandemic.
Just waiting for the right lap to sit all this ass on.
I’d add you to my insurance, girl.
What do you call a guy who doesn’t go down on you?
Me: New phone, who dis?
Cop: Ma’am, step out of the vehicle.
When does Joe Burrow start getting endorsement deals?!
Eating broccoli and drinking beer cuz shitting myself sounds like a good idea.
“I fucked your mom” thank you maybe now I can have a dad who loves me
attractive people don't reply to tweets.
Like this tweet if you want to live.
Only my dog knows why I chose the @ that I chose.
One day I’ll become a boob avi and all my tweets will suddenly be hilarious
A dog with an afro is my kind of dog.
Dustin is a hillbilly name don’t @ me
*Giving off a major gay vibe
The Bengals are the least talked about 3-1 team in the NFL.