NOT CHET OR CARL @FrankCurtisB
goth on the inside instagram.com/frank_curtis_b… Cincinnati, OH Joined December 2011-
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Hell hath no fury like a wife with a new outfit you didn’t notice.
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No one: My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are stupid, I’m taking them down
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I’ll get in a bikini for some beer
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Let’s play banjo and pretend we are cousins
I never heard of this candy, but I ain’t touchin’ it.
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I will vote for whichever candidate promises to nuke Franklin Park
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Forget nudes, send me the song that you have on repeat.
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@FrankCurtisB Hahahaha rip to me
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Be loyal to your crush you filthy bitch .
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I want to be murdered by a Mexican cartel .
I was in west Virginia today and they have two things in abundance: corn fed hillbilly bitches and crumbling infrastructure.
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Why is it always, "stop being so fucking mean" and not, "thank you for being honest with me"?
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Today’s best @NikoTalk @CallMeK1123 @HeatherIsUnsane @KaijuSouth @kelly__le @FrankCurtisB
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up eatin expensive organic cereal. trading digital assets that will dominate future earth's financial system with my childhood blanket wrapped around me like a cape. just like five year old me planned it
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No one: My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are stupid, I’m taking them down
@FrankCurtisB Sounds a lot like Ohio, so guessing you’re not surprised
@FrankCurtisB Yeah it’s all rural where I live. No major city. We have one Walmart and that’s about it.🤣
I will vote for whichever candidate promises to nuke Franklin Park
@FrankCurtisB I can barely hold myself together with anticipation
@FrankCurtisB Oh yeah…I’m in south east WV…it’s much nicer
@FrankCurtisB Nothing gets me hot like crumbling infrastructure
@FrankCurtisB @NikoTalk @CallMeK1123 @HeatherIsUnsane @KaijuSouth @kelly__le Summer teeth. Summer there. Summer aren’t.
Why is it always, "stop being so fucking mean" and not, "thank you for being honest with me"?
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