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just make em hate u some more…🚀
How’d I do in @Ravens_Realest 3 round mock with 31 other x users (one fan from each team)? Nubin was taken pick before me, was afk for pick 42 & was assigned Saineistil initially. Was able to add Bullard (wanted Patty Wilson but pick after me already selected)
I think about Jesse Plemons' perfect line delivery in this Game Night scene at least once a day.
Nick Caserio stepping into the Texans war room ready to make an excessive amount of trades throughout the draft:
What’s up with movie theaters encouraging us to fuck the popcorn
What’s up with movie theaters encouraging us to fuck the popcorn
Let’s work.
If you want softness, get Caleb Williams If you want inaccuracy, get CJ Stroud If you want animal abuse, get Michael Vick If you want no aura, get Anthony Richardson But if you want ALL of that, Get Will Levis
Solar Eclipse time lapse from Dallas 📍
It is not lost on me that God threw a massive solar eclipse at us an hour after a white corner ran 4.43.
It is not lost on me that God threw a massive solar eclipse at us an hour after a white corner ran 4.43.
Nick Caserio building the 2024 Houston Texans... All in without sacrificing future flexibility. This isn't the only iteration of a competitor you'll see built around C.J. Stroud.
New meme, lol #Invincible
Texans fans mock drafting a WR in the 2nd round over the past 24h
WHAT HAVE I DONE
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All that's left for the Texans to complete their rebuild after the Diggs trade is a Jersey overhaul. I'm sorry, but they'll never go all the way wearing these.
Been a Long Time Coming #Texans
In trading their 1st rounder to Minnesota — moving down only 19 picks to the 2nd round — @HoustonTexans also acquired a 2nd rounder in 2025 that they just flipped to get @stefondiggs And they ALSO got a two 6s this year and a 5th next year in both trades. Nick Caserio:
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Thanos never had anything this cold in his LIFE Best supervillain monologue in years imo
Roger Goodell moving up in the likability power rankings?!
Blackthorne: You tell him that Tua has demonstrated elite downfield accuracy for years! Casuals watch him throw with his left & get confused. They criticize his arm strength & accuse him of being propped up by YAC. Mariko: The Anjin is displeased the Dolphins QB is left-handed
When you zoom in on this Texans uniform concept the details make it even better. The Houston skyline on the sleeves? If this is legitimately the H-Town Texans uniform it’s a home run.
@brownchubbybear Your not from Houston wouldn’t expect you to like it!
Houston #Texans Nico Collins believes his best games are yet to be played
babe wake up new Dune meme dropped
It's actually fascinating how this shot was done, and shows how CGI has ruined cinema since: the set was built (and filmed) upside-down with Tobey Maguire just lying flat on his back.. Willem Dafoe is holding himself upside-down, just by his finger tips. No strings. Wow
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️ Knight Titus will not be in season 2 of Fallout.
The Cal resurgence will be a 30 for 30!
Smh yet Texans Twitter account has more followers than the Bills 😪
@AyooTexanNation Buffalo fanbase > Houston nonexistent fanbase 🤷🏻♂️
CJs turn to return the favor
26 years ago today, we went with the QB out of Tennessee. 📺 #NFLDraft | Starts 4/25 on ESPN
Disgusting reporting. Timing is very suspect.
Multiple scouts in @GoLongTD expressed concern about Adonai Mitchell’s diabetes to Bob McGinn golongtd.com/p/part-1-wrte-…
He took the crocodile stuck on a fishing hook to his home, treated and raised it.