Wolfe Van Mural @GuyThe_Guy
My Gramma has that same Scarface t-shirt Baltimore, MD Joined April 2010-
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In MLK’s dream, what was the thermostat set to?
2 wolves? In this economy?
The ball dropped in New Zealand three weeks ago
Girl, are you a Pop Tart? Cause I wanna eat you raw
you don't need to pretend to be "keto" you can just eat the spoonfuls of butter
I can Phillip Collins in the air tonight, oh lord
when I think about something right before sleep I like to say things like "nah I don't need to write it down, surely I will remember it in the morning"
*looks intently for your reaction as you taste mac & cheese “would you believe i made that in just my underwear?”
Janet, cradling a cup of hot cocoa in a Panera will not get you discovered for the next Hallmark movie.
With a little modification you can convert your tens device into a field-expedient electroshock therapy machine
I thought the idea was to look less frightening with makeup on but maybe I'm wrong.
I get my pad thai at the food court.
My welcome mat faces the wrong way so the world would seem more inviting
That dress looks like a hospital gown. Hope you’re happy.
My dry erase calendar needs to be updated from February 2019
I’m going to Ireland to eat at the original McDonald’s.
*slips Pizza Hut hostess a five spot “Have your best chef bake this ring into a supreme pan & seat us by the fire & bring the diet pepsi’s in 5 mins”
He calls you doll face because you have dead eyes and you're his transitional object
when you’re in the McDonald’s drive-thru and you have to wait for a little bit while they get your order ready fresh is what I bet going to real restaurant feels like
Dude Wipes Mint Chill wipes smell great but why don’t they make my butthole zing?!!
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Amish Super Model �.. @AmishSuperModel
56K Followers 18K Following Gracing the hottest runways from Paris to Lancaster! Also featured in Amish Vogue & Amish GQ https://t.co/izJtz2t0DD
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
aanand suthar @aanand3794
129 Followers 3K Following
Tukur Musa @tukurm196
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Christopher Young @CYoung6123
156 Followers 1K Following
Lindsey Maria Lowe @WrenRoseBeauty
1K Followers 2K Following Owner of The Wren & Rose Beauty Collection🐦🥀 Get info here: https://t.co/hYNJkIzIMQ FB & IG: @WrenRoseBeauty
محمد بیگی @beygi8082
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Tyler @BalloonFlavour
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nekathegreat @sighteyecare
1K Followers 979 Following Eye doc. Generally a skeptic. Always has a half-rotten bag of salad in the fridge.
5'4 nuisance @traumadol
782 Followers 735 Following sentient autismachine ( ｡^‿^｡) づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~ 🫧
Sexy Lotions @SexyLotions
193 Followers 754 Following Oils, lotions and potions to enhance your pleasure
Rebel Scum 🇬🇷 @LexPnyc
310 Followers 807 Following HipHop,Food,Movies,Sports. #BLACKLIVESMATTER. Equality & Justice FOR ALL. FUCK TRUMP. War is upon us. Choose your side.Bury me in Queens
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Party Waffle @PartyWaffle
920 Followers 480 Following I'm pretty awesome until you get to know me. https://t.co/Mu5hmdVDuP
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Frank Chips @dad_chips
4K Followers 4K Following sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad https://t.co/tM0MJwouq5
Sean Patrick @seanptellsjokes
5K Followers 5K Following Foxy half of @PatAndMath. Views mine unless they’re yours, then, snap! if you like it then you shoulda put a RT on it. Watch this. https://t.co/S0HTRqFxDd
SHIB Holder News @shibholderX
1K Followers 6K Following Your #1 Source for #SHIB #Crypto & #Blockchain News
Media Finesse Hub @mediafinessehub
167 Followers 611 Following Media Finesse Hub is a content writing and posting service.
Dakon 💚💜✨ ✨ @trillionsoFAces
15K Followers 16K Following ~ ✨🫰💥 👁️🫵awaken! ✨👀🔎 Spiritual Success 📚: “Mr. Dakon Greenhart”!🪞graphic designer 🌩⚡️⚡️punk soul with hippie tendencies✌️ 🥀🌸 human among all else 🖖
Skilome_gotblackhole @BuroidMetal0763
38 Followers 240 Following Electrons revolve around the nucleus consisting of me🔅
Crypto Super Hero @crypt0heroX
957 Followers 4K Following 💰We Help People Make Big $$$$ In The Crypto Markets. 🚀 Trade Alerts, News
Matt @clamsjog
892 Followers 760 Following when a clam is slightly slower than a run but faster than a walk. https://t.co/qdIUx46iNR
R u T h Y V a L d E z @Ruthy_Valdez
25K Followers 12K Following Let me dress your naked walls! Visual Alchemist a.k.a Fine Artist Got Art? IG: The_Curly_Surrealist
Beth Glover @NotKaren48
84 Followers 136 Following
Jefferson Thomas alas.. @jeffers70184522
79 Followers 490 Following I got marijuana strain inbox if you’re interested
Jarhead Hicks @Jarhead7339
205 Followers 858 Following
Sayed Arshad Ali kazm.. @Myjanloveyou
191 Followers 3K Following
Bob Boy @bobtheknobslob
2K Followers 2K Following I'm a Funeral Director in New Jersey. My areas of specialty include bereavement counseling, embalming, writing obituaries and funeral arranging.
Frederick Oleson @Fredness10cut
288 Followers 1K Following any thing to help people beat inflation https://t.co/xPvHyPdYaB great way to stay busy make a commission
Wes W @CaptFacetious
9K Followers 9K Following Atelophobe. Meliorist. I have more issues than National Geographic. My family found me on Facebook, so I'm on Twitter now. Retweets are better than Likes.
