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@GChernack Please accept this award for your exceptional tweet.
@GChernack I reached out telepathically, but still no response.
@GChernack @txsinatrafan Have you considered offering document storage burial crypts?
@GChernack Do you have a special telephathic contact number or do I just put it *out there* and you'll *pick it up*?