Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead. goodtweetman.wordpress.com Oooooo Joined June 2009-
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Man, I sure got the monkey paw curl when it came to my hope to go on more dates. This sucks.
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This used to mean you were about to see a hilarious banger so I keep getting rugpulled into opening porn
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More like a study on liking cool stuff.
More like a study on liking cool stuff.
The youtube bar makes this gif pure kino
The youtube bar makes this gif pure kino
NO YOU FOOLS DON’T GET IT APOLOGIZING FOR PARTY ROCKIN IS ESSENTIAL TO PARTY ROCKIN
NO YOU FOOLS DON’T GET IT APOLOGIZING FOR PARTY ROCKIN IS ESSENTIAL TO PARTY ROCKIN
If you’re not prescribed meds, that’s the problem then, in your case you need to take them It’s all about finding the balance
If you’re not prescribed meds, that’s the problem then, in your case you need to take them It’s all about finding the balance
You should absolutely do this. If you’re taking prescriptions for mental health, stop taking them, they’re inhibiting your posting abilities
You should absolutely do this. If you’re taking prescriptions for mental health, stop taking them, they’re inhibiting your posting abilities
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I’m going to be real for a second. I really thought I was pregnant last month, found out I wasn’t, and ever since I’ve felt numb towards God. I’m trying so hard to not to feel this way because I love our Lord, but this is so painful. Please pray for me
That was a brilliant defensive play by the Pirates
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@Goodtweet_man Profile name changed to Good Ratman post curse
@Goodtweet_man @Grimphilo Frankly, I’d take it. If I were even allowed.
@Goodtweet_man @Grimphilo Send them my way. I want a green card.
@Goodtweet_man I don’t mean this as a blame, but merely as a strategy: have you ever intentionally evaluated your own standards? Maybe you can make some adjustments or see what can reasonably be compromised. Might be healthy to do just as a matter of good practice.
@Goodtweet_man @NYCYvonne1 I genuinely don't think they are grateful to be here. Maybe some of the older immigrants do, but the attitude I get from immigrants my age is not one of gratitude.
@Goodtweet_man "Catholic Answers making an AI priest is bad and antichrist and-"
@Goodtweet_man Tweetman will next try his luck with the bog witch to see if she can fix his fate
@Goodtweet_man Any particular reason why it’s tedious? Or is it just a general pessimism that you have about your prospects?
Hey Everyone I have turned 40 years old today from Frankie MacDonald today is my birthday
Newgrounders will like this one: As mentioned, I worked for an advertisement firm, and I was notorious for hiding things in my art. Any of my long time followers know hiding a NG tank in my stuff is one of my signatures.
@Goodtweet_man But it comes with a free frogurt. That’s good! The frogurt is also cursed That’s bad. But you get your choice of topping! That’s good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate…that’s bad Can I go now?
If only someone had put together an entertaining, yet highly informative, 90 minute documentary on the French Revolution and applied its follies to the issues of our day and age.
After the French revolutionaries beheaded their king, they had another bright idea: "Let's make the day 10 hours long" This is NOT a joke. Left-wing "experts" actually changed the length of minutes, hours, and weeks in the name of science... This is the story of that disaster:
@LadiesOfReddit It's really out of control, I'm considering just turning replies off
@LadiesOfReddit @lonelyfag15 Pisses me off so much
@Goodtweet_man "The real party rocking was the apologies we made along the way" Said nobody ever.
@Goodtweet_man Very Catholic of you tweetman. Jesus died for our party rockin sins but we must still repent for party rockin.
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