Lydia Botters ▯ @MrLloydBotters
624 Followers 523 Following @MrLloydSpandex here, new account. Twitter won’t let me sign in because I told a sex offender he should die. 🤷🏼♂️
Chip Tooth @yousguysoverder
310 Followers 401 Following My thoughts are my own and you can’t have any. Michigander now living in the South.
Spaceman Spliff @probe_uranus_
633 Followers 947 Following Carbon-based terrestrial consciousness. Corndog enthusiast. Intrepid explorer.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Amish Super Model �.. @AmishSuperModel
56K Followers 18K Following Gracing the hottest runways from Paris to Lancaster! Also featured in Amish Vogue & Amish GQ https://t.co/izJtz2t0DD
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 651 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle
1K Followers 1K Following Playing the violin, competitive swimming, and coin collecting are all things I have decided not to pursue
Tyler @BalloonFlavour
13K Followers 6K Following
5'4 nuisance @traumadol
782 Followers 735 Following sentient autismachine ( ｡^‿^｡) づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~ 🫧
Adam @adamgreattweet
63K Followers 3K Following Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Party Waffle @PartyWaffle
920 Followers 480 Following I'm pretty awesome until you get to know me. https://t.co/Mu5hmdVDuP
Earth Updates @Earth_Updates
805K Followers 210 Following Follow so you won't miss out on new updates | You can submit update ideas in our Twitter community | My game @ProjPlanetGame | Patch notes @Earth_Devlog
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Frank Chips @dad_chips
4K Followers 4K Following sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad https://t.co/tM0MJwouq5
Math Liker @stokestheorem
3K Followers 508 Following @KitchenAidUSA | all of my posts are firmly endorsed by my employer
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 454 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
Oolong @Oolongli420
8K Followers 1K Following we're a band from lawn guyland SELF-TITLED ON ALL PLATFORMS NOW! booking: [email protected] tweets by Matt
ᒍᗩᑎᑎY ᕼOᒪ.. @JannyHoliday
8K Followers 7K Following Dope fresh tweet jockey ~ 😎 ~ whatever/medicated
TuSoon Shakur @TuSoonShakur
13K Followers 2K Following
Velocirooster chicxul.. @Theropologist
5K Followers 4K Following Off to beiger pastures. Find me at https://t.co/kRmSp7cv9x
Xennaissance Dad @XennDad
5K Followers 2K Following Various dad jokes, bad jokes. Featured by @Buzzfeed, @TODAYshow, more. Join me at @xenndad.bsky.social . To see my tweets click ⬇️
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
DamnFineTweet @damnfinetweet
13K Followers 3K Following RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!
Ghostface Killah @GhostfaceKillah
863K Followers 442 Following email: [email protected] 4 business, bookings,features etc or reach Mgr @bcamp810 direct.. https://t.co/Kc1uJ1QjCx
Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker
2K Followers 1K Following I know why the caged bird drinks. https://t.co/RxYsGZ8pAg
Joe Rogan @joerogan
12.4M Followers 4K Following Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer Host of The Joe Rogan Experience #FreakParty https://t.co/AZOVBquseu
Bart @bartandsoul
11K Followers 2K Following What is this place? Is it like FB? Music. Sarcasm. I RT, a lot.
Lock Wilford @LockWilford
3K Followers 3K Following If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you did not find him. My Art: https://t.co/WvTAUjlgSb
Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke
16K Followers 2K Following i’ve never been serious in my life! || comedian/ twin ~ Instagram: @ armsandlegs (ˀ̢⋅⃘‧̮⋅⃘ˁ̡ી˂ᵒ͜͡ᵏᵎ⁾
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Jerry Lock @jlock17
8K Followers 8K Following Do a little dance. Make a little love. I like @‘s. Get down tonight.
F. Scott Fitz Jesse (.. @FScottFitzJesse
8K Followers 6K Following I'm just here to make fun of myself.you don't need to pretend to be "keto" you can just eat the spoonfuls of butter
I can Phillip Collins in the air tonight, oh lord
when I think about something right before sleep I like to say things like "nah I don't need to write it down, surely I will remember it in the morning"
Janet, cradling a cup of hot cocoa in a Panera will not get you discovered for the next Hallmark movie.
With a little modification you can convert your tens device into a field-expedient electroshock therapy machine
This is a small piece of mookaite of mine. Every time you look at it, you see something new and beautiful.
Mookaite jasper is a stunning and unique gemstone found in Western Australia. It's known for its vibrant and swirling patterns of colors, often including red, yellow, orange, pink, purple, and cream. cutt.ly/twF2SQrA
I thought the idea was to look less frightening with makeup on but maybe I'm wrong.
My welcome mat faces the wrong way so the world would seem more inviting
I’m going to Ireland to eat at the original McDonald’s.
He calls you doll face because you have dead eyes and you're his transitional object
when you’re in the McDonald’s drive-thru and you have to wait for a little bit while they get your order ready fresh is what I bet going to real restaurant feels like
When I was 15 I got banned from the trailer park for not having a neck tattoo.
I bet when vanilla was called plain it was like “now hold on, hold on, just a minute, what if we told you we also come in french vanilla and vanilla bean??”
Violence is never the answer, unless the question is 'what turns you on'
WebMD is like, “It’s probably nothing but it’s also probably cancer.”
Maybe it's the Cocoa Puff-sized tick burrowed in my carotid artery doing the talking, but damn, girl, I think I'm in love with you.
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